Ultimate Fool

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.So, please don't sue. Oh yeah, and Kurama and Hiei are JUST friends in this fic so don't get any crazy ideas. If you want Shonen Ai read my other stories ^_~ .Now without further ado let me present "Ultimate Fool". Review, please, review?

Why am I here? I hate 'socializing' and 'ningens'.

"You look beautiful, Yukina."

"Oh, thank you, Kazuma"

Oh yeah, 'that's' why. To keep that ogre Kuwabara off my sweet siren of a sister.

We're in the park doing what Kurama referrers to as "enjoying a picnic with friends". Hn, enjoying this is the last thing I'm doing. All the 'happy' little ningens are 'gossiping' all around me and Kurama is determined to prevent me from slipping in to the shadows.

"Hey," yells Yusuke right in to my ear. These ningens are trying my pacentice."Lets play a game."

"Oh, what game shall we play?" screams back Botan, also in my ear.

"Can we play hide n' go seek?" asks Yukina timidly.

"Anything for you my dear, Yukina." Says the fool, taking both of her hands in his oun. It takes all my self control no to slice him in half on the spot.

"Hide n' go seek it is!" cheers Yusuke dancing around like an idiot." Not it!"

"Not it!" "Not it." "Not it!" "Not it." "Not it!"

"Then all that leaves is, Hiei."Chucles Kurama.

That stupid fox." Like hell. What makes you thing I'm even 'playing' with you stupid ningens?"I growl.

"Please, Hiei, please play with us?" asks Yukina in her sweet innocent little way. How could I turn her down?

"Fine." I grunt. I'm going to regret this, I know it.

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Why do I put my self through this kind of humiliation? I've found everyone except Yukina and the fool.

"Hehehehehehe!"

Who's that?

"Oh, Kazuma that's so funny."

It's Yukina, so obviously the moron can't be far away.

"I'm glad you think so, Yukina."

There, behind those trees.

"When do you think, Hiei will find us?"

The ogres holding her hands again. If only.

"Oh, that little shrimp, I don't know."

Does that fool know how lucky he is? To be able to talk to Yukina, to be close to her, without worrying about what your enemies mite do to her, like I do.

"Kazuma, shouldn't say such mean things about him."

She stands up for me even though she doesn't know I'm her brother.

"I'm sorry, Yukina, I didn't mean to be mean."

Like hell he didn't. But with her he'll never admit it it.

"Maybe we should give up? This is taking a long time."

Maybe I should tell them I'm right here?

"Whatever you want sweet, Yukina."

The fool, I wish I could rip him away from Yukina, but I have no right. Not unless I tell her. Which I won't. So I'm stuck watching as he fawns over her. He is not the fool.I am.

A/N: I know that was short, but the idea was short to. This was just one of thoughts passing thought stories. Reviews, please, anybody, reviews?