Honest To A Fault
Here's a story where Butch tries to convince the audience that he's not crazy and that his Brothers are crazier than him! Please enjoy. I own nothing
Sup. My name's Butch and I just want want to get one thing straight...
I'm not crazy.
Now I know what your thinking:
Butch we've seen you get all hyped up in the middle of a fight! You Look like you ate too much sugar...Blah Blah Blah.
Yeah but it's only when i'm on the battle field. I'll admit, I love violence and mayhem so I tend to get over excited... a little. OK a lot!
But the rest of the time?
I'm completely normal...well... as normal as a villain can be anyway. I'm just well...for starters exceedingly honest. I am a transparent kind of guy, which in retrospect probably makes me a boring guy...but don't you dare call me boring or I'll rip your teeth out! so yeah compared to the rest of Townsville( especially you stupid Powerpuffs) I'm completely normal.
Don't Believe me?
Take my brother Boomer for instance:He's so Dumb! Nothing he says makes any sense at all! He's just so-so dense! That's all there is to it. But man i'm telling you DO NOT mess with his hair! Seriously. It's the one thing he's proud of and if you dye or cut it off you will regret it(don't ask how i know this)!
And don't even get me started on Brick! Man that guys ego is huge. If Brick ever fell in love(Which will never happen considering that love would only make us weak) he would marry himself.
The only thing Bigger than his ego is his hot temper. This guy can get so worked up about the littlest things it's terrifying. I mean he spent an entire week in the woods chasing after a stupid squiral just because it was better than him. I mean it's a FREAKIN Squirrel. OK it was a super powered squirrel but a squirrel none less. You Want the definition of crazy Brick's your guy!
Honestly I think we'd be better of if i was in charge but hey no one ever asks for my opinion
( Face Palm)
Great. Now I'm the mature AND the boring one!
sigh It's not easy being me.