That awkward moment when…:
-you start making Hoover Dam jokes and your grandmother thinks you are actually swearing
-you insist on dyeing your food blue and your family questions your mental health
-It starts thunder-storming and you comment casually how Zeus must be having a temper tantrum
-You ask the doorman in the Empire State Building how to get to the 600th floor
-Your teacher casually mentions Greek mythology and you have a fangirl attack
-You go star-gazing with a group of mortals and start yelling "HI BOB!" at the sky
-you realize people are interested in Greek mythology for a reason other than Percy Jackson
-Someone is annoying you so you hit them in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush
-you see a Delta airlines ad and scream "DAEDALUS LIVES!"
-You catch the Percy Jackson reference in the Kane Chronicles and literally curl up into a ball of post-Uncle-Rick-trolling PTSD.
-You yell "Oh my gods!" out loud instead of "Oh my God!"
-you go around hugging pine trees and calling them Thalia
-you use "What in Hades?" and "Holy Hera" in lieu of swear words
-you try to convince your little brother that eating a stapler will give him a cute scar
-your friend gets a nosebleed and you tackle them to the ground screaming "DON'T WAKE GAEA!DON'T WAKE GAEA!"
-You realize John Green is such a massive Percy Jackson fan that he literally wrote The Fault in Our Stars in the same font
-You finish re-reading The Mark of Athena in math class and have to explain why you are bawling
-you and another demigod wind up on opposite teams in PE and decide you are the Greeks and Romans fighting to the death while the Seven go questing
-You see a hurricane on the news and go, "What did you do, Percy?" Because you assume Poseidon in majorly PO'd
-You insist on visiting only locations Percy Jackson has visited-the Georgia Aquarium, Fort Sumter, Hoover Dam-for your family vacations
-You start watching the Disney version of Hercules and start shouting "WRONG!" at the television screen
-You start describing your dream guy and suddenly realize it's any or all of the guys on the Argo II
-You realize you want to marry Percy but you ship him and Annabeth even harder
-when you found out Nico was gay (did anyone see that coming?)
-You fully appreciate how bad the movies sucked
References for Demigods ONLY:
-where's the dam snack bar?
-I can't live in San Francisco!
-Blue food
-Storms are actually godly temper tantrums
-constellations
-Pine trees
-Diet Coke
-Pinecones
-what Delta symbols actually mark
-IMing
-world's worst absent father
-CHB
-New Rome
-Bob says hi
-Seaweed Brain, Wise Girl, Repair Boy, Sunshine, Witch Girl, Sparky, Beauty Queen, Chinese-Canadian Baby Man, Death Boy
-Team Leo
-where the word PANic comes from
-blue plastic hairbrushes
-Empire State Building, 600th floor
-DOA Records
-Achilles' heel
-I swear on the River Styx
-best underwater kiss of all time
-ballpoint pens
-demigod dreams
