Blarging with Goku!
By Videad
(A young, dark blonded girl with a Ranma ½ shirt and torn jeans walks onto a stage, in front of many cardboard people sitting in seats in the dark, with a microphone and a Goku plushy.)
Videad: Ladies and gentlemen! I give you an entire day dedicated to the fruitiest of fruity monkey people! (dispite their vegatable obsession...) Please welcome Goku!
(Goku walks out from behind a curtain, waving and smiling. A clapper machine is turned on, and cheesy talk-show like music begins to play.)
Goku: Hi everybody! I'm Goku!
Videad: Uh, they know your name, Goku.
Goku: Oh. ... Well, do YOU know my name?
Videad: ......YES.
Goku: Ah.... well, in any case, it's Goku! *genki smile*
Videad: Riiight...well, er, anyways, Goku-
Goku: That's "Goku." -trying to be smart
Videad: Sure, so Goku-
Vegeta (who just "poofed" out of nowhere): Lies! It's Kakarot!! Its name is KAKAROT!!!
(With her mighty author powers, Videad blasts Vegeta and he explodes into rather unedited gory-ness.)
Goku: Bye bye, Vegeta! See ya at Popo's barbeque!
Videad: I love doing that...
(Body parts and blood begin to fall to the ground, Vegeta's arm landing on Goku.)
Goku: OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!! (runs around in circles, waving arms) OH MY GOD, IT WON'T COME OFF!!!! IT'S LIKE A KOOL-AID STAIN ONLY WITHOUT THE ANTS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa.............(Goku runs off stage and into the men's room.)
Videad: Uhhh.....we're gonna take a commercial break now! -sweatdrop
(Videad jumps into the audience of the carboard people.)
Videad *as cardboard people*: (as cranky guy) "What?! But we just started! We want to see more of your beauty and greatness!" (runs to another one, a woman) "Yeah! And Goku's cuteness!" (jumps over to one more, a child) "And pringles!"
(Videad runs back onto the stage.)
Videad: I apologize, ladies and gentlemen, but Goku has this thing with flying arms, and he'll need some time to recover from tonight's incident...
*In the men's room...*
Goku: It all started when I was three!! I just wanted a hug!! Why, Frog- chan, whyyy?!! I looooved you!! Why, god, oh, whyyyyy?!!
Towel guy: Sir, will you please just wash your hands and leave me alone?!!
*Stage*
Videad: But I promise that when we get back, we'll get all the juice that we want about Goku and all the other Dragonball people!
(Videad pulls a rope next to her. Speakers appear over the audience.)
Audience: Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
By Videad
(A young, dark blonded girl with a Ranma ½ shirt and torn jeans walks onto a stage, in front of many cardboard people sitting in seats in the dark, with a microphone and a Goku plushy.)
Videad: Ladies and gentlemen! I give you an entire day dedicated to the fruitiest of fruity monkey people! (dispite their vegatable obsession...) Please welcome Goku!
(Goku walks out from behind a curtain, waving and smiling. A clapper machine is turned on, and cheesy talk-show like music begins to play.)
Goku: Hi everybody! I'm Goku!
Videad: Uh, they know your name, Goku.
Goku: Oh. ... Well, do YOU know my name?
Videad: ......YES.
Goku: Ah.... well, in any case, it's Goku! *genki smile*
Videad: Riiight...well, er, anyways, Goku-
Goku: That's "Goku." -trying to be smart
Videad: Sure, so Goku-
Vegeta (who just "poofed" out of nowhere): Lies! It's Kakarot!! Its name is KAKAROT!!!
(With her mighty author powers, Videad blasts Vegeta and he explodes into rather unedited gory-ness.)
Goku: Bye bye, Vegeta! See ya at Popo's barbeque!
Videad: I love doing that...
(Body parts and blood begin to fall to the ground, Vegeta's arm landing on Goku.)
Goku: OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!! (runs around in circles, waving arms) OH MY GOD, IT WON'T COME OFF!!!! IT'S LIKE A KOOL-AID STAIN ONLY WITHOUT THE ANTS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa.............(Goku runs off stage and into the men's room.)
Videad: Uhhh.....we're gonna take a commercial break now! -sweatdrop
(Videad jumps into the audience of the carboard people.)
Videad *as cardboard people*: (as cranky guy) "What?! But we just started! We want to see more of your beauty and greatness!" (runs to another one, a woman) "Yeah! And Goku's cuteness!" (jumps over to one more, a child) "And pringles!"
(Videad runs back onto the stage.)
Videad: I apologize, ladies and gentlemen, but Goku has this thing with flying arms, and he'll need some time to recover from tonight's incident...
*In the men's room...*
Goku: It all started when I was three!! I just wanted a hug!! Why, Frog- chan, whyyy?!! I looooved you!! Why, god, oh, whyyyyy?!!
Towel guy: Sir, will you please just wash your hands and leave me alone?!!
*Stage*
Videad: But I promise that when we get back, we'll get all the juice that we want about Goku and all the other Dragonball people!
(Videad pulls a rope next to her. Speakers appear over the audience.)
Audience: Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!