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Have you ever wondered what would happen if "The Prisoner of Azkaban" had turned out a little differently? LOL

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the Harry Potter dynasty nor do I claim to! ^__^

WARNING: THERE WILL BE BOYLOVE so if you don't like that kind of thing don't read! Also there will be girl-love and man-love and werewolf-love and hippogriff-love and possibly dog-love so if you don't like that kind of thing THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK! Don't blame me if you go ahead and read it anyways!

Turn back now!

I'm warning you!

Okay!

Last chance!

Last chance for serious!

I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS

Okay!

Here we go!

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Panting, Harry burst out of the tunnel, Hermione right behind him. Ron was lying on the bed, pale and sweaty.

"Harry - it's a trap - he's the Animagus. Sirius Black."

Harry spun, wand out. Sure enough, a tall, gaunt figure was standing in the shadows, eyes glittering. His face was surrounded by matted, filthy hair and he was holding Ron's wand. Harry heard Hermione let out a soft scream.

For a long moment Harry and Sirius Black stood silently, staring at each other. Then --

"CRUCIO!" Black roared. Harry shoved Hermione to the floor and the jet of light struck the wall above their heads, sending a shower of plaster down on them. Black bellowed again and a second jet of light shot towards them. Harry and Hermione rolled out of the way and the curse missed them.

"I'll kill you!" Harry roared, diving towards Black.

Black dodged and Harry tripped and fell. Black whipped out his wand and held it pointed at Harry.

"I've got you now, Harry Potter!" Sirius Black yelled triumphantly. "I am the Prisoner! Of Azkaban! And it's time for you to learn a lesson, you naughty boy!"

"Never!" Harry shouted. "Expellirobus!"

Sirius Black was thrown backwards against the wall and his robes were blasted off. Hermione conjured up ropes to bind him and she, Harry and Ron stood over him.

"Let's give him to the Dementwhores," Ron said with a wicked laugh. "They'll give him a real lesson about being a 'prisoner!'"

Harry and Hermione started to laugh when suddenly the door burst open and Snape swept in.

"EXPELLIROBUS!" Snape roared, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione were knocked flat on their backs, naked. Magical robes tied them up tight.

"You've been needing some extreme discipline ever since you arrived at this school, Potter!" Snape snarled. "And now I have the chance to give it to all three of you, plus Sirius Black! Ha!"

With that, Snape ripped off his robes. Hermione screamed in horror. "He- he's a Dementwhore!"

Snape cackled with glee. "All the better to punish you with, my dear!"

Harry could not believe his eyes. It was true! Snape was obviously a male Dementwhore, with nine huge, ominous phalluses. As Snape started towards them, Harry's brain raced, trying to figure out a way out of this one. He could think of nothing. except. maybe.

"Professor," Harry said, struggling to sit upright. "You can have me instead of the others! Isn't that what you want?"

Snape paused, his eyes gleaming, his phalluses aquiver. "You know, Potter, perhaps you're right.."