Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto at all (I don't even have a plushie to hug at night sob ) Kishimoto-sensei does. Nor do I own any rights to the movie Desperately Seeking Susan in which this fanfic is loosely based on. Key word loosely.
Warning: This is a yaoi, meaning boy's love and if you do not like reading yaoi writings please click the back button and try to forget. Do not flame okay? For those that enjoy reading shounen-ai and such please scroll down. Alternate Universe. One more thing this is going to be SasuxNaru in which Sasuke will play seme a lot, or he'll come off like that, but Naruto will have his chance to shine no worries folks. D Just a warning to those who don't like that or are fans of NaruxSasu and so on and so on. I just want to get all the warnings out now so I don't have people getting upset. ( Upset people are no fun.
Paring: SasuxNaru
Rating: R (just to be safe -) for swearing, innuendo, theft and murder.
Summary: A sought after treasure in the world of the elite and a young man suffering from insomnia after waking from his long coma what do they both have in common? What ties them together? When a treasure hunter and a medical anomaly meet worlds collide and secrets are unearthed. No one is safe from the truth.
Desperately Seeking Naruto
Tubes wrapped themselves around his body sealing him in place. He was a vegetable lying on pristine white sheets that threatened to engulf his slim frame. Nibbling on her finger nails a woman with an impressive bust sat on a plastic green seat across of the bed. A steady beeping echoed throughout the expanse of the room. Gazing at the body of the young man the woman wrapped her hands around the boy's hand. Dropping her face onto the side of the mattress she silently cried.
"Oh Naruto what has happened to you?"
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Tipping a glass to his lips a youth with jet black locks and equally dark eyes grimaced as the florescent blue concoction filled his mouth. Swallowing, he threw the cup at the wall smirking at the satisfying crash he heard. A buzzing noise came from his coat pocket. Narrowing his eyes in annoyance the brunette dug into the coat and fished out his cell phone. Brutally, he pushed TALK and growled into the receiver, "What do you want?"
A large gulping sound could be heard on the other end. "I uh-um sir, we uh-" Dragging his nails on his desk in frustration the other male snarled and silence ensued on the other line. "Just spit it out! I do not have all day."
"Yes sir! Master Uchiha, Research Team Number 511 has found the location of the Crimson Trinity." Grinning with a mysterious glint in his eye the youth answered, "Have Samerson bring my car around."
"Of course m'lord."
"We have some unfinished business to attend to."
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Gurneys with their nurses briskly pushed their way through crowded halls in the Konoha Hospital. Snow was draped heavily on the windowsills and children could be heard laughing and playing in the courtyard below. The season for giving and joy on Hiva, a planet renowned for it's valuable treasures. Everyone seemed to be radiating with the spirit of the holidays, but not everyone can have happiness during the season. In the room directly above the courtyard was a patient with sandy blond locks with a waning tan with three whisker-like marks on each cheek. A man and woman were in locked in a heated argument just outside his door.
"What are you talking about? I was told that the insurance would last till the end of this month and now in the middle of his treatment they're going to pull the plug? The allotted time is far from over!"
A tall silver haired doctor with a mask covering a third of his face stood with his hands lazily placed in his pockets. Though his stance didn't betray his feelings the male was squirming on the inside. Dealing with emotional women was not his strong point.
"Tsunade please calm down, they're not fully taking away the funding he'll still be on life support but we can't give him any more medication the Institute won't allow it." A woman who looked to be in her late twenties puffed up in indignation at the comment. She ran her purple fingernails through her hair in fury.
"Allow what? An innocent child to have a life? How could they? Any day now he'll come to I know it! Please, I'm begging you just-just I don't know! Do something! Keeping people alive is your job!" She pointed an accusing finger at his chest tears threatening to spill forth. Shaking his head in dismay he was almost embarrassed that he had no answers for the woman.
"Kakashi please. I can no longer do anything for him. The law won't permit me to do what I think is right. I have no control over what happens to him from here on out if the funding goes down. That's the only legal connection I have to him."
A frown pulled at his lips. He had known the boy too prior to this. It was a shame what had become of him, so young and so unfortunate.
"Tsunade-" Holding her hand up for silence she continued on. "I know for a fact Naruto would have wanted to fight to the very end. Please please make his wish come true."
Sighing in defeat Kakashi held up his hands and his eye curved with his smile. "When you put it that way Godaime there is no way to refuse." Laughing lightly the blond haired woman gently put her hand on his shoulder. "I wonder Kakashi, just how far the title can take me to save him." Nodding in his head in agreement he looked out the window while whispering. "Yeah, me too."
A thumping noise could be heard as a frantic nurse with mused brown hair and a diagonal scar running across his nose rushed through the hall heading straight towards Tsunade and Kakashi.
"Hatake-san! Hatake-san! Where have you been? You're already thirty minutes late!" Coming to a halt the nurse fixed Kakashi with an exasperated look. "The meeting is well underway and the rest of the group needs you there to sign off on new ideas. I was worried that you had forgotten. But I had written you three notes earlier today so I knew you just had to have gotten the memo."
Leaning forward till he touched the tip of the nurse's nose Kakashi grinned, his mask twisted ever so slightly to show his amusement. "Why Iruka-chan I didn't know you cared so much. You even went through all the trouble of reminding not once but thrice."
Blushing furiously Iruka frowned to show his disapproval of his supervisor invading her personal space. Pushing on Kakashi's chest Iruka created some much needed space between himself and the masked doctor. "Hatake-san, if you could please stop calling me that. I would prefer that we kept this professional." Making a pouty face Kakashi replied, "But Iwuya!"
Rolling her eyes at the silver haired man's antics Tsunade waved to the two. "I guess I'll be on my way!"
"Bye Bye Tsuwanne!" Kakashi grabbed Iruka's hand and waved goodbye. Red as a tomato he yanked his hand out of the man's grasp. He turned to reprimand his colleague.
"Hatake-san! You can't call her that!" Puzzled, Kakashi tilted his head to the side in a childlike manner questioning the brunette.
"But why not Iwuya?" He fixed the shorter nurse in place with the puppy dog eyes.
"You-you just can't! And stop with all of the "Iwuyas"! It's not cute!"
Popping back to stand tall,straight and serious Kakashi stared at Iruka. "Of course it's not cute," Sighing in relief Iruka opened his mouth to give a grateful reply when Kakashi continued on.
"You are."
The poor, flustered nurse was left watching the retreating back of his colleague. Snapping out of his reverie he set off in pursuit of the man.
"Wait! Hatake-san! You're going the wrong way!"
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A sleek black sports car pulled up to the entrance way of the skyscraper named The Prestige. There awaiting the arrival of the magnificent automobile was a youth dressed smartly in a dark cloak.
Stepping out of the front seat came a middle aged with thin rectangular glasses. He was of a tall build with a navy uniform on. His brass buttons shone in the light.
Briskly making his way towards entrance way he addressed the figure. "Master Uchiha."
Not even sparing a glance at his personal valet the Uchiha snatched the keys from his outstretched palm. "Samerson," Nodding his head to show his acknowledgment the young master continued on. "Tell Grieves I may not make it home today, I have important matters to attend to." Bowing Samerson turned to go before he asked, "Will that be all m'lord?" Pressing a gloved hand to his chin the young man appeared to be thinking it over. "Yes, that will be all Samerson." Gliding effortlessly into the front seat he turned on he ignition and revved the engine. Pounding his foot on the accelerator he sped off into the night.
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"Kakashi." He was in a field of daffodils in assorted colors. There were reds, yellows, pinks, blues, purples, greens, and even magentas! Who knew. Ponies and unicorns were free to romp on the hills. Rainbows filled the sky and happy elves and leprechauns danced all around. Singing rang throughout the valley and birds chimed in with the song.
"Kakashi." Someone kept calling him.
There stood a handsome young man dressed in nothing but hot pants. Leather hot pants. Grinning he made his way over to the beautiful creature. 'Wha-? Oh it's you snuggly poo puffy cuddly bear. Why don't you give your daddy diddlykins a big ol' kiss. A nice smackeroo right there.' The male complied kissing the silver haired man's cheek. Kakashi ran his fingers through the thick mass of chocolate colored hair.
"Kakashi!" His head had rolled back in pleasure while Kakashi massaged his scalp. 'Oh snuckums you're the sweetest. Did you know that?' The man shook his head and blearily gazed at Kakashi. 'Yes you are. You're my little squishie cutsey wutsey puddin cakes!' He blushed at the comment. Kakashi couldn't help but stare and think at how adorable he was. That's when everything when wrong. Suddenly, the delicious specimen started to flail his arms and scream his head off.
"Oh my God he's dead! Someone help! Oh dear lord!" A very confused Kakashi was left scratching his head. 'What the hell? Dead? I'm not dead.'
Splash!
Dripping wet, a crotchety Kakashi was roughly pulled back from his sleep world. He fixed the perpetrator a menacing glare. 'There's going to be hell to pay for whoever woke me from my incredible dream.' There standing above him was an extremely distressed Iruka.
"I'm so sorry! I thought you were dead. I kept pushing you and you wouldn't wake up, I couldn't even see you breathing! I didn't know what to do! Then I remembered from somewhere that dumping a bucket of water on a person would save them. I'm so sorry!" Waving his hands Kakashi singsonged "No worries love! I'm good just a little wet but other than that I seem to be fine. Was there something you came to see me for."
Still stuttering out apologies Iruka came to a halt in his ramblings and slapped his hands together when he collected his thoughts. "Oh yes! You have a visitor Hatake-san. He's waiting outside for you." Nodding his head Kakashi made a shooshing motion with his hands. "Well send him in!" Bowing Iruka uttered a few more replies before he stepped out. 'How long was I out?' Absently, the silver haired doctor looked towards the clock. The hour hand was at the ten and the minute hand stood at the nine.
'Who could be calling this time of night?' He shrugged the thought off. This was a hospital and people came in at the craziest times. 'But who comes this late for a personal conference, who can handle waiting. Certainly not a patient.'
Kakashi began working on salvaging the papers that escaped Iruka's odd remedy to sleep death. Laughing at the ridiculous situation, he swiftly changed into dry spare clothes he kept around for emergency purposes such as these. It wasn't like he was hoping to have a late night rendezvous with one of his very adorable colleagues that he'd need clothes after certain activities. Oh nothing like that at all.
A few seconds after he had finished buttoning the last button on his coat the door opened. Not looking up from his paper work Kakashi waved the visitor in. "Don't mind the mess. One of the nurses figured the best method of saving me from dying was to throw a bucket of water of me. So, no worries I'm still alive."
"Your excuses have started to loose their spark Kakashi. Is that the best you can do?"
'It can't be.' Snapping his head to the speaker his eyes widened slightly in disbelief.
"Sasuke." There in his doorway stood a young man dressed in a black cloak with gloved hands crossed over his chest. Dark eyes met his in a long stare.
"It's been a long time Kakashi."
TBC
I apologize for cutting it off there and making this seem so haphazard but it will straighten itself out in good time okay. Please bear with me. Reviews make me a very happy writer and it keeps the world in order. Remember you review and Domo-kun loves you: