I'm in a writing mood and decided to post this. I hope you like it! It's a diary entry from Gabriella about life pretty much. It's just pointless drabble really. Do you know how hard it is to write about virtually nothing? Well please R&R!
Disclaimer: Are you trying to make me depressed?
Dear Diary,
You're the book I write to and tell all my secrets to and then have it published all over the school right? Just checking. You can never be too careful with all those secret spy diaries out there these days. Well you're probably wondering who I am. And I'll tell you who I am just so you don't say to call me freaky girl who talks to inanimate objects. I'm Gabriella Montez and I will be your host for this evening. What do I look like? Well aren't you the stalker. I have just above shoulder length, curly, dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. I have naturally tan skin and my friend Sharpay is so jealous since she has to waste bottles of fake tan.(Sorry but was it just me or did Sharpay look kinda…orange inFabulous?) Kelsi couldn't care less about her skin and Taylor is African-American so she has really dark skin. Lucky. She can't get sun burnt. Last summer I went to the beach with the gang and I got soooo burnt! Troy told me to put more sunscreen on. Should've listened to him. Though I do listen to everything he says. His voice is like a melody to my ears and to quote Rihanna, "Please don't stop the music!"
Who's Troy? Well the closest thing I can use to describe him is perfect. Ok you caught me. I love Troy Bolton. But how'd you figure it out? Troy's been my best friend since we were born and I think that's when I fell in love with him. Is it possible for babies to love? They should do a big scientific project on that. Well I'm pretty sure that's how long I've loved him. People say he loves me too but they know I like him and want to make me feel better. Troy has a crush on one of those skanky cheerleaders that go to my school. (No offense cheerleaders! It's just the cheerleaders that go to EHS in this story!) How much I would give to be Claire! Pretty much every guy at East High wants her but there's only one guy I care about. Well enough about how much I love Troy Bolton and how perfect and sexy he is! More on the best friends in the world!
Diary someone up there must love me because they put me with the best friends you could ask for, Taylor, Sharpay and Kelsi. We're a really close group of friends, we tell each other everything. They were the first people I called when Troy kissed me; much to my dismay is was accidental cause he tripped and landed right on top of me and somehow his head was pushed onto my face. But it was still a kiss! My only kiss and the best one ever! I wish my life was a DVD player so I could just rewind and replay the good parts of my life and fast forward the sucky parts. Did you know that earthworms have 5 hearts? I have a billion hearts and they're all for different reasons why I love Troy Bolton. I had the funniest conversation with him the other about Coke. (Definitely don't own!)
He was drinking a can of Coke when I piped up "Did you know that people use Coke to clean their engines?"
"Did you have to tell me that Brie?" He's the only one allowed to call me Brie by the way Diary.
"Yeah I kinda did. My mom read that somewhere in a magazine."
"Well I'll forget that piece of information and take my chances."
"People also use Coke to clean their toilets because Coke has the same ingredients as a toilet cleaner apparently." That got Troy to put down his Coke can.
"Why did you have to tell me that Brie?"
"Cause I love you." I really wished I hadn't said that to him. Now our friendship was ruined. Doomed forever. I would be an empty soul with 27 cats! I would be Gabriella Montez, the Cat Lady! No one would want me and I would only want Troy who was married to his supermodel wife Claire.
"Well I love you too but I don't tell you that make up ruins your face or hair products will eventually kill your hair especially when you don't need that junk." Phew. He thought I meant as a friend.
"Hey I check to make sure it DOESN'T kill any part of me! I put it on to preserve my skin!"
"And I drink Coke to make sure I don't die of dehydration." The conversation ended right there because Claire called him and he had to go flirt with her. Sure just forget about your best friend Troy! It's not like I matter! Who cares about the Cat Lady!
Wasn't that just the funniest conversation ever Diary? No? Well having it with Troy made it automatically the best ever. So shame on your lame ass diary name! Sorry, thinking about Troy makes me giddy and hyper. And I'm giddy and hyper most of the time. Go figure.
I can't believe Troy and Chad! They actually think I've got anger problems! I DON'T FLIPPING HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS! Where did they get that stupid idea from? You wanna know what Chad said about me? I quote "Gabriella has mental problems. She looks like an innocent freaky genius girl but beware of the angry mental girl!" Well my mom thinks I'm special. I'll get my mom to go beat you up. Cool Mom to the rescue!
I've lost it. I actually think that my mom might be cool. I'm shuddering at the thought of it. If you had eyes Diary you would see that I'm shuddering. Since you can't see, imagine this. The world has died. There is no life. Everything is burnt. Dead. Black. There's only mean old…Fulton's running around the place. That's what I picture when I think about my mom being cool. It's against teenagers unwritten rules. Just like how you're not meant to love your best friend…hmmmm…that could be a problem. Maybe I should be a true teenager and be a rebel against those rules. Yeah that's my excuse! I'm Gabriella Bol-I mean Montez, the Rebellious Cat Lady! I should have my own theme song. How does the song 'Troy Bolton is all mine and Claire can go get a nose job' sound? Sharpay and Taylor can do back up singing while Kelsi does the instrumentals. We can be a Girl Band! I wonder if Troy will love me then. I don't have a problem with him not loving me, seriously! I'm fine with it…in another life. It kills me inside that he would never hold me, kiss, me and call me his. Maybe some things were never meant to be. Oh great. Now I'm all depressed. Great job Diary! Your owner is sad!
Diary I just sighed. Do you wanna know why I sighed? Thanks for asking. Homecoming's coming up. I'm going but there's kinda this guy that I want to ask, or for him to ask me but I'm kinda scared. I mean Ryan is sooooo hot! Just kidding! I think we should know by now that I'm very loyal to Troy. I actually play a very important role in the world. If I was gone there would be no one for Zeke to ring up so he could ask them for their opinion on his new cookies since he's to chicken to admit that he bakes soufflés or there would be one less person in love with Troy Bolton. It's the circle of life!
So Sharpay was talking to me the other day (I know, big shocker there) about how Troy looks a lot like Zac Efron. I informed her that Zac Efron looks like Troy. Zac only wishes he could be as hot as Troy. Yeah Sharpay and the rest of the girls kinda know about my little crush cough obsession cough with Troy. But they're sworn to secrecy. I told them if they told anyone, even their pets because you never know when dogs will start talking, my secret I would tell the school that they're lesbians. I bet that would go down well in the all girls P.E class coming up this spring.
Diary have you ever seen The Ringer (I only WISHED I owned that!)? It's a really funny movie. When you get eyes I'm going to hire it out of the store and make you watch it. I absolutely love that movie! I watch it all the time! The first time I saw it was with Troy. Ok guilty as charged. When we watched that movie he let me cuddle up into him throughout the whole entire movie. I had to re-watch the movie later because I wasn't paying attention to it but it's still a really good movie! Talking about good movies I really need to find a dress for Homecoming. I really need to find one that will make Troy forget all about his precious Claire and dance with me the whole night. Sigh. He's probably going to ask Claire to go as his date, then at Homecoming he'll ask her to be his girlfriend then later they'll get married. Then she'll accidentally get killed in the middle of the night. Nah I'm just joking. I'm not that cruel and ruthless but I don't know what I'd do when Troy marries some girl who he loves leaving me alone sitting on the pews. All alone covered in cat hair left by my darling 27 cats. Then we break out into song and dance because we just find out that we're in a musical and that all of my friends, family and classmates are professional dancers and singers. We're a really talented school.
So I have to go practice my drums. I'm getting better! I have yet to actually play a decent beat but hitting stuff is enough satisfaction for me. My therapist said it was a good way to let anger out. I informed her very nicely that I didn't have anger problems. She said denial was the first step to recovery. Recovery to what exactly? She's a sucky therapist.
Can you keep a secret Diary? Well of course you can't, you're a diary but I'll tell you anyway. I put a picture of Claire on my drums and suddenly I wanted practice more! How ironic is that?
Well I better go. Talk to you later and thanks for letting me waste your pages with my chicken scratch…not that you had a choice.
Much love, Gabriella Montez the Rebellious Cat Lady xoxox
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Bunny signing out xoxox
