Warning: Some characters personalities may be a little off. Just a little.

It's been about a year since I've moved into Flower Bud Village. I've been living my life pretty well. I've got a barn and a chicken coop, I've been get those precious Musical notes to revive the Harvest Goddess, and I've made some decent money. So, right now, everything's been good in my life.

But recently some peculiar things have been happening. Now, I'm not antisocial; I certainly have been communicating with the villagers in these parts, giving them gifts, and joining them in their festivals. Some of them have been giving me gifts in return for my friendship. Lately though, I've been getting strange letters and gifts from the men my age in the village. And when giving me said gifts, I can see them blushing and twiddling their thumbs nervously. It's been kind of creepy.

But now, they're getting a little weird. Saying weird things, not being able to say anything, and in the case of Louis, passing out whenever I ask him something. When I told Theodore about this, he just nodded and told me something about potatoes. Useless.

When I awoke today, I had an unnerving feeling things were about to get weirder. And they did.

The day started out normal. It was a nice sunny spring day. I tended to my animals, watered and picked the crops, and cleaned up around the yard. With some extra time to spare, I decided to go check out the mines.

This is where the problem started.

I've been kind of short on money lately so I decided to go down to a low level of the Moonlight Cave to get me some Diamonds. However, I was so focused on getting them that I didn't pay attention to the screams of my body. One moment I was swinging my hammer to crush a crystal and the next moment…black. I accidentally passed out.

When I awoke, I got a vision of something kind of awkward to wake up to:

There, a few inches away from me was Alex. "Wanna go out with me?"

Of course, I had no idea where I was, or what had just happened. "Huh? Where am I?"

"Well, patient, you have just awoken in the LOVE Clinic," Alex replied giving me . "And I, Doctor McDreamy am here to give you your diagnosis. Of LOOOVE."

That brought me to my senses. My mouth dropped. "Doctor McDreamy? What is this nonsense? This isn't a Love Clinic!"

"Hush now!" Alex pressed his index finger on my lips. "It's time for Doctor McDreamy's diagnosis. I'm afraid you've got a very serious case of the love fever, and the only thing I can prescribe is a date with Doctor McDreamy." He did the creepiest pose a doctor can do.

"Wait, what?" I asked.

"Doctor's orders! Now, hurry and wake up. We're going to the Moonlight Café."

Did I have a choice? No. Not at all. As soon as Alex, or McDreamy the Love Doctor, was sure I could stand up, he dragged me to the Moonlight Café where I was forced to dine with him. And things got worse from there.

"Speaking of Blue Feathers…" Alex started.

"I never said anything about Blue Feathers…" I retaliated.

"Well, now that you mention it," he replied. "I uh, think you should have this…" He handed me a piece of paper that said "Bill" on it.

I looked down at the price and written in pink pen with a bunch of hearts around it were the words, "One Blue Feather."

I looked back up at him; my facial expression said I was not impressed.

"You know," he said. "I got my PHD in Passion 101. The Love Doctor is ready to give you a full body exam." He moved his eyebrows up and down as he said this.

I think I'm about to throw up. I felt my breakfast rising to my mouth.

Just then, Eve walked over with our food, which was a giant plate of spaghetti and meatballs. "Enjoy."

"Oh, we will," Alex responded, putting a large meatball in his mouth and winking…

Yeah, that was all I could take.

I covered my mouth and bolted out of the Café. But as I left, I heard Alex say to Eve, "So uh, are you going to come to the wedding?"

That night, getting to sleep was a pain. Every bump I heard outside I started screaming. This is what I get for trying to be NICE.

The next morning, I woke up groggy. I'll have to make sure I go to bed early tonight. But a few minutes after I woke up, I got a knock at the door. Hesitantly, I opened it.

"Hey there," it was the "Love Doctor." "I'm afraid I need to collect your pay, which is a blue feather." Alex held out his hand.

I gave him a very angry look. "Go. Away."

"Right, right. Well, you know I'm looking forward to that payment," he said with a wink. "And don't worry, I'll make sure you stay in good health."

"What are you going to do, stalk me?" I asked.

"No," he replied. "I'm just going to follow you around every waking hour and make sure you don't pass out."

There was silence. "…yeah, that's stalking…"

"There's a word for that?" Alex inquired. "Cool. Well, I need to go to the clinic. Stalk you later!"

I closed the door and fell backwards. Please…tell me this stops now.

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