Warning: TOTALLY RANDOMNESS AND INSANITY! And like a few curse words, so I put it as T rating just for that. It's just the song.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kamichama Karin, therefore, do not sue me. I don't own anything associated with Avenue Q either. Yay me!
Summary: Life as a Kamichama Karin character isn't always as great as it seems. What happens when Micchi starts singing about how his life sucks and other KK characters join in?! Songfic: It Sucks to Be Me (Avenue Q) Oneshot
Author's Notes: I was debating about switching Jin and Kirio around, but I really like how it came out! Please review!
Key: Italics are song lyrics.
It Sucks to be the Kamichama Karin Crew
"Morning, Micchi!" said Himeka as Micchi trudged through the door, taking off his shoes as he went.
"Hi Himeka." responded Micchi.
"How's life?"
"Disappointing," a strange thing for the normally cheery teen.
"What's the matter?" asked Himeka, worried.
"The catering company laid me off." Micchi had worked part time for a catering company to make some money.
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
"Me too. I mean, look at me! I'm supposed to be a god-in-training and I always thought…"
"What?" asked Himeka, curious.
"No. It sounds stupid." said Micchi, ashamed.
"Aww. Come on!" pleaded Himeka.
"When I was little, I thought I would be…" sang Micchi.
"What?"
"A big comedian on late night TV," Himeka giggled. "but now I'm trapped in this god stuff and as you can see, I'm not."
"Nope." cheered Himeka.
"Oh well," sang Micchi, "It sucks to be me!"
"Nooo!" protested Himeka, surprised at Micchi's outburst.
"It sucks to be me!" repeated Micchi.
"No!"
"It sucks to be broke and unemployed and have to deal with Kazune! It sucks to be me."
"Oh, you think your life sucks?" asked Himeka, challenging.
"I think so." said Micchi, crossing his arms. They had slowly migrated to the living room and now sat on the sofa.
"Your problems aren't so bad!" said Himeka before singing, "I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart!"
"You are." agreed Micchi.
"Thanks." said Himeka quickly.
"I like romantic things," sang Himeka, holding her hands to her heart, "like music and art. And as you know, I have a gigantic heart. So why don't I have a boyfriend?!" She pounded her fists against the table and then standing up dramatically, "FUCK! It's sucks to be me!"
Micchi gaped at Himeka's outburst and sang, "Me too."
"It sucks to be me!" sang Himeka.
"It sucks to be me!" repeated Micchi, "It sucks to be Micchi…"
"And Himeka!"
"To not have a job!"
"To not have a date!"
"It sucks to be me!" they sang in unison. Kazune and Karin came down the stairs, arguing as they always did.
"Stupid woman!"
"CHAUVINISTIC JERK!"
"LAZY SLOTH!"
"Hey, Kazune, Karin! Can you settle something for us?" asked Micchi, "Do you have a second?"
"Uh. Certainly." said Kazune, caught off guard as he stopped bickering with Karin.
"Who's life sucks more? Micchi's or mine?" asked Himeka.
Without hesitating, both Kazune and Karin shouted out, "OURS!"
"We live together." sang Kazune.
"We're as close as people can get."
"We're clones of a couple and have fought with each other…"
"Ever since the day we met!"
"So, she knows lots of ways to make me really upset," sang Kazune, glaring at Karin, "Oh, everyday is an aggravation!"
"Come on! That's an exaggeration!!"
"You daydream during class. You always make us late for school!"
"Oh yeah?" retorted Karin, "You have such girly fears like freaking out at the slightest sign of bugs!" Micchi and Himeka lauged.
"You make my life hell!"
"So do you, that's why I'm in hell too!"
"It sucks to be me!" exclaimed Kazune.
"No, it sucks to be me!!" countered Karin.
"It sucks to be me!" sang Himeka in turn.
"It sucks to be me!" went Micchi.
"Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!" chanted the four in unison as they raised their arms in defeat. They then began singing, "Da, da, da, da." in turn as Ami wandered through the front door and found the singing four teens in the living room.
"Why you all so happy?" she asked.
"'Cause our lives suck!" replied Micchi brightly.
"Your lives suck?" Ami said, raising an eyebrow, "I hearing you correctly? HA!" Everyone turned to face her as she sang, "I coming to this country to give you a package. Tried to find you here, but I speak very little Japanese! But with hard work, I found my way here and delivered it! And found that maid!" She pointed at Karin, "Kissing the blond boy!" She pointed at Kazune, "And I missed my flight back to England! And now I can not get back home! It suck to be me!" Micchi stepped forward to try to calm Ami down. "It suck to be me! I say," To no avail. "it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!" Everyone gaped at her. "It suck to be me!"
There was a knock on the door, "Excuse me?"
"Hey there!" said Micchi, welcoming in the person at the door who was none other than Jin Kuga.
"Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live." he said nervously. Jin spotted Karin and mouthed, "Call me." accompanied by making his hand into a phone and putting it up to his ear. Kazune narrowed his eyes at Jin and stepped in front of Karin defensively. Karin looked at them both as if they were insane and pushed Kazune away.
"Why you looking all the way out here?" asked Ami to Jin.
"Well, I was living at home, but it was this old decrepit shed, but this neighborhood looks a lot better!" Jin glanced at Karin, "Oh, and look! A 'For Rent' sign!" Kazune glared at Jin again and promised himself he would get rid of that sign asap.
"You need to talk to the superintendent. Let me get him!" offered Micchi.
"Great! Thanks!" said Jin, getting kinda scared of Kazune.
"YO, KARASUMA!" yelled Micchi in a deep voice that shouldn't have been his.
"I'm comin'! I'm comin'!" came a voice from upstairs. Kirio Karasuma came down the stairs and entered the living room.
"Oh my god! You were the student council president!" gasped Jin.
"Yes I was!" sang Kirio, "I'm Kirio Karasuma, from Sakurakaoka Academy. I was the student body president and Kujyou's archenemy! Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes. But I'm here! The superintendent of this manga!"
Everyone, but Kirio, decided to sing in chorus, "It sucks to be you!"
"You win." said Himeka joyfully.
"It sucks to be you." they, minus Kirio, all repeated.
"I feel better now." admitted Micchi.
"Try having people always calling you, 'Hey! It's Mr. Glasses Man!'" sang Kirio, glaring at Karin and Kazune, "It gets old."
"It sucks to be you on Kamichama Karin!" sang everyone but Kirio again.
"Sucks to be me," sang the girls, now including Miyon, Kazusa, the various fan clubs, the other Himeka, Rika and Kirika.
"On Kamichama Karin!" sang the boys, now including Yuuki, Shingen and the random boy Michirian.
"Sucks to be you,"
"On Kamichama Karin!"
"Sucks to be us,"
"But not when we're together!" everyone sang in unison. "We're together! Here on Kamichama Karin! We live on Kamichama Karin! Our friends do too! 'Til our dreams come true! We live on Kamichama Karin!"
"This is real life!" shouted Jin.
"We live on Kamichama Karin!" sang everyone again.
"You're gonna love it!" yelled Karin.
"We live on Kamichama Karin!"
"Here's your keys!" said Kirio, handing Jin a shiny, metal key.
"Welcome to Kamichama Karin!!" shouted everyone.
THE END