A.N Jesus H, here we go again. The Meeting of Minds 2 : Electric Boogaloo has begun today.
While still keeping in touch with the outrageous and terrible humour of the last TMoM, this one will be a crossover and will be slightly darker in nature. Didn't want to put it onto the crossover section since I felt no one would read it. If people keep whining at me to put it into the crossover section, then it will move.
Enjoy this very short little prologue!
The giant, vagina-shaped rift glared down at the party below. It's techno show of lights flashed vividly onto the Kiln, unleashing the inner epilepsy within some of the bystanders.
'Well, we're boned.' EarthScraper sighed while rolling his eyes, and then dived his face into the cake again. The crowd turned to him, and Gwyn stepped forward.
'EarthScraper, what is this...thing?' he asked while pointing at the rift. EarthScraper lifted his head, bony brows creaked into a frown.
'How the HELL do I know what it is!? Who do I look like, Steven Hawkings?' he spluttered between chewing of sweet confectionery and pizza. The crowd all then looking towards the rift, some in awe, some in fear, and some reacting as if nothings there.
'It's like we're staring directly into God's very butt-hole.' Gough grumbled.
'What's this about my butt hole?' Gwyn asked sternly.
'We're saying it's very shiny.' Artorias butted in.
'And it looks like a vagina.' Ornstein added. 'A very wide, sparkly vagina.'
'Huh, sounds like Gwynevere's hole.'
The rift ripped open further, and let lose an distorted roar that shook the kiln violently.
'Meyye! Tahrodiis aanne! Him hinde pah liiv! Zu'u hin daan!'A great voice roared, followed by a horrendous gout of fire that scorched the very earth. A few screams of anguish filled the air, and then the rift exploded, revealing a stark blue sky, dotted with little patches of cloud. Some small, white flakes trailed softly down to the freshly scorched Kiln.
'Does Gwyn's hole speak Yiddish, breath fire then show a nice sky with snow?' Ciaran spoke up.
'It does after I have one of Quelaag's curries.' Gwyn answered.
'So what does the snow part mean In terms of your chronic diarrhoea?' EarthScraper asked.
'You don't want to know.' he answered sharply. The crowd returned to it's silence, completely enraptured by the amazing scene in front of them.
But in a flash, their awe turned to fear as the sky blackened, huge grotesque eyes replaced the clouds, and the snow morphed into giant, slimy tentacles, that reached out and snatched the them all one.
'Oh shit, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.' EarthScraper sighed before being yanked from his feet, and pulled into the rift.
Nito clung onto his dock with his dear, er, life? Before the cthulhu-esque thing grew bored of fighting him, and tore him bit by bit before getting his main skull and tossing it into the rift.
One by one, their screams were cut short as they were pulled through the rift, and as Leeroy, the last one was pulled into the rift with some effort, the monster pulled the seams of the rift together, and disappeared in a flash of light.
And thus begins our new tale.