That awkward moment when…:

-you start making Hoover Dam jokes and your grandmother thinks you are actually swearing

-you insist on dyeing your food blue and your family questions your mental health

-It starts thunder-storming and you comment casually how Zeus must be having a temper tantrum

-You ask the doorman in the Empire State Building how to get to the 600th floor

-Your teacher casually mentions Greek mythology and you have a fangirl attack

-You go star-gazing with a group of mortals and start yelling "HI BOB!" at the sky

-you realize people are interested in Greek mythology for a reason other than Percy Jackson

-Someone is annoying you so you hit them in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush

-you see a Delta airlines ad and scream "DAEDALUS LIVES!"

-You catch the Percy Jackson reference in the Kane Chronicles and literally curl up into a ball of post-Uncle-Rick-trolling PTSD.

-You yell "Oh my gods!" out loud instead of "Oh my God!"

-you go around hugging pine trees and calling them Thalia

-you use "What in Hades?" and "Holy Hera" in lieu of swear words

-you try to convince your little brother that eating a stapler will give him a cute scar

-your friend gets a nosebleed and you tackle them to the ground screaming "DON'T WAKE GAEA!DON'T WAKE GAEA!"

-You realize John Green is such a massive Percy Jackson fan that he literally wrote The Fault in Our Stars in the same font

-You finish re-reading The Mark of Athena in math class and have to explain why you are bawling

-you and another demigod wind up on opposite teams in PE and decide you are the Greeks and Romans fighting to the death while the Seven go questing

-You see a hurricane on the news and go, "What did you do, Percy?" Because you assume Poseidon in majorly PO'd

-You insist on visiting only locations Percy Jackson has visited-the Georgia Aquarium, Fort Sumter, Hoover Dam-for your family vacations

-You start watching the Disney version of Hercules and start shouting "WRONG!" at the television screen

-You start describing your dream guy and suddenly realize it's any or all of the guys on the Argo II

-You realize you want to marry Percy but you ship him and Annabeth even harder

-when you found out Nico was gay (did anyone see that coming?)

-You fully appreciate how bad the movies sucked

References for Demigods ONLY:

-where's the dam snack bar?

-I can't live in San Francisco!

-Blue food

-Storms are actually godly temper tantrums

-constellations

-Pine trees

-Diet Coke

-Pinecones

-what Delta symbols actually mark

-IMing

-world's worst absent father

-CHB

-New Rome

-Bob says hi

-Seaweed Brain, Wise Girl, Repair Boy, Sunshine, Witch Girl, Sparky, Beauty Queen, Chinese-Canadian Baby Man, Death Boy

-Team Leo

-where the word PANic comes from

-blue plastic hairbrushes

-Empire State Building, 600th floor

-DOA Records

-Achilles' heel

-I swear on the River Styx

-best underwater kiss of all time

-ballpoint pens

-demigod dreams