A/N: Hello everybody! I bring a fanfic! Yayyy! I know this chapter will be fairly short and it's supposed to be because it's sort of a writer's block relief fic. I know I haven't been updating 'Perfect' as much as I'd thought I'd be, but to be fair, it's much easier to imagine the whole story and how it goes than typing it. Anywhos, how this 'asking thing' will work is right below this line! Yay!

(For a question, write who you want to ask the question to)

Ex. To Fourtris

(Then write your question)

Ex. Do you like bananas?

Easy, right? You can write your question in the reviews or PM me. I will get to every question or I'll try at least, but I'll only be doing one question a chapter. That's it! These first two questions are from me and there's two of them because they are from me. The laws of writing are mine! AND THEY/YOU WILL OBEY ME! And that little Doctor Who reference will lead into the first question for my whovian friends. If you have no idea what Doctor Who is, you may skip to question #2!

-Mel

To: Everyone

What do you think of the fact that Doctor Who will be played on Disney XD?

From: DoctorDauntlessWarriorsSwag

Tris: Nope.

Four: Never.

Christina: Hate it.

Zeke: Why would those little bastards skip Nine?

Uriah: Those little Pansycakes!

Lynn: *grabs chair, breaks the legs, uses two of them as chopsticks on Uriah's brain noodles for saying 'pansycakes'* Oh. And what the fuck Disney XD?!

Susan: It would be very unAbnegation like and selfish to say my opinion.

Tris: *Sighs* Susannnnnn

Susan: I'm sorry Beatrice. It's just that I'm loyal to Abnegation.

Tris: *Sighs again* It's alright.

Marlene: WHAT?! *Puts on bowtie, fez, scarf, and converse on* I guess it's all right. BUT THEY THEY REALLY HAVE TO PLAY ONLY THE TENTH DOCTOR. BESIDES I REALLY DON'T WANT LITTLE 'WHOVIANS' WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW AND TRY TO CORRECT EVERYONE WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT DT IS THE TENTH DOCTOR AND NOT THE ONLY DOCTOR! AND ON THE OTHER HAND, WHAT ABOUT ADELAIDE'S SUICIDE?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES THEY USE 'HELL' IN IT? YOU CAN'T JUST BLEEP IT. THAT WOULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE POOR EDITING. But other than that, it's fine I suppose. *Eye twitches*

Tris:...

Four:...

Uriah. I have no words.

Lynn: 0.0 Even I'm scared Mar.

Zeke: ...

Marlene: What?

To: Zeke and Uriah

Simple question alright? Chocolate or vanilla?

From: DoctorDauntlessWarriorSwag

Uriah: One does not just pick vanilla...so chocolate.

Zeke: Just because you said that, I'm going with vanilla.

Tris: I'd have to agree with Zekey-boo.

Uriah: Tris! Shunt off will ya?! It's mine and Zeke's question!

Tris: Zeke and mine, Uriah -_-

Zeke: Gosh Tris! Do you like chocolate or do you only like vanilla?

Tris: Well, I do like chocolate sometimes. It's just that Abnegation never allowed chocolate and they've never allowed vanilla too soooo when I first came here, Christina had me try all these other foods and one of them happened to be ice cream. I first tried vanilla then chocolate and I liked chocolate better for ice cream. Then I tried cake and I liked vanilla better, but I really did like vanilla with chocolate icing. After that-

Christina: Tris darling...that was meant to be a racist joke...*facepalms*

Tris: Wait? What?! Ohhhhhhhhh...I see it. And just so you know Zeke, I like both!

Uriah: First Tris and now Christina?! Who's next, Four?!

Four: Yo.

Tris: FOURRRR! *Swoons*

Uriah: Ughhhhhh this was a question for me and Zeke ONLY!

Four: Zeke and me. It's elementary, my dear Pedrad. *Rolls eyes*

Zeke: Now I see why Four and Tris make such a good couple! It's because they always correct people's grammar! I am on fire!

Tris: That's what people do, isn't it?

Uriah: No! No it isn't. And will you guys get out now? I thought that not talking would make you guys leave out of boredom.

Four: Then Uriah, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole faction.

Will: BURRRRNNNNN!

Christina: WILLLLLLYYYYY *Swoons*

Zeke: Woah! Someone get ice for that burn.

Uriah: I give up. Next time there's a question for only you guys, I'll be there. I'll just crash the party. Oh! I'll be the king of crashing and you'll all bow down to me.

Four: Why're you king?

Uriah: Because honey, you should see me in a crown.

Marlene: Hey guys. I would have to pick chocolate.

Uriah: MARRRLLLEEEENNNNEEEE! *Swoons*

Christina: What about chocolate? Oh, right.

Tris: Do you guys realize how off topic this convo got?

A/N: I know that this sucks, but I promise they will get better. Usually, the one question chapters will be longer than the second question and will be just as ridiculous.

Just out of boredom, I created a little contest. The first people to list one of the Sherlock references will get their question answered first, no matter how awkward, stupid, or weird it is. I know it isn't fair for the people who don't watch Sherlock, but that doesn't mean your question will never be answered. I will get to all of them I swear. There are 4 references and they're about BBC Sherlock, but one very well known ACD (The books) reference.

I think that's it!

-Mel

QOTC: Chocolate or Vanilla?

AOTC: Chocolate!