Haha~ I had this weird idea in school taoday; and i'm sharing it with the world, just because I can.
Yes, this is Nekotalia. No, I do not own it, nor Hetalia, nor Nyotalia, nor anything else related to Hetalia.
Diary of an Awesome Cat
Day 952 of being a prisoner.
I was awesome today as well, despite the whole being a prisoner-situation. That Hungarian cat visited; and man is she annoying.
Other than that; I have made a shocking discovery. The dogs are being let out on a regular basis; but they still keep returning to this unawesome place. They're obviously retarded. How unawesome having to share your home with a bunch of retarded dogs… Und I also realised that the bird living here must be a spy; because he keeps talking to our captators, but mostly with the slightly more awesome one. He's still not as awesome as me; no one is.
Yesterday, they had a visitor, but I wasn't allowed to meet him. I don't care; being alone is way too much fun. Apparently, I was locked in another room because of my mystical, hopefully awesome, powers of causing something called allergy. I must learn all about it, so that I can use it for my own awesome gains.
In an attempt to scare the two humans, I put the severed, decapitated body of a mouse on their kitchen floor. The attack was met with praise, such as; "Kesesese. My cat is more awesome than yours, West."
This led me to the conclusion that they are either stupid, or scared beyond wits.
I also attempted to kill them by pressing myself against their legs with all my force, in order to trip them. Next time, I'll try it at the top of the stairs…
Also; I ate another plant. This gave me some attention. It also caused my unawesome brother to hit me, violently. For some strange reason, living here doesn't seem very appalling to him. I bet it's that Italian tabby that's always hanging around him… How unawesome…
I have to remember to cough up another hairball in their beds, seeing how awesomely girly they screamed last time. Although, I should remember that hairballs are more efficient on places they wouldn't expect. What about the large, white box where they hide all their awesome human-food? That would be unexpected. Awesome.
Just you wait. I'll get out of here some day. I'm too awesome not to.
Just you wait.
Yay? Well, anyway, I'll upload Germousers chapter soon. This was fun, so I'll probably keep writing it, no matter what.
Reviews would be nice, though...