Mwahahahahaha!!!! This fic was created out of boredom and the desire for someone to read my work! ...ya.
A party without me
"Everyone listen! We're gonna have a party!!!!" Kairi said excitedly.
"..."
"Guys...where'd everybody go?" Kairi asked.
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"I feel bad for ditchin her, ya." Wakka said.
"Oh, who cares? Namine is with her." Tidus said.
"Oh...true dat, man."
"We are gonna play truth!...or dare." Sora annouced.
Everyone groaned.
"Aw, lighten up. Hey, Selphie, tuth or dare." Sora asked.
"Tuth? Tee-hee, okay um...dare."
"I dare you to...kiss Hayner." Sora said.
She did despite the squeals from Yuffie saying. "No! Need...YAOI!!!"
"Alright, Yuf, truth or dare." Selphie said.
"Um...truth."
"Who would be uke: Sora or Riku?" Selphie asked.
Sora choked on his soda from laughter. Riku blushed.
"Well from the looks of it I say Riku is. And not just in my world either." Yuffie grinned.
Sora smirked at Riku whose blush deepened.
Some laughed, others just were just...distirbed.
"I hate this game, let's play strip poker." Roxas decided.
"Yeah!!!" Everyone agreed.
Well...except Sora who pouted cuz he didn't get to play his game.
Riku whispered something in his ear, causing Sora to blush and nod and the two run off.
After twleve minutes of intense playing, everyone had either dropped out or gotton too drunk to stay focused so the only players left were Cloud with only his earing off, Zexion who was losing quickly, Hayner who cheats and Olette who was winning by luck.
"Stop cheating, Hayner, or I'll sick Demyx on you and make him sing." Olette said.
Hayner looked mortified and ran away.
Olette giggled triumphantly.
Cloud and Zexion merely smirked.
Soon Zexy was down to only a sock and boxers. Cloud had yet to lose anything and Olette got drunk and ran off to look for Axel & Roxas (good luck with that).
"Give up?" Cloud asked.
"Hm..." Zexion smirked evilly and morphed into Zack.
"ZACK!!!" Cloud glomped him.
"Ahk! Screw that idea, I;m outta here!" Zexion said trying to run. But Demyx, our sweet lovable Demyx, grabbed him and made him dance the macarana to my humps...
"Ya you have fun with." I said, watching from the doorway.
Cloud was crying cuz he thought Zack had come back for him but it was just Zexion being a meanie.
"Aw, Cloud, you want a hug?" I asked.
He nodded.
"Too bad!" I giggled manically and ran to the beach where Kairi was dumbly seraching for everyone under rocks.
Namine was dying from laughter at the redheads idiocracy.
"So she does laugh." I said.
"So she does speak." Namine countered. WE both glareed for a second before bursting into laughter.
"What's so funny?" Kairi asked.
YAY!!!!! So ya, Kairi's an idiot and Cloud's a crybaby. What else is new? Couln't pass up a chance to vandalize KH. Sorry if it offends you.
Kitty: No you're not
Shut up kitty.
Kitty: (Blows raspberry)
Right back atcha. REad and Review!!