Chapter 1

It was the first time he ever wore a suit. Uzumaki Naruto is a lot of things, a hero, a prankster, and a perverted good for nothing monster but he was no monkey. He never wore a suit for anyone however the silk, black jacket and the snow white dress shirt added with a jet black tied made him looked professional, handsome even.

Tsunade got him to do it. She stood in front of the podium, fighting back laughter. Her gigantic jugs bouncing in rapid motions caused even council members to blush like adolescent teens. It was until she got over it that her demeanor changed. Her face tightened up, brows touched and her arms wrapped just below her magnificent melons, "Uzumaki Naruto. What do you have to say for what you've done?"

"Oba-san…" Naruto whined, "I didn't do it…on purpose…I was trying to save Sasuke and something snapped. That idiot…it's partially his fault too." He admitted. Naruto, when trying to save Sasuke, created a huge catastrophe at a neighboring town which created damaged with significant cost, way above the limit for Konoha's treasury.

To add unto that, the town wasn't even part of Konoha's jurisdiction which meant that Naruto can be punishable by ninja law and Tsunade would be forced to hand him over as a prisoner of war. There's one way to avoid it though…

The sweat from Tsunade's forehead slides down her neck and unto her succulent breast. The Sennin didn't like it but she had no choice, "I'll have to ban you for one year…"

Hiashi Hyuuga, the clan head of the prestigious Hyuuga clan steps in, "That won't be enough to stop conflict between the cloud village…" he informed, "They request that Naruto is made into a slave or that he is banished infinitely from Konoha forever."

Both the whiskered young boy and the slug princess looked at Hiashi with disbelief, "EH?!" they both exclaimed harmoniously. Hiashi sighed. He liked Naruto some extent and didn't want to see him go as well. He tried his best to conjure an understanding smile, "They're making this deal because they want war and a chance to prove their village is stronger than ours."

"Give them the title." Tsunade waves her hand as if it was nothing.

Homura Mitokado, one of the head council interrupts, "Tsunade-sama, with all due respect, giving them that title is not in Konoha's best interest."

Tsunade rubbed her skin with two fingers, troubled. She contemplated hard on his words while observing Naruto carefully, "What do you think Naruto?"

"Tsunade-sama!" Homura screamed with shock, "It is unwise to ask the detainee what we should do. We should review this as a council and distribute the punishment with absolute fairness."

"Hm?" Tsunade looked at the old man with a disgusted expression. She leaned forward, her breast hanging in front of her like two swollen water balloons, "Was it not us who asked Naruto to bring back our missing-nin? Was it Naruto's fault, that despite his condition, we've used countless of times as a scapegoat for our problems? I'm the Hokage Homura. I decide the laws."

Homura's face turned red with fiery but resigned with a nod, "Yes Hokage-sama. I respect your authority."

"Good." Tsunade smiled. She then turned her attention to Naruto. Naruto had both his hands in front of his seat, nearing his crotch, and his eyes plastered over at the adults arguing for his fate. He's appreciative of Tsunade's support but knew what needed to be gone.

"I'll go." He said, surprising everyone, "The Hokage doesn't only decide laws." Naruto smiled, giving the best nice-guy pose he could conjure, "The Hokage also does what's best for the village and if it means I'll have to leave, then so be it."

"Naruto…" Tsunade stared with awe, "Humph." She scowls at Homura, "See what you've done." Homura stared at the floor with shame. Naruto lets out a light laugh, his hand rubbing the back of his head. Tsunade sighed, "Well, if you really think so…" she stood up, "I guess extending your leave to five years isn't such a big deal. It'll be good since you can have experiences outside of Konoha too. By then, hopefully the cloud would get their heads out their asses and accept the peace treaty."

She eyes Naruto carefully one last time, obviously showing her reluctance at issuing this banishment, "You sure you don't just want to beat the living hell out of the cloud for fun?"

Naruto playfully smiled and seriously thought about it, "Nah. I want to protect my village, not hurt them. It's best if things went like this."

Tsunade resigned and spoke. Her voice loud and clear and her breast perking with absolute dominance as she issues Naruto's banishment for everyone to see, "Uzumaki Naruto…with weary hearts and admiration of your determination. I, the fifth Hokage of Konoha, banish you from Konoha for six years." She sat back down and it was all over.

Naruto turned his back on the council as they stared at the blondes back. Tsunade had her head resting against the palm of her hand, smiling while shaking her head. Her luscious chest moving accordingly.

"Now scram brat and come back alive."

Naruto shot a thumb up into the air and reassured Tsunade with confidence, "Believe it!"

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Naruto took a stroll down the streets of Konoha. The concrete sidewalk that he's so used to, he'll miss every crevice of it. He's also a little nervous as he lied to all his friends that he'll have a goodbye party at the ramen bar because it wasn't news that Naruto's banishment was incoming. He wasn't ready to say goodbye to Hinata most of all. The girl nearly cried herself to sleep when the possibility was introduced to her.

He walked casually to his rundown apartment and climbed the steps. He then noticed something. The wind didn't feel right and a sly smile planted itself on his face. He stood, snickering, "You can come out now." He told no one, obviously alone but the image of the wall breaks apart from its origin and a girl that is a few years younger than him reveals herself.

"Was I really that easy to find." She looked disappointed. Naruto lets out a pleasant chuckle, "Of course it was. I was the one who thought you that little trick." He patted the girl on her head.

The girl is Hanabi Hyuuga, daughter of Hiashi Hyuuga and younger sister of Hinata Hyuuga. She's mean but mostly harmless but because she's the second child, she's considered a lesser person than her older sister. Naruto doesn't complain about it it's one of the reasons he was able to teach her to begin with. Hiashi implemented this training regime after Naruto successfully beaten Neji at the Chunin exams.

The two got along instantly since their personality meshed so well. The overly competitive student with the lazy, troublemaking teacher, polar opposites yet outstandingly alike in their own twisted, confused little way.

Naruto brought out a colorful looking key from his pocket, decorated with an assortment of cute little tools he uses time to time and opens his door. Hanabi casually walks in, saying the appropriate words one would say when entering someone's home, "I'm back."

"Don't say that like you've been living here." Naruto snapped. Hanabi looked hurt, "I've been living here for three years and you already forgotten." She played the victim. Naruto's head boiled but said nothing. He pushed a raggedy looking suit case aside and started putting things inside, "Why aren't you at the ramen bar, you know I invited you there too?"

"I also know you're not going there at all and you're planning to skip it." Hanabi responded as she looked at some of Naruto's pictures. One particular being the team 7 picture he had laying on his desk.

"So you read my like a book. That's expected from my number one student."

Hanabi grabbed the picture and observed it carefully, "I'm your only student sensei."

Naruto laughed, "All the same!" he said and spotted her looking at his photo. His smile disappeared and Hanabi took notice. She placed the picture back, her hands tied behind her, "I didn't mean to…"

"It's fine." Naruto picked up the picture and placed it inside his suitcase, "I bet you want to know why I got exiled huh."

"You read me like a book." Hanabi teased. Naruto snickered, "I got in trouble with destroying a whole town by myself."

Hanabi's eyes glistened, "Really?!"

"Yep. The whole thing. Obliterated." Naruto bragged. He then placed his hand on Hanabi's shoulder and brought his forehead against hers, "We've been together for some time huh?" he grinned at his precious student.

Hanabi blushes, her hands squirming at her side as a tiny smile appeared on her face. When they first met, she would have back handed him multiple times right now. But the annoying fox grew on her and things like this happen occasionally. Her imaginary doggy tail wagged back and forth, "Yea…" but it suddenly went limp, "But that's not going to happen anymore because you're going to leave me…"

"That's okay." Naruto removed his head from hers, "You'll have Neji teaching you from now on and he's still a better teacher than I am even though I won the Chunin exams against him."

"It's not the same." Hanabi whined, "Neji-kun…can get a little book smart and then it becomes unbearable." Naruto laughed. He rubbed her head and skipped out the door, "Don't worry about it. I'm sure when we meet again you'll be able to put up an actual challenge." He teased. Naruto walked towards the railing and jumps on top of it. He looks back for a split second and whispers, "I'll miss you Hanabi." Hanabi didn't catch exactly what he said, "What?" she asked. Naruto laughed, not looking concerned, "Tell your sister I said bye and make sure you train hard alright. I don't want my only student to be failure." Naruto jumped over the railing.

Hanabi ran to the railing as fast as she could and called out Naruto's name. Her sweat drifted in the wind, and the orange glow from a setting sun gently emanating from her petite, but slightly curved body, "Naruto!"

She looked down and Naruto was nowhere to be seen, "I love you…senpai…"

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Hanabi entered the ramen bar casually. Naruto's friends all stood there, chatting with themselves while enjoying the little time they have away from missions. She sat down on one of the tables not occupied, her cousin, Neji Hyuuga, retired besides her, "He's not coming?"

Hanabi hung her head low, "No…" she moaned.

"As expected." Neji said, he stood back up and clapped his hands loudly, "Everyone, bad news, Naruto isn't coming."

"But he has to experience the fruits of my youth fully and thoroughly." Lee complained, "Quickly now. I must catch up, otherwise it'll be dire if he leaves." Neji grabs ahold of Lee before he goes running out the door, "Relax, that's probably one of the reasons he didn't come." Neji smiled weakly. Lee had tears brimming, "B-B-But…"

Sakura stood up, looking awkward and out of place. Her tender skin and perky breast pointed nicely through her red, skin tight outfit, "We shouldn't stop the party because Naruto's not here."

"Have the going away party even though the guy going away isn't here." Ino smirked, "I'm okay with that."

"Yea!" Kiba yelled, raising his drink high, "For Naruto!"

"For Naruto!" Everyone but the Hyuuga's joined in. Hinata stepped carefully to her cousin and sister, teary-eyed. Neji raised his brows surprisingly, "You stopped crying…" he said. Hinata nodded, "Yea, but there's a refractory period when you run out of tears…"

Hanabi scowled, "It's partly your fault he left. You know that right?" Neji shot a nasty look at her, "Keep your integrity when you speak to your elders. Otherwise I'll have you read the whole volume about the origins of the Kunai in the morning."

Hanabi scoffed. She stood up and marched outside, making sure he grieving is heard. Hinata stared at the ground, saddened, "She's right. If I told Naruto my feelings perhaps he'll still be here."

"Don't talk like that Hinata." Neji replied sincerely, "Even if it all worked out, it'll still be a long shot with your father. Hiashi only allowed Naruto to train Hanabi because she's the second child. The little visits you two have in between are something not talked about within the clan. Your father would have had my head if he knew." Neji felt a little guilty but didn't regret a thing, "But…if it makes you feel any better." he stood up and started walking to another group, leaving behind the words for Hinata to ponder about, "You guys looked really good together."

Naruto steps outside Konoha. The dusty roads and average plant life didn't amuse him. He even glanced behind him, pondering if leaving Konoha was the right thing to do. His face turns sour, "No use in trying to take back my words…" he mumbled. He climbed the hill and watched as the sun sets itself below the horizon. The least he could do was enjoy the sunset. He smiled, the glowing orange light disappearing slowly and revealing blackness.

He walks down the grassy hills with blissful optimism, being poorly equipped as he was. There was no use for him to try and set up camp in the wild. He looked at a poorly drawn map given to him by Shikamaru and sighed, "I knew I shouldn't trust someone lazy as he is to get me a map." He navigated through the darkness and came upon a small but robust village sitting just on the outskirts of Konoha.

The people there laugh as they played with some of the vendors that offered challenges. They're currently going through a small festival, decorated with all sorts of games and beautifully dressed kimonos. Naruto drooled, taking notice of some girls' clothes that would look great on Sakura.

He steps inside the nearest inn and is introduced to a lively set of customers, arguing about the power struggle between Hokyyokusei and their lords.

"I say we break inside the castle and steal their women. I've always wondered how nobles taste like." One old man proclaimed. He had a mug on one hand and a tavern whore on the other. The whore laughs, moving more things than her breast. Both of their faces pink because of beer.

Naruto's presence bore no notice until a sly figure with eyes of death observes, "Hey look. It's a Konoha ninja." He pointed out. The crowd took notice, each sharing a mix of opinions.

"I hear Konoha is no longer a true village…" one of the spectators remarked, blowing steam through his nostrils, "They ought to have more respect on us smaller villages. They supposed to look after us."

"I've never encountered unfair treatment for Konoha. I say if the man wants to drink, let him drink!" Another claimed. Naruto tried his best to come up with a smile. He wasn't looking for trouble but he really wished he didn't have to do it so early. He took off his forehead protector with reluctance and dropped it in his bag, "See. I'm no different from you guys. I got banished from Konoha so I'm no longer a real ninja. Naruto tried to reconcile. He hated saying this but he learned there are times to appeal to lesser minds when talking to a crowd. He had learned this from Neji.

The old man laughs, pleased at this sight. He pushed an empty mug to the end of the table and a waitress walks steadily to it, almost unnaturally, "Get him mug of your finest beer, it's on me!" he yelled. Naruto smiled, eager to try alcohol, he never had a drip when he was younger. But he wanted to set himself right with these people, "I'm underage." Naruto explained.

"Aren't we all!? Here's your drink!" Another bar waitress walks up to table, which was odd because it wasn't the same woman who got the order first. Naruto paid it no mind as a roar of laughter and agreement erupted on the table, "Atta girl Akira, soften him up and then take his money. I'll be it's a minor as well!" Akira, the very hyperactive red head lets out a sly smile and a wink, her finger touching her tender lips which made Naruto perked a little, "Be quiet will you, you'll ruin my plan."

Naruto grabbed the mug with curiosity and took small sip. His face twisted with disgust, he kept sipping though until the taste started to disappear and his head started to feel lighter. He stood up, swaying, what felt like minutes of partying became hours. It wasn't long until Naruto found himself with his head down, barely awake. The dim light of the morning sun pushed its way through the blinds, revealing what time of the day it was.

Akira, the adorable mistress that gave Naruto's his first drink drops a paper on his table and continues on her business, picking up cups, "You really shouldn't be taking offers from strangers, stranger. You see this bar keep comes with a strict policy. You always pay up."

Naruto could barely hear a word she said. He struggled to get up but found his head hitting the table harder when his body gave out, "How much…do I owe?" Naruto asked.

"Enough to buy me a whole inventory of beer." Akira spoke.

"I can't pay that much." Naruto replied honestly. He's almost broke as it is, "Didn't that man say he'll pay for my drink?"

"Yes. And he did. But he didn't offer to pay for your second, third, fourth, fifth…" her words droned on. Naruto smirked, "That much…that's awful…well then, I'm sorry and I'll promise to pay when I got the money…really. Believe it…"

He starts to snore. Akira angrily stops from working and takes ahold of his wrist. Her average looking breast peeked through her v-neck robe, bouncing peacefully with beauty and innocence. She's not that old, she must be in the peak of her growing spurt. In a few years those pumpkin seeds would turn into watermelons. He's sure there's nothing but a successful business after this.

"I'll take you to the guards I will!" Akira exclaimed, reaching for Naruto's hand. Naruto smirked as their skin touched, the moment her tender, succulent skin touched his. His body evaporated into thin smoke, causing the poor girl to cough and become distracted.

Naruto sneakily tries to walk out the store until Akira screams at the top of her lungs, "Chiyo! Get that thief!" Chiyo, a pale looking girl, skinny as bones appears from out of nowhere with a spear triple her height.

"Eeh! A Naginata?" Naruto steps back.

The thin blade shined its reflection on the golden haired man, blushing slightly because he got caught, "You must be that clumsy girl from last night." Naruto told her. Akira steps from the smoke and attacks Naruto like a wild beast. She climbs on his waist, pinning both his arms on the ground. Naruto can feel her exposed lips under her red robe pressing against places it shouldn't have. He barely could keep his composure now.

"You tried to run. You dirty good for nothing loser, you tried to run and not pay your debt. What do you have to say for yourself?!"

"I want to do nasty things to you."

Chiyo blushed and Akira took a moment to sink his words in. Naruto couldn't have left a more bad first impression to his new, temporary home.

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A/N: That's it for now.