Welcome to something I didn't think I'd do, but here it is. This story is basically a collection of one-shots based on Kamen Rider. Any weird scene that I can think of involving the original Riders, as opposed to my OCs, this is where it goes.

...Not much else to say, other than this first one will be kind of short. I'll probably use this to vent when I'm stuck with my regular stories, or the Loops.


Kamen Rider One-Shots

What if Professor Banno was like Dr. Wily?

Banno Tenjuro smirked as he finished up the final programming for the Roidmudes. Tricking that sap Krim into letting him use his prototype Core Driviars had been truly a stroke of luck. Now, just as soon as he finished up the test model, Proto-Zero, he'd get rid of his goody-two-shoes 'friend' and prove his genius!

Cackling to himself, he entered the room where Proto-Zero's chassis laid...and stopped in horror, for there was Krim Steinbert himself, working on Proto-Zero!

"Krim! What are you doing?!" Banno demanded, marching over to his so-called friend.

"Ah, Tenjuro! There you are!" Krim greeted him with a warm smile. "I was just finishing up the final work on Proto-Zero. Just installed its base programming," he explained cheerfully, much to the dismay of Banno.

"You...installed its base programming already?" Banno asked faintly.

"Right. I figured it was a bit of a risk, since the Roidmudes are much stronger than a regular human, so I installed a modified version of the Three Laws. Proto-Zero's core instinct is to protect humanity," Krim nodded, seeing it as self-explanatory.

"But...I..." Banno spluttered. Protect humanity?! No! That was not how it was supposed to go!

"...Oh! I'm so sorry, Tenjuro! I know how much the Roidmude project means to you. I should have double-checked with you whether to go ahead or not," Krim apologized.

"I...You..." Banno managed to recover some of his composure. Coughing to clear his throat, he launched into a typical false platitude. "Oh, no, Krim! It's perfectly fine! I shouldn't be this upset! After all, Proto-Zero here might not even work. It is the test model for a reason, after all."

Krim nodded, and went to begin activating Proto-Zero. But as he did, Banno had nothing but hatred and contempt for him.

'Damn you, Krim Steinbert! You'll pay for this! I'll see you burn!'


Yeah, I know Banno probably didn't act like that, based on what we've seen in Gou's flashbacks. But it's for Rule of Funny, so who can really complain? Anyway, if you guys have any requests for one-shots yourselves, feel free to drop ideas via the reviews.

Incidentally, this is giving me the idea for a Drive/Mega Man fusion fic...eh, maybe later.

...That's it for now. I don't have a "Next Time" banner for this one, because I don't know what I'll post for next time. See you guys later!