The Cartoon Massacre

"What do you think this thing is? It's looks like something we've never seen before." asked Horo "You're an idiot Horo. Don't you watch tv? It looks like a teleporter from all the space movies." said Ren "Hey! I've seen that movie! The teleporter looked exactly like this weird machine thing in front of us!" said Horo "That's because it is a teleporter you idiot. I found this place called the 3-D land or "the real world" on my computer. I hacked in to their files and found out that we're just a stupid tv show for kids in 3-d land. I also found out that we're called cartoons. There are other cartoons that have been beating our ratings. It's gone too low. So I built this teleporter that can go to other cartoons. I've decided that we can kill the other cartoons by travelling through my new teleporter." explained Faust "Is it a good idea or what?" no one spoke they all looked at each other. They were completly confused. "Um excuse me Faust," said Yoh "but we got lost earlier in long but fast spoken speech-explaination thingy"
"Oh, well, um, I'll tell you again but slower this time. What part did you get lost at?" said Faust.The entire crowd was now talking at once trying to find out where they got lost at. Finally Anna said "Well, I think we all got lost at the 'That's because it is a teleporter you idiot' part." Faust just looked at the crowd blinking. He exploded. "HOW STUPID ARE YOU GUYS!THAT WAS THE FIRST SENTENCE I SPOKE!
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS"
"No we arn't. We just didn't know what you were talking about that's all." said Hao.
"Yeah so your the idiot" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheehheheheheh!
laughed and commented Pilica.
"Pilica you are so idiotic that you actually surprise me, Congrats!" commented Hao.
"Shut it!" said Pilica, but soon began to burst out with laughs and giggles.
"For once I agree with you Hao, Now go mop the floors or I'll throw you out the window and run you over with a lawn mower." ordered Anna.
"uhhh hehe thank you..." said Hao all dreamy eyed. "I love you too"
SLAP SLAP "Wow she really does love me!" said Hao almost fainting with happiness.
"Yeah aniki but she slapped you twice for it." joked Yoh.
"You dont know anything about love." said Hao.
"Yeah and you do right?" joked Yoh again.
"Just shut up otouto, Your just talking like that caus your jealous!" remarked Hao.
"Are you guys talking about me? asked Anna.
"Uhhhh no..." Said Hao and Yoh in chorus, Obviously lieng.
"Hey arent you supposed to mopping the floors right now?" asked Anna.
"Uh.. Sorry I forgot... I'll do it right away though hehehe..." said Hao.
"HaHa!" laughed Yoh.
"You wanna go join him Yoh?" asked Anna.
"Ahem, uhh, No why would I do something that stupid." said Yoh.
"Oh yeah, Stupid enough you were laughing at him huh Yoh." said Anna. "Now grab a mop or your gonna regret it"
"Yes Anna..." "Did you just reply like you didnt want to do what I asked you?" asked Anna.
"No, No I just...!" cried Yoh.
"THEN GET A MOVE ON!" ordered Anna.
After that Yoh ran out the door with the mop in his hands.
there was complete silence for awhile.
"Anyway, tell us more of this teleporter idea of yours." said Ren "Yeah tell us more!" said Horo.
"Well if we go through the teleporter and go to other cartoons, We could raise the rating of our show by killing other cartoons so kids wont watch them anymore because they wont igsist anymore." explained Faust.
"Just how exactly are we gonna kill the other "Cartoons" asked horo "by using the teleporter you dorkwad!" remarked Ren.
"pfffttttttt!" screeched Horo.
Hao and Yoh walked in the room, And put the mop's down.
"We're done Anna." said Yoh.
"Now have you learned your lesson?" asked Anna.
"What lesson?" asked Hao.
"The lesson that im not your girlfriend Yoh, And I dont love you Hao." remarked Anna.
"But you are my girlfriend!" said Yoh.
"And you do love me!" said Hao back.
slap slap slap "Owwwwww! I want my mommy! sniffle sniffle tear tear "cried Yoh.
slap slap slap "OWWWWW! My heart! I want mommy too! sniffle tear"
cried Hao "Whoa! Triple slap for each of them! That's gotta hurt! Man Anna can give really mean slaps! How mean is she?" commented Horo. He was pretending to be a sports commentator.
slap slap slap slap "I'm sorry, I didn't mean any of it I swear! You're not mean at all and neither are you're slaps! You're such a nice person Anna! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I want my mommy!" sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle tear tear tear tear tear tear tear tear" cried Horo.
"WHO'S NEXT!" said Anna who was extremely angry now. "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN ARN'T I? YOU WANTED MEAN YOU GOT MEAN. NOW WHO'S -" Anna stopped in mid sentence and looked into the crowd. There was Pilica laughing in the crowd.
TO BE CONTNUED.
Hi pplz! another story! review! 5 reviews equals a new chapter but for this chapter it only needs 3! See ya! kkkkkitty