[I. No. Own. Naruto. There done.
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Kyuubi speaking
"Yume"
Chapter 1
"Yosh!" Ten-Ten cried pumping her fist on the air while the other girls on their girls night out just laughed. "Alright Follow me! To the Karaoke Bar!" Ino's left eye twitched.
"That's the last time I choose rock over paper," she muttered in reference to their game of rock-paper-scissors to decided which lady choose where they were going tonight. "Alright lets hurry up and get this over with," she called before Ten-ten dragged her off the other ladies, Temari, Hinata, and Sakura fallowed sparing a giggle at Ino's predicament. Ten-ten pulled them into a bar that was flashing neon and sat them down at a nice table in the corner. "So Ten-chan, when's the last time you've been here?"
"I haven't been here before but I heard that they had a good guitar/singer here that played special requests on nights like this," They entered into the bar and took a seat near the back. Ten-Ten turned to her other ladies, "face it ladies our love lives suck. We have nobody. The guys don't even pay attention to us." The girls gave a great nod in agreement.
"Welcome to Saturday Night Live!(sorry bout the name) We have our famous guitar player/singer tonight! Lets give Him a warm welcome!" Their were cheers as a the lights died down and a young man, blond locks framing his face and tanned eye lids hiding his eye color. He wore black cargo jeans while a long silver chain hang form the pockets an a baggy black and crimson shirt that looked torn (emo torn) and a silver earing in his left ear. He also wore an 'MCR' wrist band He sat down on the stool and took his guitar and the lights hit his place upon the stage. He opened his eyes and a deep cerulean color sparkled in response. Ten-Ten dropped the glass of water as did the others.
"NARUTO!" they screamed along beside the owner of the bar.
"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen," Naruto spoke into the mic he spoke deeply, not the tone he was known for, "Can I get some request up here?" The people broke out into cheers and hollers of songs they wanted to hear the young blond sing.
"19sai!"(Suga Shikao-I think that's who sings it)
"Sleeping Awake!"
"HOW YOU REMIND ME!"
Naruto smiled, "I like that one miss, I think for the first one I'll do 'How You Remind Me'"
"Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no(2)
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
It must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
Never made is as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no"
[Nickel Back: How You remind Me.
Ten-Ten 'bout choked on the water she was sipping down and Temari just fell to the ground in shock while Hinata just twiddled her fingers at her first love and Ino and Sakura had stars in their eyes. Naruto hit the last chord on his guitar before cheers once again filled the room. Again song titles were spit from the fan girls mouths.
"Now, I know you all want some more songs," his voice was smooth and sweet, "but I got a song I want to test if, you fans would be so kind." He added with a smile. Well you could just imagine a 'Sasuke' smile on Naruto made the fan girls go crazy! Sakura squealed, never had she seen her teammate with a smile that...Sasuke-ish... if she could compare it to him.
"I can't believe this," one girl screamed as she leaned on her best friend for support, " he wants to test his song on us!" She squealed and Naruto just gave a very weary smile, he knew Fan girls were scary but this was just ridiculous. He wasn't that great.
Kit, you're a foolish little boy. You do realize that yes?
'What ever your talking 'bout furball,' he replied before he strummed a few chord and begun to play his next song. He heard the Kyuubi laughing at him in the back of his head though he wasn't sure why, so he just ignored him till he came to the end of his song.
After the show was over he made some clones and sent them out to get trampled by his fan girls why he just strolled out of the building happily a smile on his face a guitar strapped to his back; no fan girls to worry about...or so he thought until he was pinned, under five girls, all of them looking at him with mixed emotions, one of them being what he was used to seeing in his fan girls eyes. Predator catching it's prey.
"Uzumaki Naruto! Why the hell did you not tell us you could sing!" Sakura said before she stopped and punched the boy a mile back, "or look that damn hot!" Naruto rubbed the bump on his head and got to his feet.
"Wow Sakura-chan you sure have a weird way of showing your appreciation," he muttered nursing his wound but stopped a second later. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU FIVE!"
Ten-Ten just smiled and took him by the arm while Ino took him by the other. Temari stood in front of him fan in her hands, "Uzumaki Naruto," she spoke sweetly, "you got a lot of explaining to do." Naruto just groaned, this was going to be along night, and the fact that a chibi Kyuubi was in the back of his mind laughing his ass off rolling on the floor of his cage wasn't helping in the least bit.
They threw him into a chair and hand cuffed him and Ino fixed the light. "Alright Uzumaki. You have some explaining to do." Temari's voice came while he just whimpered at being caught, he was really going to have bad night.
"Why the hell did you not tell anyone you could play guitar!?" Sakura's voice screeched out of the darkness.
Naruto shrugged hoping to slip out of the handcuffs, "I guess I just didn't wanna get laughed at," he said, "but I'm actually quite glad you all came. Cause that was probably going to be the last songs I ever played on the gu-"
"WHAT!" was the chourse of music he got.
"I can't believe you Uzumkai Naruto," Ten-ten came in and shut of the light before the lights of the room switched back on and the girls were looking at him, some in anger, some in confusion. Ten-Ten just looked down to him, "what happened to the old blond that used to never care what people thought of him?"
"He never existed," Naruto muttered back darkly before looking up, his eyes clouded over giving him an almost evil/insane look, "a fascade to fool. And it must of been a good one cause you people haven't dared travel any further then the surface of this strange planet you see before you."
"We never explored," Hinata said taking her stand, "because you never opened up it's body to understand. Your gravity, when we we're far enough away would make us happy but as we draw closer you start to push away from us." She stated rather boldly for a girl of her nature.
Naruto was silent. No argument, he had learned never to argue even when you knew you could win; passive yes, but arguing and fighting back- it only lead to a lose-lose situation. He felt the handcuffs shift and he gave an unnoticed smirk. Master of escape, oh well just another thing to add to the master's list of his. "Ladies," he said softly to deceive them as he made a sign behind the chair, "you really should learn to use stronger handcuffs." He winked at them and disappeared.
Appearing his empty apartment he locked his guitar away and swiftly pulled on his pajama's. He heard a rustle and looked to a pile of old clothes were a black and white cat with three tails all black with white tips was taking a cat nap; it had a black ribbon tied around his neck shifted and turned to a better napping position. He smiled and picked up his pet and scratched it ears, "come on Yumeobito time to go to sleep." The cat gave a great meow and shifted showing its stomach to Naruto. Naruto let a sweet drop appear on the side of his head, this beast was hopeless... "And remind me why I took you out of the clan of the cats?"
"Because you love me", Yumeobito replied with a purr.
"Love, yeah, far from it ya fur ball," he taunted scratching Yumeobito's belly and smiling before Yume crawled up his outfit and set himself around his partners neck
"I'm hurt Naruto-sama," Yume said and he wrapped his tails around his neck and put his head on his paws, "can't a brother feel the love?"
Naruto only rolled his eyes before locking up his windows and door before turning off the light and heading to his bedroom. There he put Yume on his bed and switched off the light before he hopped into bed. 'Hey 'ubi-sama.'
Brat if your going to say my name say It right! The Kyuubi growled out.
'Fine drama queen,' Naruto replied rolling his eyes, 'why does Yume act so stupid sometimes? The book I read on the demon say their minds are different from humans but he acts just like me.'
Kit, when ya stupid... ya stupid.
'But...?'
Go to sleep kit, I don't want you hurting your brain with a long explanation this takes.
'But...!? Hey!'
But the Kyuubi had already cut the conversation link.Naruto frowned, the kyuubi was going to pay. Naruto let a mischievous smile to his face. Time to bring out his old justu. Harem no Jutsu. Oh the kyuubi was in for it...that pervert he was.
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1. Yes I love (not expecting to many of these)
2. its okay. I might read chapter two.
3. Um.. It was alright. mummers to yourself don't expect to see my ass around this story anytime soon.
4 what the hell was that?
5. Stupid. Useless.
6. Just give up girl. Just give up.
And 7 my most fav.
7. I hate it.
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