Our story today children, is inspired by a wanker best friend who wanted me to write this.

*ehem*

Well, please don't kill me because of this story. Kill my bff who lives in Arizona. :D And sorry if this sucks, it sounded better when I was telling her the story than writing it. :\ *Writes this while listening to Edelweiss*eeevveeerryyy morrrnniinnggg you greeeet meee...

I do not own Hetalia. If I did...I think the world would end. o.o

Warnings:ehhh... If I think of any, I'll warn you.

Well thank you for clicking this,

Enjoy!

Italy ate his pasta with happiness. His life was so wonderful, he had his friends Germany and Japan. He got to stay in Germany's house. And Italy was even able to sneak a cat into his room!

Life was just going fine.

"Holy crap England! It looks like Germany dropped some shit bombs on you! What happened" America shook an injured England trying to enter the meeting room. "Don't worry man, I'll get back at him! as the hero! I'll be-THE HERO!"

"Shut up, wanker!" England hissed hitting him with his supporting crutch like an old person. Which made America say repeating "ow" "ow" 's and ran away from Britain. "That bloody Germany will pay. I swear it!"

"But mon ami..." France walked over and grasped England and began shoving him. "You need to rest, let me help you over to the couch-" (A/N: France has a Pedo Bear face.)

"GET OFF ME!" England screamed and struggled away from the perverted France. Which made it even more fun for France.

"honhonhon..."

BOOM!

"Kokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol" Russia rubbed his head sulking entering the meetings room and took a seat.

China followed behind him holding Russia's picaxe. with a proud look amongst his face.

America cleared his throat "Well let's begin! As you know, I am going in strong and you guys are my backu-"

"ENOUGH OF THAT!" England pounded his fists on the table, he was now 'magically' healed and his bandages had disappeared. "I am coming up with this one!" England walked up to America and pointed for him to sit down. America glared at him. "But I'm the-" England grabbed him by the ear.

"OKAY! OKAY! I'M GOING TO GO SIT DOWN!" America wailed.

"This is so awkward, aru." China murmured.

"honhonhon.."

"kolkolkolkolkol"

"ALRIGHT!" England dusted himself off. "My plan deals with dark magic-"

"Dark?" Russia soon had a creepy smile on his face.

"Yes..." England answered confused. "Ehem, Since Germany is what's keeping the Axis strong. We need to get his ability of being who he is disabled. But what?"

"We could kill him?" Russia beamed.

"Uh...No." England twitched.

France stood up and pervedly (I know it's not a word, I DON'T CARE XD) walked up to England. "Well, I know something..." France put his elbow on England's shoulder.

"You're a bloody wanker?"

"Non. honhonhon. Here's my idea: We turn him into a girl."

"Yes! And then you can rape him!" England sneered sarcastically.

"Really?"

"NO!" England shoved France off him. "But...Your idea isn't half bad. We could turn him into a girl. Girls don't have any power." (A/N: *kills*)

"And their defensless when they are gropped." France purred.

"But, there IS a SLIGHT problem..."

"And that's what?" America asked.

". . .One of us need to take on for the team and turn into a lady."

Everyone turned their eyes on China.

"WHAT, ARU?"

China stood in a center of a chalked circle. Cursing under his breath.

"Are you ready?" England asked, and flipped his hood over his head.

"No,aru." China hissed.

"Good." England flipped through his 'book of magic'.

the other allies were in there also.

Russia and France both had a creepy smile, excited about this change in China.

America ate a hamburger.

England closed his eyes and began to chant:

"Internal Blood, mucus, cup size, focus, Vermoil Clutter, Heart ache"

America got bored of his chant, he also finished his hamburger. He threw the wrapper in front of England. America got up and left the room.

England continued his chant.-again. (A/N: MOST AWKWARD CHANT EVER! I'm not creative. DX)

Internal Blood, mucus, cup size, focus, Vermoil Clutter, Heart A-"

England raised his wan into the air and readied to point it, and then he slipped on America's hamburger wrapper.

BOOM!

"D-Did it work, aru...?" China waved the smoke away coughing.

"Well...Do you feel...Different?" England got up from the ground now cut up.

France scream to see his hair was messed up from the explosion. Russia was perfectly fine.

China shrugged.

France grinned after making him self look 'sexy' again and ran over to China. "Let me help, madame!"

Franc began gropping China.

China screached. "THAT HURTS, ARU!"

"CHINA IS A GIRL!" France squealed and 'huggled' China. So proud of his idea.

China took a mirror from within France's pocket.

"I look the same, aru."

"You've always looked feminine, China." England glared.

America came back in with a soda. "Did it work?"

"It worked on China...But...Did it work on Germany? Well, we'll soon find out. Let's begin our plans on attack."

So they got to work.

The next day...

The Axis,-Er, Germany and Japan woke up the first.

Italy was still asleep and was asleep in his own room, since Germany locks his door at night now.-Sadly. And Japan always locks his door.

Japan always made breakfast for all three, but Italy was always late to breakfast that his food got cold. But Japan still had hope.

"So why won't you wake him up?" Japan asked quietly then sipped his Green tea.

"Because... He sleeps naked. At least he has enough dignity when he comes into my room... But still, I don't really feel like opening the door on a nude italian." Germany took a bite of some eggs.

Japan stood up. "I'll come with you this time. It'd be an honor to be scarred for life with you." Japan bowed.

That was awkward.

"...Alright."

So they walked up the stairs.

"I-Italy..." Germany whispered and opened the door slowly. Italy's room was messy. Very. Messy. It made Germany almost want to cry. So Germany took his eyes off the floor and onto the bed. The blanket was kicked off onto the ground.

Instead of finding a naked italian boy. He found a naked italian girl.

Japan twitched his eye. He knew he should look away...But She was pretty...

"Ve..." The girl said in her sleep. She got cold all of a sudden, and sat up.

Rubbing her eyes, she opened just one.

"Germany! Japan! You guys are in my room! That's awesome!" Italy, the girl, jumped out of the bed and raced towards Germany.

"No-No! S-Stop!" Germany stuttered.

Italy hugged Germany. "I hope you're not angry about my room, it's just, why clean it when it will become messy again?"

He felt something on his chest shoving him a bit away from Germany. Wait, it wasn't on his chest...It was his chest. and it pushed very tightly against Germany hurt really bad.

Italy jumped over the piles of clothes and junk on his floor and looked into the mirror. "Since when did my mirror become a window? This is really weird... There's a naked girl looking at me. That's probably really embarrassing for her." Italy giggled cluelessly.

"So...That's...You...Italy?" Germany sweated.

"Of course it is!" Italy threw his/her arms into the air joyously. "And for breakfast, I want italian food!"

Japan sweated also. "Italy... I already made breakfast...I-"

"PASTA!" She cried and ran down the stairs excited.

Germany and Japan were terrified.

Of course the german was the first to run for her. He took his jacket off and wrapped it around Italy and picked her up.

"Italy...You know your mirror-"

"My window?~" Italy chirped. "And put me down! I want pasta!"

Germany moaned annoyed. "Your...Window...Is actually a mirror. Italy...That girl you saw...Was you."

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