Oh, it's The Lana Song
Us Smallvillians like to sing it all day long
Now, you viewers may think it's all gone wrong
To make every episode on this show about a Jade Bratz doll
To that we say: Fuck you! Lana's hot, and besides
HER PARENTS ARE DEAD.
And she tells us everything! She thinks everyone can take it with stride!
Okay, well, we are trying to get her in bed.
So guess what the episode will be about today?
Clark's secret? Plot movement? Chloe?
Wrong!
Lana is being kidnapped again today
It's the same old plotline once more
Oh, but this time, it's done in a heartfelt way!
Yup, Lana's super-great aunt was so scorching, she started the Trojan War!
And the two men fighting over possession of a woman
No, it's not sexist, it makes her feel empowered!
And you non-shaving feminists are all just sour
Oh, it's The Lana Song
Yep, it's The Lana Song!