okay...I think its okay now...FEEW! Okay this is kinda like a sequel to "Hormonial five year olds but if you havent read it dont worry...Ah and one more thing...though it may seem different in the beginning. . .NARUTO IS UKE!

Disclaimor: If I owned Naruto then I would be a homophobe and not writing this.

Sasuke and Naruto had just left the hokage tower after...and incident with the Hokage's potions. Of course being the all powerful Uchiha, sexy, rich, sexy, smart, sexy...you get the point, he was attacked by fangirls. Well, thats when they found out that he still had side affects.

In Sasuke's place stood a five-year-old, dark hair, dark eyes and pale skin. So Sasuke really hadn't disappeared, just went chibi. "Shit," came out of the boy's mouth as the girls started to squeal. Thankfully, his (unknown by fangirls) lover Naruto, was there to the rescue and picked him up and brought him inside.

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Sasuke stood his back to his new governess...er...governer? After finding out that he still had the side affects and bringing the hokage, they found out the problem.

"Come on, teme, you can't still be mad because I wouldn't let you fuck me the other day."

"Hn." Yes, they found out that Sasuke did indeed need to lose his virginity, but he wouldn't do that to anyone but Naruto. And Naruto had to be ready.

When silence met him he looked over to Naruto. The boy was staring sadly at the ground. Sasuke's hard chubby face turned soft. He went over to Naruto and took his hand to lead them home. The blonde's face brightened and let the little Sasuke lead them to the mansion.

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Naruto followed Sasuke inside and looked at the clock. 8:00pm. They had been at Tsunade's office all day. He rubbed his eyes and looked at Sasuke who looked as if it was still 1:30pm.

"I'm going to bed -Yawn-." Naruto stretched and walked to his bedroom.

Sasuke watched as Naruto dragged himself up the stairs and around the corner. Naruto being Naruto, didn't have enough common sense, especially in his state, and Sasuke needed to lose his virginity. He still had hormones.

After waiting an half a hour to be sure Naruto was asleep he went into the maids quarters and took out a small dress he had made for Naruto when they got together, for a birthday gift. He walked the opposite way he came and found Naruto's room.

Slowly he opened the door. He quietly walked over to the blonde boy's bed and started to undress him.

After being satisfied with his work he went into his own room.

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Naruto woke up and slowly opened one eye. Something didn't feel right. He shrugged it and walked out of the room and to the bathroom, having Sasuke follow him there, too.

He walked into the bathroom and lifted up the fluffy bottom fo the french maid's dress and pulled down the soft white panties to allow himself to go to the bathroom.

After doing his business he pulled his panties back up and fixed the bottom of the dress that barely covered his ass. His eyes half lidded he walked out of the bathroom and Sasuke followed him more.

Halfway to the kitchen it hit him. He lifted up his dress to see panties...wait dress?

"Uchiha, Sasuke!" Naruto shouted and turned around to little boy. He started to walk towards the boy but lost his footing, landing flat on his ass; legs apart, skirt lifted and a very horney Sasuke ontop of him.

"Wait...Sa...su...ke..." Sasuke went to the soft spot on Naruto's neck and started sucking it. Naruto moaned somemore and the little Uchiha started to get hard.

POOF!

Sasuke was no longer a five-year-old but his regular age. Of course he was still on Naruto sucking his neck.

"S-sasuke? You're b-back to normal? Not only that you're hard! And naked! Get off me pervert!" Naruto pushed the larger boy off and stomped away to go change. "Oh, and I will remember this dress thing, too!"

Sasuke looked at himself the best he could with out a mirror and shrugged, "So I am." He got up and went to get dressed and bring some small clothes for if he is attacked and hugged by fangirls (they discovered that as the problem as to why he changed back).

Well, atleast they knew now how to get him back to normal...for a temporary time.

If you really want to know about the poyions incident (which really isnt that important.) then read Hormonial fiveyearolds (unless you already read it). reveiw.