Beatty was sitting at his desk sexily and smoking a cigarette. He was thinking about Montag, the best firefighter in the whole fleet. Montag has raven green eyes and beautiful,flowing dark hair which he hid under his helmet like Edgar Allen Poe, who hid his emotions from his society. His arm abs were big and glistening under the fire oil that they poured on the books. He had a nice codpiece and beautiful, raven-like legs. He had 1000 recorded firefights, twice as many as as the second best firefighter, who was Beatty himself. Beatty started to hate Montag, but then he saw just how beautiful he really was when he fought with the fires on his side and one day the helmet of him fell off, revealing his great, excellent hair, and Beatty fell in love right there. But Montag hated him because he was the best firefighter, and he had no tolerance for firefighters who were second best. The FireFighting Association knew this, and they made Beatty the director of the whole firefighting area. So then Montag saw the strength of his heart and he fell in love too. Then a firefighter burst in and started to yell:
"Hey Boss Montag has some books! We know where he is!"
Then Beatty begins to yell too like "What the fuck! We have to fucking get him!"
Beatty takes his sexy cigarette and puts on his firefighter uniform which shows off his abs and body and his buzzcut hair. All of the other firefighters get into the firetruck as well and drive of. After a long drive they go into Montag's house. But Montag is outside and he is sitting on a large pile of books with a flamethrower. Milllicent is yelling at Montag and he is like "What the fuck lady. God." Then Millicent gets on the taxi that has been waiting for her all this time. Montag is like "Good. Bye bitch." So then Beatty goes up to him and says "Wow Montag you have a sucky wife there." Montag looks up into Beatty's beautiful eyes and he sees himself in the reflection of Beatty's eyes. "Yes I have a sucky wife." Montag ponders. Beatty's like "Okay now we need to burn all your books." Montag is like "Shut up!" AND HE USED HIS FLAMETHROWER TO BURN EVERYTHING AROUND HIM! Soon everything around Montag went down in big big flames, even the other firefighter! They all died and while they were dying they were screaming but that's okay because they all descended into firefighter hell anyway. But Beatty was still there and he was REALLY hot and sweaty okay. "MONTAG YOU NERD! YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE SUPER FIRE GEAR ON!" Beatty yelled and laughed so hard. Montag was like "Okay Beatty I have a confession to make. I am so in love with you and I loved you ever since I saw you." Beatty then grabbed Montag's ass and started to make out with him passionately and he threw down his helmet. They began making out more and more and both their things started to get hhard. However they forgot all about the fire that was still raging on around them. Beatty gave Montag his special fire pants and now Beatty is PANTLESS and Montag is SHIRTLESS! They made out MORE (AN: hot yaoi action right here) but then they forgot all about the fire which burned their heads because they did not have helmets. They died.
Beatty and Montag were NAKED and in a red cave. They descended into hell….
TO BE CONTINUED