Chapter 1 We still think that this is a bad idea even though it seems like a good one

Once Cloud found the results out he knew he was screwed. Of course nobody else knew, but him. Well maybe Tifa but there's no telling what she could do. He thinks she has a death wish ever since he accidently slept with a girl. Zack's girl. Zack was pretty cool about it, but it was because Tifa was the devil in a woman's body. And now her fury will be unleashed. What did he do? Well he sold the Seventh Heaven. He didn't mean to. He was filling out a survey, so he could get something for Tifa. Little did he know that the ten thousand Gil would be earned by selling the place. Sadly, he can't get it back due to the fact Yuffie became the owner of the shop. She wants Cloud to go out with her, but Cloud is way too old. Aerith is doing fine, and so is Zack. But poor Cloud will never be the same. It's time for a change.

Cloud goes to the agent.

Tifa finally got the shoes she wanted. Although she will use them to beat Cloud when he gets out of line. Sometimes he needs some sense knocked into him. Especially after he got in the bed with Aerith, who was drunk. In his defense he thought Aerith was Tifa. And she laughed then beat his ass. She'll admit to herself that she likes Cloud, but will never admit it to anyone else.

Anyway, she is on her way back home. She stops in front of the shop when she sees a note on the door. She puts down her bags and looks at the note.

Dear Tifa, the sweetest and most beautiful woman alive,

She'll give him that, at least.

Okay take a deep breath and go to your happy place. I got enough money to buy you whatever you want.

Tifa begins to smile, but remembers there's always a but and a catch.

But there's a catch. You see I filled out a survey to get ten thousand Gil. Here's the catch: the Seventh Heaven, our home and business, had to be sold.

Tifa doesn't understand. They can buy it back.

And the person who bought it is Yuffie

Love, your friend that you love the most in the world, Cloud

P.S. Don't try to find me I ran away.

"CLOUD!" Tifa shouts her bag in her hand as she runs to find Cloud.

"Cloud I think you're an idiot," Zack says as Aerith is on the computer.

"Because I sold the shop to Yuffie?" Cloud asks.

"No, the fact that you got in bed with Aerith," Zack says," I mean I almost got into the bed with Tifa, but she kicked me out of bed."

"I wish you didn't," Aerith mutters as Tifa breaks down the apartment door.

"SHIT!" Cloud shouts jumping from where he is standing to the couch on the other side of the room.

"Tifa!" Zack says as Tifa walks about five feet in." Are you calm?"

"Oh I'm not mad," Tifa says calmly as the two men sigh in relief." I'M FURIOUS!"

Tifa takes the knife out of her back pocket, holds it above her head in a murderous manner, and walks up to Zack. Zack steps backwards as Cloud hides behind Zack, The black spikey man waves his hands in Zack front of his body, as if he is trying to tell her to stop.

"N-now Tifa," stutters," you said you weren't mad."

"Never ask a woman that question," Aerith says a little too late in his life," assume that when we come in we're usually mad."

"HOW!? WHY!?" Tifa shouts waving the knife at Zack.

"I didn't know!" Cloud shouts.

"BULLSHIT!" Tifa shouts," how do you not read as you're doing something!?"

"Be Cloud," Zack says shrugging.

"Shut up Zack," Aerith advises.

"Anyway I'm working on a situation," Cloud says.

"Does it involve going out with Yuffie because I'll kill you if you do," Tifa says.

"And we have a feeling you would. So that's why she's looking for another place to stay."

"ANOTHER PLACE!?" Tifa shouts.

"Yes Tifa, Cloud can't go out with Yuffie due to the fact that it's wrong ,and he could get arrested. Remember what Marlene did when Cloud pissed her off?" Aerith says.

"Don't remind us," The three sigh annoyed.

And now begins another story.

A.U Note: Yep another one of my annoying stories. I don't know why people read them. Maybe because people find me funny in some way. And I just flamed myself because there are a lot of grammatical errors. Anyway enjoy and review. Always looking to improve.