What if Sam and Carly switched places and one was like the other? Let's find out:

It was another day at Ridgeway. Carly was putting things into her locker while Sam was eating a brand of snack called Chee-zee Chips. Carly just looked at her. "Sam, you have to get your math book, not eat those messy cheese munchies." Sam continued eating. " I need energy or else I'm not gonna survive that boring class."
"You always survive that class....by sleeping and then the teacher yells at you like you're a psycopath."

"Maybe cuz she is a psycopath." Freddie says walking up to the pair. Sam stops eating and looks up at him. " I don't think you wanna see my REAL psycopath side, so I'd shut it, Mama's boy." Freddie gets a scared look and backs off a little bit and studies his math notes. Carly breaks the awkward silence as she steps up.

"Okay guys, let's just get ready for math."

Sam does so as she picks up the book with her cheesy fingers.

"Uh, those books cost like 80 bucks. I wouldn't cheese-ify it with your orange fingers." Carly points out. She usually makes up weird words sometimes. Sam looks at the orange fingerprints she created on the front cover and shrugs.
"It makes the book less boring." Carly thinks for a minute. " Hey, I think I have an idea for iCarly!"
"Cheese-ifying books?" "No, Spencer said he's making something that no one has ever made before. When he's done, we should put it on the show."
" The only thing that's never been made before is a girl that actually likes Reddy Freddy there." Freddie looks appalled. "No Sam, I know for a fact that Carly will become Mrs. Benson someday and we're gonna be a happy family with..eh, maybe 2 kids." Carly rolls her eyes.
"I know for a fact that my stomach's twisting in knots." Sam replies.
"It's not from those chips, is it?" Carly asks.
"I wish it was." All of a sudden, a bell rings and the 3 go to class.

We all know what it was lol. I'll put up chappie 2 as soon as I can, so stay tuned!