Opps; goes the mind switch!
"At last, I think I have finally gotten it." Hank proclaimed. He had been working non-stop for weeks now on his new idea. Now he just hoped it would work. "What have you done now Hank?" Rene'e walked over to the big blue beast trying to peek over his shoulder. "It is a new machine my feline comrade. If it does what I hope it will it will be able to switch the health factor of fruits with the health factor of junk food." Rene'e scratches her head as she looks at the messed up machine. "Oh, well how nice. I'm just gonna go now." Rene'e walks away slowly then turns and runs for the door.
About the same time as Rene'e runs to the door. The door opens like some kind of strong wind blew it open. Rene'e was hit by the swinging door and smacked into the wall behind the door. All Rene'e could here was "Bring that back you messed up Cajun!" followed by an angry voice of a Canadian yelling at the top of his lungs that the Cajun will die along with the annoying Scott Summers who was yelling at Remy to bring back the TV Remote.
Remy runs around the machine "Remy aint got da remote."
"LIAR!" Scott yelled as Logan tried to grab Remy but missed due to Remy jumping over his head. Hank was yelling and telling them to stop this mischief before someone gets hurt. Rene'e stood up and rubbed the back of her head. "Owie." Remy ran like there was no tomorrow around the machine. "Around, around, Remy goes, aint no body knowin' when Remy stops."
Logan now pissed off cause all he wanted was to enjoy his show tunes, but no, Mr. Lebeau just had to "borrow" the remote control. Logan extended his claws and took a swing at Remy, he missed and his claws smacked into a lever and a buzzing sound could be heard. "Hey FRUIT!" said Remy and reached for it. "You idiot!" Scott yelled as he reached for Remy, Logan just stood there by them listening to the buzzing sound. "OH SHIT!" was the last thing that was heard. A bright light was seen and there by the machine stood, Logan, Remy and Scott. Hank looked at them then at Rene'e. "Umm, just for experimental science purposes will the real Remy, please, step forward?" Asked Hank.
Logan steps forward looking at Hank. "Remy aint got da remote."
"Oh dear." Hank said, "Will Scott step forward." Remy's body steps up. "Yeah, Hank?"
"Oh my.." Hank says in shock. "Logan?"
Scott's body steps by to the plate.
"Hank.." Was all Logan could say.
Then Rene'e screamed "DON'T TELL ME!!!" was all she could scream out.
Remy looked at himself. "Hey, Remy isn't in da Remy body? Where's Remy?"
Rene'e looked from Logan's body to Scott's body. "Lo-Lo-Logan?"
Scott's body looked at her "Yeah babe?" "NO GOD! WHY!" Just as Rene'e dives for Hank's throat Shony walks in after hearing all the noise.
"What is going on in here ya'll, can't you see I'm trying to watch the news for Christ sake? Oh hey Logan I found the remote, Rouge had it."
Scott's body spoke with the voice of Logan. "She had it?"
Shony looked at Scott/Logan funny. "Scott I was talking to Logan."
Rene'e looked at her dumb founded friend. "That is Logan! This fuzzy bastard switched their minds! Now Logan is in Scott's body, Remy is in Logan's body and Scott is in Remy's body!" Rene'e continues to chock Hank.
"What! You mean my Remy is now Logan? ALRIGHT!" Shony howled.
Rene'e jumped off of Hank and had her claws at Shony's stomach within a blink. "NOT ALRIGHT! DO YOU KNOW HOW---small Scott is? I CAN'T WORK WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" Rene'e glares at Hank evilly "YOU FIX IT AND YOU FIX IT NOW YOU BIG BLUE SON-OF-A BITCH OR ITS NAIR FOR YOU!"
Shony looked at Logan's body then at Remy's. "What is the big deal? I like the new change." Rene'e growled a deep growl then ran over to Scott/Logan and started to cry on his shoulder. "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! Logan, this isn't fair." Scott/Logan put his hand on his freaked out girlfriend's shoulder then it finally hit him. "Babe, could you excuse me for a second I need to go to the bath room." Rene'e raised her eyebrow. "Okay."
With in a few minutes of being in there they all hear a scream then a loud laugh as Logan walks out. "Dear god! How can Jean handle ---this? Wait, I'm Scott now. Oh Jean." Rene'e growled loudly and glared at Logan. "Pardon me? You're in that body so you don't heal very fast." She extended her claws and was aiming at the very-small---target. "Yo! Wait a minute that is my body! Don't being getting pissed off at him and hurting my body! Oh, and I'm not THAT small!" the real Scott protested.
"You are too." Logan laughed then looked at the still pissed off Rene'e.
"Logan my love, you are gonna be smaller then him if you don't take back what you said about Jean."
"Come on baby I was kidding. Besides I wouldn't know how to handle something so small anyway." Logan laughed.
Shony looked at her boyfriend in Logan's body playing with Logan's claws, "STOP THAT BEFORE YOU CUT SOMETHING OFF!"
"Mes Amie! No worries Remy can handle this. Remy can heal now."
Shony sighed and slapped her forehead then looked at Hank, "You had better get to fixing your little mistake or you will have no hair left on your body for Rene'e to WAX OFF!"
Hank stammered a bit then replied, "Okay, just stay calm I will get started on fixing this little misshape in just a minute."
Both Rene'e and Shony were at Hank's throat, one with her claws out the other holding a fireball both looking like demons. "NO YOU WILL START NOW!" they both yelled.
All the men stood there watching Hank run around and climb around the room as the two pissed off girls stood watching with evil grins of satisfaction.
"Remy thinks Remy needs a drink." Remy said as he finally stopped playing with Logan's claws.
"Logan agrees. DAMNIT! Now I'm talking like you!" Logan fallowed Remy out of the room.
Scott stood there for a second holding a deck of cards with a grin of childish glee. "I wonder."
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" Shony yelled. "Don't fuck with powers with which you have no understanding!"
Rene'e fallowed Scott's body out of the room, "I hate to say this but Scott has a nice ass. Maybe it is just because there is someone inside his mind that knows how to carry it."
Scott/Logan turned around with one of his sexy grins that have been multiplied a hundred full with the Scott pout lips. "Thank you babe."
Rene'e bit the tip of her finger as she watches the sly smile of Logan on the face of Scott. "Oh-My god! I-I-I think I'm just going to go over here before I do something I may regret." Rene'e walked away slowly.
Remy/Scott walked over to Jean and put his arm around her waist, "Hello dear."
"REMY! Get your hands off of me please I am married remember?"
"No, Jean it is me Scott."
"What kind of sick joke is this Remy Lebeau?"
"No Jean I'm telling the truth it is me Scott. Go ask Hank. Hell even ask Logan, err.damn Remy."
"Get away from me. I don't find this funny one bit Gambit." Jean pushes Remy/Scott away and when he tires to protest she knees him hard in the groin.
"Hey! Do non hurt Remy's body while Remy non in it!" Logan/Remy stood up out of his chair.
"Tell that to Rene'e over there she is eyeing my body like a lioness eyeing a gazelle."
"That is only because Logan is in it. It doesn't help that he carries himself better then you do." Shony laughed leaning on Logan/Remy. "Rene'e come over here a second will ya' babe?" Scott/Logan winked thru the glasses.
With that Rene'e was up and at Scott/Logan's side within a second. "Babe you realize you are in Scott's body and if Jean were to see us in any bad-um bad positions it may ruin Scott's and hers marriage. Are you aware of this?"
"Yep! Shall we?"
Rene'e laughed lightly and fallowed Scott/Logan to her room.
"LOGAN! RENE'E STOP!" Remy/Scott yelled.
Hank walked in with a slightly happy worried look. "I believe have figured it out."
With that Scott/Logan and Rene'e were right by Hank.
"REMY! PUT THAT AWAY! Stop watching yourself heal up! The giggling is just creeping me out!" Shony wined as she grabbed her Cajun/Canadian boyfriend.
"Aww, Mes Amie? Alright Remy will stop for you."
"Will all the-um- men fallow me back to my lab?" Hank said as all the confused body/minds fallowed him into his lab leaving Rene'e and Shony there.
"At last, I think I have finally gotten it." Hank proclaimed. He had been working non-stop for weeks now on his new idea. Now he just hoped it would work. "What have you done now Hank?" Rene'e walked over to the big blue beast trying to peek over his shoulder. "It is a new machine my feline comrade. If it does what I hope it will it will be able to switch the health factor of fruits with the health factor of junk food." Rene'e scratches her head as she looks at the messed up machine. "Oh, well how nice. I'm just gonna go now." Rene'e walks away slowly then turns and runs for the door.
About the same time as Rene'e runs to the door. The door opens like some kind of strong wind blew it open. Rene'e was hit by the swinging door and smacked into the wall behind the door. All Rene'e could here was "Bring that back you messed up Cajun!" followed by an angry voice of a Canadian yelling at the top of his lungs that the Cajun will die along with the annoying Scott Summers who was yelling at Remy to bring back the TV Remote.
Remy runs around the machine "Remy aint got da remote."
"LIAR!" Scott yelled as Logan tried to grab Remy but missed due to Remy jumping over his head. Hank was yelling and telling them to stop this mischief before someone gets hurt. Rene'e stood up and rubbed the back of her head. "Owie." Remy ran like there was no tomorrow around the machine. "Around, around, Remy goes, aint no body knowin' when Remy stops."
Logan now pissed off cause all he wanted was to enjoy his show tunes, but no, Mr. Lebeau just had to "borrow" the remote control. Logan extended his claws and took a swing at Remy, he missed and his claws smacked into a lever and a buzzing sound could be heard. "Hey FRUIT!" said Remy and reached for it. "You idiot!" Scott yelled as he reached for Remy, Logan just stood there by them listening to the buzzing sound. "OH SHIT!" was the last thing that was heard. A bright light was seen and there by the machine stood, Logan, Remy and Scott. Hank looked at them then at Rene'e. "Umm, just for experimental science purposes will the real Remy, please, step forward?" Asked Hank.
Logan steps forward looking at Hank. "Remy aint got da remote."
"Oh dear." Hank said, "Will Scott step forward." Remy's body steps up. "Yeah, Hank?"
"Oh my.." Hank says in shock. "Logan?"
Scott's body steps by to the plate.
"Hank.." Was all Logan could say.
Then Rene'e screamed "DON'T TELL ME!!!" was all she could scream out.
Remy looked at himself. "Hey, Remy isn't in da Remy body? Where's Remy?"
Rene'e looked from Logan's body to Scott's body. "Lo-Lo-Logan?"
Scott's body looked at her "Yeah babe?" "NO GOD! WHY!" Just as Rene'e dives for Hank's throat Shony walks in after hearing all the noise.
"What is going on in here ya'll, can't you see I'm trying to watch the news for Christ sake? Oh hey Logan I found the remote, Rouge had it."
Scott's body spoke with the voice of Logan. "She had it?"
Shony looked at Scott/Logan funny. "Scott I was talking to Logan."
Rene'e looked at her dumb founded friend. "That is Logan! This fuzzy bastard switched their minds! Now Logan is in Scott's body, Remy is in Logan's body and Scott is in Remy's body!" Rene'e continues to chock Hank.
"What! You mean my Remy is now Logan? ALRIGHT!" Shony howled.
Rene'e jumped off of Hank and had her claws at Shony's stomach within a blink. "NOT ALRIGHT! DO YOU KNOW HOW---small Scott is? I CAN'T WORK WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" Rene'e glares at Hank evilly "YOU FIX IT AND YOU FIX IT NOW YOU BIG BLUE SON-OF-A BITCH OR ITS NAIR FOR YOU!"
Shony looked at Logan's body then at Remy's. "What is the big deal? I like the new change." Rene'e growled a deep growl then ran over to Scott/Logan and started to cry on his shoulder. "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! Logan, this isn't fair." Scott/Logan put his hand on his freaked out girlfriend's shoulder then it finally hit him. "Babe, could you excuse me for a second I need to go to the bath room." Rene'e raised her eyebrow. "Okay."
With in a few minutes of being in there they all hear a scream then a loud laugh as Logan walks out. "Dear god! How can Jean handle ---this? Wait, I'm Scott now. Oh Jean." Rene'e growled loudly and glared at Logan. "Pardon me? You're in that body so you don't heal very fast." She extended her claws and was aiming at the very-small---target. "Yo! Wait a minute that is my body! Don't being getting pissed off at him and hurting my body! Oh, and I'm not THAT small!" the real Scott protested.
"You are too." Logan laughed then looked at the still pissed off Rene'e.
"Logan my love, you are gonna be smaller then him if you don't take back what you said about Jean."
"Come on baby I was kidding. Besides I wouldn't know how to handle something so small anyway." Logan laughed.
Shony looked at her boyfriend in Logan's body playing with Logan's claws, "STOP THAT BEFORE YOU CUT SOMETHING OFF!"
"Mes Amie! No worries Remy can handle this. Remy can heal now."
Shony sighed and slapped her forehead then looked at Hank, "You had better get to fixing your little mistake or you will have no hair left on your body for Rene'e to WAX OFF!"
Hank stammered a bit then replied, "Okay, just stay calm I will get started on fixing this little misshape in just a minute."
Both Rene'e and Shony were at Hank's throat, one with her claws out the other holding a fireball both looking like demons. "NO YOU WILL START NOW!" they both yelled.
All the men stood there watching Hank run around and climb around the room as the two pissed off girls stood watching with evil grins of satisfaction.
"Remy thinks Remy needs a drink." Remy said as he finally stopped playing with Logan's claws.
"Logan agrees. DAMNIT! Now I'm talking like you!" Logan fallowed Remy out of the room.
Scott stood there for a second holding a deck of cards with a grin of childish glee. "I wonder."
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" Shony yelled. "Don't fuck with powers with which you have no understanding!"
Rene'e fallowed Scott's body out of the room, "I hate to say this but Scott has a nice ass. Maybe it is just because there is someone inside his mind that knows how to carry it."
Scott/Logan turned around with one of his sexy grins that have been multiplied a hundred full with the Scott pout lips. "Thank you babe."
Rene'e bit the tip of her finger as she watches the sly smile of Logan on the face of Scott. "Oh-My god! I-I-I think I'm just going to go over here before I do something I may regret." Rene'e walked away slowly.
Remy/Scott walked over to Jean and put his arm around her waist, "Hello dear."
"REMY! Get your hands off of me please I am married remember?"
"No, Jean it is me Scott."
"What kind of sick joke is this Remy Lebeau?"
"No Jean I'm telling the truth it is me Scott. Go ask Hank. Hell even ask Logan, err.damn Remy."
"Get away from me. I don't find this funny one bit Gambit." Jean pushes Remy/Scott away and when he tires to protest she knees him hard in the groin.
"Hey! Do non hurt Remy's body while Remy non in it!" Logan/Remy stood up out of his chair.
"Tell that to Rene'e over there she is eyeing my body like a lioness eyeing a gazelle."
"That is only because Logan is in it. It doesn't help that he carries himself better then you do." Shony laughed leaning on Logan/Remy. "Rene'e come over here a second will ya' babe?" Scott/Logan winked thru the glasses.
With that Rene'e was up and at Scott/Logan's side within a second. "Babe you realize you are in Scott's body and if Jean were to see us in any bad-um bad positions it may ruin Scott's and hers marriage. Are you aware of this?"
"Yep! Shall we?"
Rene'e laughed lightly and fallowed Scott/Logan to her room.
"LOGAN! RENE'E STOP!" Remy/Scott yelled.
Hank walked in with a slightly happy worried look. "I believe have figured it out."
With that Scott/Logan and Rene'e were right by Hank.
"REMY! PUT THAT AWAY! Stop watching yourself heal up! The giggling is just creeping me out!" Shony wined as she grabbed her Cajun/Canadian boyfriend.
"Aww, Mes Amie? Alright Remy will stop for you."
"Will all the-um- men fallow me back to my lab?" Hank said as all the confused body/minds fallowed him into his lab leaving Rene'e and Shony there.