DON'T OWN STAR WARS OR ANYTHING
"Well master Yoda it's seems we're evenly match in everything except for." Count Dooku said as he gripped his lightsaber like a mic.
"Well it seems you need schooling young one." Yoda said as he gripped his lightsaber. "You go first Dooku.
"Look what the Jedi brought back from the dead.
It seems like Chewbacca wipes his ass on your head.
I'm the true dark lord and your nothing but fright.
Here are some chill pills you're catching dooku fever tonight
Because my powers are incredible and your teachings were terrible.
Who want to be old-schooled anyway?
Even your Jedi wants to be me and now that you're right next to me I can understand why they used midgits to play you in the movies."
"Sit down boy because you're having a music lesson, feel the force.
I have more power than a healthy horse.
You say forever, you'll never be forgetting.
I've rhymed lyric that lasted the ages,
the force has named me one of its greatest musical sages.
I committing major verbal murder by the Siths degree.
My name's Yoda man
maybe yah heard or me
because I'm the real O.J (original jedi). You want to blows than learn from me."
The crowd of clones and droids are cheering wildly for Yoda.
"I have General Grievous with Jedi heads backstage.
Man your rhymes couldn't save your student from dying at a young age.
I have to leave in 5 so there's not much time left.
Look at your age, what can you say, we all know that you're going to fall dead in a grave."
"I would destroy you but on Coruscant we don't fight girls and I glad I'm almost dead,
So I want see your album 'Lonely Girl'
But I have millions on twitter who wants to befriend me
So see you later you going to behead by Ani."
The floor opened beneath him and he escaped as the clone blasted the droids.
"Yoda you still got it." Yoda said as stared at the spot where Dooku was.
I DON'T OWN STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS OR ANY THING. I WAS WATCHING A RAP BATTLE ON YOU TUBE SO I CHANGED THE LYRICS TO FIT STAR WARS I HOPPED YOU ENJOYED.