HOW INU YASHA STOLE CHRISTMAS
Everyone today loves Christmas a lot,
But a half-demon in feudal Japan does not.
He hated Christmas, no one knew why,
But nothing really pleased this guy.
Some people thought his ears were too long,
Others thought his breath was too strong,
But I think the best reason of all,
Was the fact that his brain was ten sizes too small.
But whether it be his breath or his brain,
He stomped around on Christmas being a pain.
Kagome and Miroku decorated the tree,
While Inu Yasha raised his leg ready to pee.
This made Kagome go into a fit,
She jumped up and yelled," sit, sit sit!"
Flat on his face he fell on the floor,
He sat up and whined," Christmas is a chore."
"We buy presents, we decorate the tree,
No one has time to think about me.
If someone asked me Christmas is too hard,
In the past month we haven't found one jewel shard."
"But it's Christmas time." Miroku said.
Holding mistletoe over his head.
Kagome ignored him and tried to explain,
"You really don't have to be such a pain,"
"If you tried to get along and not fight so much,
Worrying about demons, jewel shards and such,
The true meaning of Christmas would shine through,
And the season would mean more to you."
But, Inu yasha answered," ask me if I care."
Sticking his middle finger in the air.
Kagome was enraged by such a sight,
And screamed," sit!" until he was out like a light.
Just about midnight, Inu Yasha came to,
He sat by the window wondering what to do.
He saw the stockings and it came in a flash,
"I don't have to put up with this Christmas trash!"
What happened next, well I've heard it said,
That he lost what little brain he had in his head.
He ran to the mantle, tripping over a box,
And took a big dump in each one of their socks.
Then he went to the next house with a jump,
Pulled down their stockings and took a big dump.
He got each house one by one in a row,
Then he said," five down, five more to go."
He crossed at the light and whom did he meet?
The Grinch who said," I'm working this side of the street!"
He went back home but as he went through the door,
He was hit from behind and knocked to the floor.
It was the people who's houses he visited that night,
And the look on their faces gave him a fright.
But what frightened him more was Kagome herself,
Who took the Tetseiga off of the shelf.
She held it over her head and it came down with a swish,
And took off his head as quick as you wish.
They stripped off his clothes and picked him up from the ground,
Then they put him in an oven where he baked golden brown.
The next day the people sat down to a feast,
And Kagome herself carved the dumb beast.
THE BITTER END
Everyone today loves Christmas a lot,
But a half-demon in feudal Japan does not.
He hated Christmas, no one knew why,
But nothing really pleased this guy.
Some people thought his ears were too long,
Others thought his breath was too strong,
But I think the best reason of all,
Was the fact that his brain was ten sizes too small.
But whether it be his breath or his brain,
He stomped around on Christmas being a pain.
Kagome and Miroku decorated the tree,
While Inu Yasha raised his leg ready to pee.
This made Kagome go into a fit,
She jumped up and yelled," sit, sit sit!"
Flat on his face he fell on the floor,
He sat up and whined," Christmas is a chore."
"We buy presents, we decorate the tree,
No one has time to think about me.
If someone asked me Christmas is too hard,
In the past month we haven't found one jewel shard."
"But it's Christmas time." Miroku said.
Holding mistletoe over his head.
Kagome ignored him and tried to explain,
"You really don't have to be such a pain,"
"If you tried to get along and not fight so much,
Worrying about demons, jewel shards and such,
The true meaning of Christmas would shine through,
And the season would mean more to you."
But, Inu yasha answered," ask me if I care."
Sticking his middle finger in the air.
Kagome was enraged by such a sight,
And screamed," sit!" until he was out like a light.
Just about midnight, Inu Yasha came to,
He sat by the window wondering what to do.
He saw the stockings and it came in a flash,
"I don't have to put up with this Christmas trash!"
What happened next, well I've heard it said,
That he lost what little brain he had in his head.
He ran to the mantle, tripping over a box,
And took a big dump in each one of their socks.
Then he went to the next house with a jump,
Pulled down their stockings and took a big dump.
He got each house one by one in a row,
Then he said," five down, five more to go."
He crossed at the light and whom did he meet?
The Grinch who said," I'm working this side of the street!"
He went back home but as he went through the door,
He was hit from behind and knocked to the floor.
It was the people who's houses he visited that night,
And the look on their faces gave him a fright.
But what frightened him more was Kagome herself,
Who took the Tetseiga off of the shelf.
She held it over her head and it came down with a swish,
And took off his head as quick as you wish.
They stripped off his clothes and picked him up from the ground,
Then they put him in an oven where he baked golden brown.
The next day the people sat down to a feast,
And Kagome herself carved the dumb beast.
THE BITTER END