Letters to you crazy writers
Summary: The Naruto characters discover Fanfiction. After reading some of our stories, they feel the need to state some of their likes OR concerns. Letter fic… Crack!
A/N: I know that this is a cliché fanfic, and quite frankly that's why I think I like these fic's so much! :D You know the drill: Take no offense in anything said personally, of course! Please ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Dear Naruto fanfiction writers,
I have just read some of your stories about me and would like to ask if you have recently had a sanity check. In no way do I harbour feelings for Sasuke, or anyone in the least. I would do no such thing with him, as unthinkable as that. In case you did not realise, I was merely keeping Sasuke to make him a strong vessel for me. Now would anyone who had feelings actually do that? I didn't think so. And Anko? She was my student. Let me spell that out: S-T-U-D-E-N-T. Nothing more, nothing less. In fact, depending on her will power, she wouldn't even be alive courtesy of my curse mark experiment. Now what do you think of that? No worry, I will use a forbidden jutsu to erase all the stories including me doing something with someone else that I do not approve of. Continue with you talent in writing – that only applies to people who can write – and good day,
Orochimaru
A/N: I have already written up the next couple of chapters, so if you'd like to make requests, then you can, but don't expect to see them immediately! Thanks for reading! Review!
Ja ne,
Yuuki