Hello people! This is a story that will satisfy the Dylan haters! Anyways here it is. Fang never left. Please tell me how to improve or if it's good or not. If I get JUST 5 REVIEWS I'LL UPDATE!

I do not own MR.

WARNING: May be a one-shot if I don't receive reviews.

MAX POV

GRRR, Dylan never stops following me! And then after he bothers me all day he tries to FLIRT WITH ME! He just never STOPS.

But me and Fang have come up with what we think is a MASTER PLAN MUHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry for my outburst. Wait I'm not sorry what am I saying? Anyways we have been doing some thinking with our oh so great and wonderful minds and we thought of a way to get him to stop annoying me.

Fang would use his blog to contact max ii and get her to go to a certain cave only we knew the location of. Then we would drop Dylan off with her and be on our marry-flyboy-fighting way.

You see he says he is made as a perfect half for me but Max II is my clone another version of me.so technically he can instead bother her and get what he wants but not bother us. He was on Fang and I's list of people to kill and he was up near Dora and bob the builder.

So here I am thinking of all of this while I am snuggling against Fang's chest while he updates his blog. I don't make fun of him doing it any more since they helped us take down Itex. Our life is pretty sweet right now. Ms. Martinez is letting us stay at her house. Nudge gets to go shopping with Ella 3 times a week because we have the max card. Gazzy and Iggy are in bomb heaven because nudge keeps buying I pods and they keep stealing them.

But I HAD to get rid of Dylan.

Time skip… 3 weeks

I AM ON THE VERGE OF INSANITY! Dylan is now trying to do EVERYTHING with me. We left him with Max II but she was so much like me that she wanted to get rid of him too. So she is helping us to get rid of him too. This time we plan on tying wings, arms, and legs together and then to throw him over the wall to the school.

This better work.

Time skip…1 week

Well we got him in but in the process we got ourselves trapped in here in the process I've over heard them making plans to give us more animal DNA. They put my cage right in between Fang's and Dylan's.

And I am PROMISING you if we escape we are leaving him here.

Time skip…2 weeks

Well bad things and good things have happened while I am here.

The bad thing is they have my cage next to Dylan's which in itself is more of a torture than anything else they give us.

The good thing is I got TONS more powers. I can control elements, turn in visible, read minds, teleport, create explosions, use telepathy, make anything permanently bond to someone, create any item I have seen before, shapeshift, and heal any type of injury or illness. I can even bring people back to life. I also got ears and a tail I can hide or show by will. But I have heard rumors that I am supposed to get so fast I will be able to move as fast as light and get a bunch of new powers. I WILL BE UNDEFEATABLE!MUHAHAHAHA!

I know cool right?

I also thing they covered Dylan in while he was sleeping I binded every single sparkle to his skin then I created a flashlight and shone it on him as I made him sing 'I'm A Barbie Girl!'.

Good times. Good times. I could get used to these powers.

Time skip…5 days

We escaped! And we left Dylan by himself of course. I always keep my promises. How we left you might ask? I saw the keys to me and fangs cages. I used my powers to make the keys and blast a hole into the wall and we flew out. Teleporting out just seemed too easy to me and him.

Time skip…2 days

We arrived back home to the flock, Ella, and mom. The flock said that the reason they didn't get us out was because they knew we would get out.

Then mom asked a question I really didn't need to answer at that moment.

"Max where's Dylan?"

Well was it any good? I know there is only one line of dialogue but I didn't really want much. The story is mostly in Max's head.

Ok so this was at first kinda going to be a one shot but if you guys can tell me how to improve or give me JUST 5 REVIEWS GOOD OR BAD I'LL UPDATE IT. It will be hard to update but I may update for just 5 My other stories are pretty bad if you plan on reading them.

REVIEW! \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/