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Now let's start the story.
The forest outside the RE1 mansion.
The S.T.A.R.S. Team members are running from the dogs that attacked them.
Chris Redfield: Panting while firing his M92F at the dogs. "Jill, run for that house!"
Jill Valentine: Panting as she runs for the house.
The S.T.A.R.S. Team enters the mansion.
Jill: Pointing her gun at the door. "I don't know what happened."
Chris: Looks around for Barry Burton. "Barry! Where's Barry?"
Albert Wesker: "I think he's…"
Jill: "Hey! That's not your line!"
Wesker: "This is a fanfic! The author can do whatever he wants."
Tai64: With a godlike voice. "You are correct."
Chris: "Who the hell is that?"
Tai64: "I'm the author of this fanfic. I can do anything I want. Hell, I can even do this…"
The door knocks.
Wesker: "Told you."
Chris: "How did he do that?"
Jill: "He wrote it in, dumbass."
Wesker: "Let's forget the author and answer the damn door already."
Tai64: "Good idea." Giggles.
Chris: Opens the door.
Ask Ketchum and Pikachu run in.
Jill: "Lemmie guess. Those dogs attacked you too?"
Ash: Catching breath. "Yeah! I tried battling them but they killed all of my pokemon except for Pikachu."
Pikachu: "Pika."
Jill: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh…I'm sorry."
Wesker: Whispering. "Sympathetic bitch."
Jill: "What did you say?!" Points her gun at Wesker.
Wesker: "I said let's go kill a witch."
Jill: "Oh." Holsters her gun.
The door knocks.
Chris: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
The Powerpuff Girls excluding Buttercup fly in.
Chris: "Sorry girls…you're in the wrong fanfic."
Blossom: "There's no time…we've been attacked by those rabid dogs."
Bubbles: "Just like all of you." Sees Pikachu. "Oh cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! A Pikachu" Flies toward Pikachu.
Pikachu: "Pika?!?!?!?!"
Ash: "Now hold on a sec. Pikachu is…"
Bubbles: Flies by Pikachu, grabs him in a hugging manner and crashes into a wall leaving behind the shape of herself just like the cartoons.
Wesker: "Man, Blossom. Your sister is weird."
Blossom: "What did you say?!" Her eyes are glowing, getting ready for laser vision.
Wesker: "I said I have to scratch my ear." Scratches ear.
Blossom: "Oh." Eyes return to normal.
Chris: Realizes that Buttercup is not with Blossom. "Hey! Where's the green Powderpuff Girl?"
Tai64: "Uhh…Chris…that's 'Powerpuff'…no D.
Blossom: "Thank you, Mr. Tai64. You saved me the trouble of correcting him."
Tai64: "Just doing my job."
Blossom: "Do you mean Buttercup, Chris? She was killed by those dogs. You see…just like you S.T.A.R.S. Team members and that poke trainer…we encountered those dogs and umm…we tried our laser vision on them and…it didn't work. None of us took our chances to use our fists but Buttercup. She fended them off until she expired and that's why it's just me and Bubbles you see."
Ash: "Uhh…Bubbles ran off with my Pikachu."
Blossom: "Oh yeah!" Giggles.
Chris + Jill + Wesker: Falls down anime style.
The door knocks.
Jill: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
Sonic runs in followed by Knuckles and Amy.
Sonic: Catching his breath. "Don't ask us…it's those dogs."
Amy: "At least none of our group was killed…lucky Tails took off to safety."
Knuckles: "Damn."
Sonic + Amy: "What?"
Knuckles: "This situation seems nostalgic. This place is DANGEROUS. I forgot to tell Tails about it so he could warn the press."
Blossom: "They probably wouldn't believe him."
Wesker: "The bitch is right."
Blossom: "What did you say?!" Eyes glowing again.
Wesker: "I said the witches will ride."
Blossom: "Oh." Eyes stop glowing.
The door knocks.
Sonic: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
MegaMan Volnutt from MegaMan Legends comes in.
MegaMan: Catching his breath. "Thank you man." Looks up to find his rival Sonic in front of him. "Oh…my…god…I'm…gonna…die."
Sonic: "Well if it isn't my old robo bustin' bag. I think I'll have a li'l fun with you." Curls up into a ball and starts the spin dash move.
Jill: "Now hold on a sec!"
Sonic: Uncurls. "What?"
Jill: "We have something else on our hands…like how to get out of this mansion ALIVE."
Blossom: "And how to warn the public of this mess."
Ash: "And how to get my Pikachu back!"
Wesker: "Ugh…get a life."
Ash: "What did you say?!" Makes a fist.
Wesker: "I said I'll call my wife."
Ash: "Oh."
Chris: "Now wait a sec, Wesker…you're not even married."
Tai64: "Chris, you dumbass…you don't know that…you're supposed to follow the script…not just make it up."
Chris: "OK…I'll go with the script…dork."
Tai64: "What did you say?!"
Chris: "I said I need a…fork."
Tai64: "Oh."
Amy: "Hey Tai64…isn't a dork a p*n*s?"
Blossom: Looks into her pocket dictionary. "That's one of the definitions…but the kind of dork that Chris referred to is an offensive term deliberately insulting somebody's physical appearance or social skills."
Tai64: "What Blossom said. You are to refer to that definition of 'dork' if you or anyone in my fanfics uses the word 'dork.'
Amy: "Oh…OK."
The door knocks.
MegaMan: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
Link comes running in with his sword unsheathed.
Link: Breathing madly. "Which one of you assholes is Albert Wesker?!"
Chris + Jill + Ash + Blossom + Sonic + Knuckles + Amy + MegaMan: Points to Wesker.
Wesker: "I hate you guys."
Link: Picks up Wesker like a bully. "Wesker! You owe me money!!!"
Navi: Flies out of Link's cap. "Now hold on just a sec. Try to remain patient."
Wesker: "Yeah, yeah. Do what the li'l flying witch says."
Navi: "What did you say?!"
Wesker: "I said my li'l ear itch-ez."
Navi: "Oh."
Link: "Now pay up before I…"
The door knocks.
Jill: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
Nemesis comes in.
Nemesis: "S.T.A.R.S."
Jill: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Faints.
Nemesis: "S.T.A.R.S." Puts hand on his head and pulls it of, revealing it's just a mask.
Chris + Wesker + Ash + Blossom + Sonic + Knuckles + Amy + Navi + Link: "What the hell?!?!?!"
Nemesis: "Itsa me, Mario! I was-a Nemesis in disguise. How-da you like the joke?"
Everybody else: Falls down anime style.
Link: "You little @%$^!" Cuts his head off.
Mario's head: Rolling on the floor…until it comes to a stop…near Blossom.
Blossom: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kicks Mario's head toward Amy.
Amy: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kicks Mario's head toward Jill.
Jill: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kicks Mario's head toward Wesker.
Wesker: Catches Mario's head.
Mario's body: Feels it's way for Mario's head.
Mario's head: "Hey…he cut off-a my head. I can't-a believe he'd-a cut off-a my head."
Wesker: "Gives Mario's head back to its body. "What a wuss."
Jill + Amy + Blossom: Corners Link.
Link: Giggles with nervousness.
Jill + Amy + Blossom: Starts beating the crap out of Link.
Wesker: "C'mon guys. I'll buy y'all a Pepsi in honor of Tai64's first fanfic."
Chris + Sonic + Knuckles + Mario + MegaMan: "Great!"
Tai64: "Hey! What about me?!"
Wesker: "Don't worry, dude. I'll buy you one too."
Tai64: "End!!!"
Now let's start the story.
The forest outside the RE1 mansion.
The S.T.A.R.S. Team members are running from the dogs that attacked them.
Chris Redfield: Panting while firing his M92F at the dogs. "Jill, run for that house!"
Jill Valentine: Panting as she runs for the house.
The S.T.A.R.S. Team enters the mansion.
Jill: Pointing her gun at the door. "I don't know what happened."
Chris: Looks around for Barry Burton. "Barry! Where's Barry?"
Albert Wesker: "I think he's…"
Jill: "Hey! That's not your line!"
Wesker: "This is a fanfic! The author can do whatever he wants."
Tai64: With a godlike voice. "You are correct."
Chris: "Who the hell is that?"
Tai64: "I'm the author of this fanfic. I can do anything I want. Hell, I can even do this…"
The door knocks.
Wesker: "Told you."
Chris: "How did he do that?"
Jill: "He wrote it in, dumbass."
Wesker: "Let's forget the author and answer the damn door already."
Tai64: "Good idea." Giggles.
Chris: Opens the door.
Ask Ketchum and Pikachu run in.
Jill: "Lemmie guess. Those dogs attacked you too?"
Ash: Catching breath. "Yeah! I tried battling them but they killed all of my pokemon except for Pikachu."
Pikachu: "Pika."
Jill: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh…I'm sorry."
Wesker: Whispering. "Sympathetic bitch."
Jill: "What did you say?!" Points her gun at Wesker.
Wesker: "I said let's go kill a witch."
Jill: "Oh." Holsters her gun.
The door knocks.
Chris: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
The Powerpuff Girls excluding Buttercup fly in.
Chris: "Sorry girls…you're in the wrong fanfic."
Blossom: "There's no time…we've been attacked by those rabid dogs."
Bubbles: "Just like all of you." Sees Pikachu. "Oh cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! A Pikachu" Flies toward Pikachu.
Pikachu: "Pika?!?!?!?!"
Ash: "Now hold on a sec. Pikachu is…"
Bubbles: Flies by Pikachu, grabs him in a hugging manner and crashes into a wall leaving behind the shape of herself just like the cartoons.
Wesker: "Man, Blossom. Your sister is weird."
Blossom: "What did you say?!" Her eyes are glowing, getting ready for laser vision.
Wesker: "I said I have to scratch my ear." Scratches ear.
Blossom: "Oh." Eyes return to normal.
Chris: Realizes that Buttercup is not with Blossom. "Hey! Where's the green Powderpuff Girl?"
Tai64: "Uhh…Chris…that's 'Powerpuff'…no D.
Blossom: "Thank you, Mr. Tai64. You saved me the trouble of correcting him."
Tai64: "Just doing my job."
Blossom: "Do you mean Buttercup, Chris? She was killed by those dogs. You see…just like you S.T.A.R.S. Team members and that poke trainer…we encountered those dogs and umm…we tried our laser vision on them and…it didn't work. None of us took our chances to use our fists but Buttercup. She fended them off until she expired and that's why it's just me and Bubbles you see."
Ash: "Uhh…Bubbles ran off with my Pikachu."
Blossom: "Oh yeah!" Giggles.
Chris + Jill + Wesker: Falls down anime style.
The door knocks.
Jill: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
Sonic runs in followed by Knuckles and Amy.
Sonic: Catching his breath. "Don't ask us…it's those dogs."
Amy: "At least none of our group was killed…lucky Tails took off to safety."
Knuckles: "Damn."
Sonic + Amy: "What?"
Knuckles: "This situation seems nostalgic. This place is DANGEROUS. I forgot to tell Tails about it so he could warn the press."
Blossom: "They probably wouldn't believe him."
Wesker: "The bitch is right."
Blossom: "What did you say?!" Eyes glowing again.
Wesker: "I said the witches will ride."
Blossom: "Oh." Eyes stop glowing.
The door knocks.
Sonic: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
MegaMan Volnutt from MegaMan Legends comes in.
MegaMan: Catching his breath. "Thank you man." Looks up to find his rival Sonic in front of him. "Oh…my…god…I'm…gonna…die."
Sonic: "Well if it isn't my old robo bustin' bag. I think I'll have a li'l fun with you." Curls up into a ball and starts the spin dash move.
Jill: "Now hold on a sec!"
Sonic: Uncurls. "What?"
Jill: "We have something else on our hands…like how to get out of this mansion ALIVE."
Blossom: "And how to warn the public of this mess."
Ash: "And how to get my Pikachu back!"
Wesker: "Ugh…get a life."
Ash: "What did you say?!" Makes a fist.
Wesker: "I said I'll call my wife."
Ash: "Oh."
Chris: "Now wait a sec, Wesker…you're not even married."
Tai64: "Chris, you dumbass…you don't know that…you're supposed to follow the script…not just make it up."
Chris: "OK…I'll go with the script…dork."
Tai64: "What did you say?!"
Chris: "I said I need a…fork."
Tai64: "Oh."
Amy: "Hey Tai64…isn't a dork a p*n*s?"
Blossom: Looks into her pocket dictionary. "That's one of the definitions…but the kind of dork that Chris referred to is an offensive term deliberately insulting somebody's physical appearance or social skills."
Tai64: "What Blossom said. You are to refer to that definition of 'dork' if you or anyone in my fanfics uses the word 'dork.'
Amy: "Oh…OK."
The door knocks.
MegaMan: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
Link comes running in with his sword unsheathed.
Link: Breathing madly. "Which one of you assholes is Albert Wesker?!"
Chris + Jill + Ash + Blossom + Sonic + Knuckles + Amy + MegaMan: Points to Wesker.
Wesker: "I hate you guys."
Link: Picks up Wesker like a bully. "Wesker! You owe me money!!!"
Navi: Flies out of Link's cap. "Now hold on just a sec. Try to remain patient."
Wesker: "Yeah, yeah. Do what the li'l flying witch says."
Navi: "What did you say?!"
Wesker: "I said my li'l ear itch-ez."
Navi: "Oh."
Link: "Now pay up before I…"
The door knocks.
Jill: "I'll get it." Opens the door.
Nemesis comes in.
Nemesis: "S.T.A.R.S."
Jill: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Faints.
Nemesis: "S.T.A.R.S." Puts hand on his head and pulls it of, revealing it's just a mask.
Chris + Wesker + Ash + Blossom + Sonic + Knuckles + Amy + Navi + Link: "What the hell?!?!?!"
Nemesis: "Itsa me, Mario! I was-a Nemesis in disguise. How-da you like the joke?"
Everybody else: Falls down anime style.
Link: "You little @%$^!" Cuts his head off.
Mario's head: Rolling on the floor…until it comes to a stop…near Blossom.
Blossom: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kicks Mario's head toward Amy.
Amy: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kicks Mario's head toward Jill.
Jill: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kicks Mario's head toward Wesker.
Wesker: Catches Mario's head.
Mario's body: Feels it's way for Mario's head.
Mario's head: "Hey…he cut off-a my head. I can't-a believe he'd-a cut off-a my head."
Wesker: "Gives Mario's head back to its body. "What a wuss."
Jill + Amy + Blossom: Corners Link.
Link: Giggles with nervousness.
Jill + Amy + Blossom: Starts beating the crap out of Link.
Wesker: "C'mon guys. I'll buy y'all a Pepsi in honor of Tai64's first fanfic."
Chris + Sonic + Knuckles + Mario + MegaMan: "Great!"
Tai64: "Hey! What about me?!"
Wesker: "Don't worry, dude. I'll buy you one too."
Tai64: "End!!!"