Author: Hiriyou
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys, but if I did... *insert hentai thoughts* hehehehehe... But I'm just a poor student who wouldn't be worth suing, unless of course you want my new Disturbed CD. Oh wait, no! MINE!! MY CD! ALL MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pairings: 1x2x1 3x4x3 13x5 (implied)
Warnings: Humor, fluff, sap?
Notes: Ok, I started making up this parody to 'Jingle Bells' after my friend and I swapped parodies of 'Deck the Halls' and I finished this at five to midnight. So don't blame me ok? It's midnight and I haven't had any caffeine. Oh, yeah, and I made a parody of 'Little Bunny FooFoo' too, sorry but I was in a car for five hours with nothing to do. Don't kill me please? I'm not finished messing with these guys!
Parodies for the Average Hentai M ind...
A Parody of Jingle Bells
Dashing through some gore
In a gundam with Heero
Duo on his tail
Deathscythe's bringin' Hell!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bells on Sandrock ring
Oh look, Nanashi smiled
What fun it is to whip and ride a bishonen tonight!
OH!! GUNDAM WING!
GUNDAM WING!
Gundams all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A bishonen today, hey!
A Deck the Halls Parody
Deck the halls with lots of Zechs'!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis' the season to be hentai!
Fa la la la la la la la la
13 by 5 and 3 by 4!
Fa la la la la la la la la
1 by 2, oh we want mo~ore!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strip their clothes and grad the chocolate!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Smack it on them, everywhere now!
Fa la la la la la la la la
This is our Christmas song of yaoi!
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!
The Eensy-Weensy Spider Parody
The eensy-weensy Quatre
Was thrown into the OZ cell
Down came the soldiers
To rape him in the night
But then, to his rescue
Came his lover Trowa
And the eensy-weeny Quatre
Slept in love's arms again.
Little Bunny Foo-Foo
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safe house
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And he said... "Little Heero Yuy,
I don't wanna see you
Beating up poor Duo
But bang him in the bed!
I'll give you three more chances,
But then I'll turn you into Relena!
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safehouse
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And he said...
"Little Heero Yuy,
I don't wanna see you
Beating up poor Duo
But bang him in the bed!
I'll give you two more chances,
But then I'll turn you into Relena!
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safehouse
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And he said...
"Little Heero Yuy,
I don't wanna see you
Beating up poor Duo
But bang him in the bed!
I'll give you one more chance,
But then I'll turn you into Relena!
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safehouse
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And Heero pulled out his gun
"Omae o korosu."
"Ok! Ok! Sor~ry! I won't turn you into Relena... Just put that thing away..."
And Heero put the gun back in his spandex, then dragged Duo off to the bed....
OWARI~
Hiriyou: Sorry for that, but I thought they were funny as hell and I couldn't get it out of my mind. Tell me something, does this chorus to a song sound funny? I haven't been able to get it out of my head either since I heard it "Insanity, it helps me/ Insanity controls me/ I think I like insanity/ I think it hates me though!/" It's in an extremely funny voice, the whole song is about being, or going, insane; hence it's song title 'Insanity' oooooohhh... ahhhhhhhh......... BTW, If you have any songs that you want me to make a parody of, or have as a suggestion, I'm willing to take them!
Disclaimer: I don't own these boys, but if I did... *insert hentai thoughts* hehehehehe... But I'm just a poor student who wouldn't be worth suing, unless of course you want my new Disturbed CD. Oh wait, no! MINE!! MY CD! ALL MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pairings: 1x2x1 3x4x3 13x5 (implied)
Warnings: Humor, fluff, sap?
Notes: Ok, I started making up this parody to 'Jingle Bells' after my friend and I swapped parodies of 'Deck the Halls' and I finished this at five to midnight. So don't blame me ok? It's midnight and I haven't had any caffeine. Oh, yeah, and I made a parody of 'Little Bunny FooFoo' too, sorry but I was in a car for five hours with nothing to do. Don't kill me please? I'm not finished messing with these guys!
Parodies for the Average Hentai M ind...
A Parody of Jingle Bells
Dashing through some gore
In a gundam with Heero
Duo on his tail
Deathscythe's bringin' Hell!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bells on Sandrock ring
Oh look, Nanashi smiled
What fun it is to whip and ride a bishonen tonight!
OH!! GUNDAM WING!
GUNDAM WING!
Gundams all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A bishonen today, hey!
A Deck the Halls Parody
Deck the halls with lots of Zechs'!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis' the season to be hentai!
Fa la la la la la la la la
13 by 5 and 3 by 4!
Fa la la la la la la la la
1 by 2, oh we want mo~ore!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strip their clothes and grad the chocolate!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Smack it on them, everywhere now!
Fa la la la la la la la la
This is our Christmas song of yaoi!
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!
The Eensy-Weensy Spider Parody
The eensy-weensy Quatre
Was thrown into the OZ cell
Down came the soldiers
To rape him in the night
But then, to his rescue
Came his lover Trowa
And the eensy-weeny Quatre
Slept in love's arms again.
Little Bunny Foo-Foo
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safe house
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And he said... "Little Heero Yuy,
I don't wanna see you
Beating up poor Duo
But bang him in the bed!
I'll give you three more chances,
But then I'll turn you into Relena!
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safehouse
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And he said...
"Little Heero Yuy,
I don't wanna see you
Beating up poor Duo
But bang him in the bed!
I'll give you two more chances,
But then I'll turn you into Relena!
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safehouse
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And he said...
"Little Heero Yuy,
I don't wanna see you
Beating up poor Duo
But bang him in the bed!
I'll give you one more chance,
But then I'll turn you into Relena!
Little Heero Yuy
Stomping through the safehouse
Beating up poor Duo
Then banging him on the bed.
Down came the Great Shinigami
And Heero pulled out his gun
"Omae o korosu."
"Ok! Ok! Sor~ry! I won't turn you into Relena... Just put that thing away..."
And Heero put the gun back in his spandex, then dragged Duo off to the bed....
OWARI~
Hiriyou: Sorry for that, but I thought they were funny as hell and I couldn't get it out of my mind. Tell me something, does this chorus to a song sound funny? I haven't been able to get it out of my head either since I heard it "Insanity, it helps me/ Insanity controls me/ I think I like insanity/ I think it hates me though!/" It's in an extremely funny voice, the whole song is about being, or going, insane; hence it's song title 'Insanity' oooooohhh... ahhhhhhhh......... BTW, If you have any songs that you want me to make a parody of, or have as a suggestion, I'm willing to take them!