Ask Hawkfrost!
Okay, so many of these "Ask Whoever" thingies have been done, but I thought it would be fun if we could ask Hawkfrost… so I have threatened to bomb the Dark Forest and kill all the cats in it. Fortunately, Hawkfrost has some feelings, even if they're selfish feelings, so he agreed to be catnapped. Now he's…. well, I probably shouldn't tell you where he is; you might rescue him. Why anyone would want to do that, though, is beyond me… but whatever.
Soooo… ASK HAWKFROST!!