The Worst Inkheart Cast Ever

by Beware of the Fluffy Ones

I just got to thinking one day about who was going to play Meggie in the new Inkheart movie, and as I thought about it even more,I came up with who would be the WORST actors to put in the movie. Do R&R

This is my first fic!

All right, I got to thinking the other day (never a good thing) what would be the worst possible cast for the new Inkheart movie. Well, here it is!

Meggie...Beyonce

Dustfinger...Collins Firth

Mo...Antonio Banderas

Farid...Orlando Bloom

Magpie...Kiera Knightly

Capricorn...Elijah Wood

Basta...Jim Carrie

Elinore...Ann Hathaway

Resa...Madonna

Darius...Johnny Depp

Fenoglio...Gerald Butler

Gwin...The random ferret from Lord of the Rings

Shadow...Brad Pit

All Extras...Regis Philbin and Kathy Lee