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She's Somebody's Baby

Chapter 1 – Welcome Back Ari

Ari walked towards his office in Miller Gold Agency. No one said hello or welcome back and he was used to it and most importantly, he could careless. There was only one person Ari wanted to see and it wasn't for the reasons you may think.

"Lloyd! Get E on the phone, we got disconnected" Ari yelled in his normal tone.

"Sorry Ari, Lloyd isn't here" a woman's voice said to Ari, instantly making him wish he was back on vacation.

"Why Babs, how I didn't miss you at all is still a mystery to me" Ari said in his normal sarcastic tone.

"Likewise Ari but how was your vacation? Did anything good come out of it?" Barbara asked him.

"Well let's see…two weeks in the South of France with the ex-wife to see if our drug abuse worthy marriage could be saved…does the fact that I'm back a fucking week early tell you anything???" Ari snapped at her.

"Well you can't say that you didn't try" Barbara said trying her best to bite her tongue and not snap back at him.

"Where the fuck is Lloyd?" Ari asked making his way into his office.

"Lloyd isn't here…he's in New York City with Johnny Drama" Barbara answered Ari.

Ari just glared at Barbara, she knew he was about to have one of his usual fits so she closed his door.

"Why the fuck is Lloyd in fucking New York City with fucking Drama??" Ari yelled.

"Well, while you were gone…I promoted Lloyd…he's no longer your ass kissing assistant or bitch" Barbara explained.

"What the fuck are you talking about?? You can't promote Lloyd! We have to agree on promotions together! I'm half the owner of this fucking agency too!" Ari continued to yell.

"Calm the fuck down Ari! I hired you a replacement" Barbara said as she walked towards the door.

"I love how I leave this place for one fucking week and I come back to all of this bullshit! You can't do this, Babs…if you weren't a woman I'd so strangle you with this phone cord right now" Ari said as he slammed his phone down on the receiver.

"I'd shut your mouth while you still can…Ari, I'd like you to meet Christine Massina, your new Assistant" Barbara said as she introduced Christine to Ari.

"I don't give a fuck Babs…I want Lloyd back here right…" Ari trailed off as he looked up from his desk and caught view of a gorgeous, young woman standing in front of him.

"It's a pleasure Mr. Gold" Christine said extending her hand out to him.

"Oh…believe me…the pleasure is all mine" Ari said standing up from his chair and shaking her hand.

"Well…I'll leave you two alone to get acquainted" Barbara said as she left his office.

"So, Christine…would you like a drink? Some Gin to soothe those first day on the job jitters perhaps? Or do you just want me to pull the blinds down along with my pants and you can put that pretty little mouth of yours to work" Ari asked her.

"Oh Mr. Gold…that is quite tempting…but there's something you should know…I'm not a fucking idiot…and if you ever say anything to me like that ever again…I won't hesitate with hitting you with the biggest sexual harassment lawsuit you've ever had" Christine said as she stood up from the couch.

Ari watched her in awe as she stormed out of his office. He was speechless; he was used to getting his way and rarely having another woman talk back to him like that…except for his ex-wife…and that drove him insane with curiosity. Besides being incredibly gorgeous and young, Christine was also feisty and this turned Ari on even more…working with her was definitely going to be a challenge for him.