I just felt the need to further my story.
Rainy Day Girl has signed on.
Rainy Day Girl: What is the matter with you?
English Bloke: And hello to you too, Rebecca.
Rainy Day Girl: I know I told you to protect him but do you think you could've told him before he got to the altar?
English Bloke: Couldn't be helped, luv. I was out of town visiting my mother for two weeks and when I got back I heard that Lucky was putting his head in noose again with that bird.
Rainy Day Girl: I'm afraid to ask how he is.
English Bloke: He's doing better. He's sober now. It was dicey there for a while. Lulu and I were taking turns picking him up off of Jake's floor. But then Luke and Mike gave him a talking to.
Rainy Day Girl: They ganged up on him?
English Bloke: Sort of. They reminded him that he had sons to think of-correction. He has a son to think about and he can't be spending his nights passing out at the local pub.
Rainy Day Girl: Okay, I know Cameron's not biologically his but didn't Lucky adopt him?
English Bloke: Yes, but I'm talking about Jake. It turns out that Liz has played the 'let's pretend Lucky's my baby's daddy' game before.
Rainy Day Girl: What? If Jake's not Lucky's son, whose is he?
English Bloke: He's Jason Morgan's boy.
Rainy Day Girl: WHAT? Did Lucky know?
English Bloke: Yes, but since Lucky's marriage and over all romantic relationship with Elizabeth is now over, Jason's taking his place as Jake's father.
Rainy Day Girl: And Cameron?
English Bloke: Lucky will continue to be his father since Zander Smith, the baby's biological father, is dead. Did I mention that Elizabeth was going to pretend Ric Lansing was Cameron's father at first?
Rainy Day Girl: Ric Lansing? You mean the old DA?
English Bloke: Yep. She slept with Zander and got pregnant. Then she planned to sleep with Ric, who, at the time, was her estranged husband, and let him think that he was the baby's father.
Rainy Day Girl: And you know this because?
English Bloke: Well, as you said it's amazing what people who work for people will say when they think no one is listening, it is equally amazing what people will tell you when they're out and out snockered. Lucky is very talkative about what a slut his ex-wife has proven to be over the years.
Rainy Day Girl: Like I said, she's a hypocrite.
English Bloke: Completely.
Rainy Day Girl: So she is pregnant?
English Bloke: Oh yes. Prince Cassadine is going to be a father, again. Speaking of, how are you?
Rainy Day Girl: I'm wonderful. Actually, I'm a bit of a medical miracle as my doctor put it.
English Bloke: How do you mean?
Rainy Day Girl: It's not every day that a twin has twins.
English Bloke: Are you serious?
Rainy Day Girl: From what she can tell, it looks like twin girls.
English Bloke: That's great news Bec. Congratulations. I wish I could've been there to see your face when the doctor told you.
Rainy Day Girl: I nearly fell off the exam table. I don't want to take the chance of this information falling into the wrong hands so can you inform Monica in person?
English Bloke: No problem. I will track Dr. Q down and let her know. Should I ask her opinion on names?
Rainy Day Girl: Tell her I already have a few in mind but I am open to suggestions.
English Bloke: May I ask?
Rainy Day Girl: I was thinking of Lorelei Rose for Nikolas' mother and Lila's passion. I never knew Lila but I love her gardens.
English Bloke: That's a nice gesture even if you don't plan on telling Nikolas about them. What's the other idea?
Rainy Day Girl: I took my middle name and replaced the 'A' with an 'E' to honor you, Emily, and Edward, which makes it Ember and for some reason I've always liked the name True, so Ember True.
English Bloke: Lorelei Rose and Ember True. I like that.
Rainy Day Girl: Don't forget the Sutton part. Lorelei Rose Sutton and Ember True Sutton. I know Edward might be mad that I'm not using Quartermaine but not as mad as he'd be-wait a second. If Jake is Jason's son that means Edward has another great-grandson. Any idea of how he's reacting?
English Bloke: No, but I can't imagine he'd be happy about losing another great grandson. Gotta wonder what Jason's thinking about.
Rainy Day Girl: He's probably trying to figure out how he's going to raise his son without killing his son's step-father. I assume Elizabeth is marrying Nikolas.
English Bloke: I haven't heard anything yet. I'll keep you informed.
Rainy Day Girl: Thanks. Tell Monica I'll call soon, okay? And if you run into Edward, tell him I got the cuttings and that I am trying my best to grow some of Lila's roses.
English Bloke: I will.
Rainy Day Girl: I almost forgot. I have been adopted by a pair of dogs.
English Bloke: You've been adopted? How does that work?
Rainy Day Girl: I found them in my barn about a week after I got here. They're black and tan coonhounds that I've named Boudicca and Bronx.
English Bloke: Interesting names. She was the queen of the Iceni.
Rainy Day Girl: I know. Since she was already queen of my barn I thought a royal name would be good for her. She's a good dog and according to Doc Carter, the local vet, she's also expecting.
English Bloke: Two pregnant females in one house? Suddenly glad I'm in Port Charles.
Rainy Day Girl: Very funny. Anyway, I need to be going. Work calls my name.
English Bloke: Mine too.
Rainy Day Girl: Talk to you later E.
English Bloke: Bye Becca.
English Bloke has signed off.