Written as a very early Xmas present for Dark Eco Angel, coz she loves her some random crap. MERRY EARLY XMAS DEA!!!(Fo Yo Information, in case u don't know, smashing someone is like beating them up)

Vin likes fake cheese

Torn can see Uranus from here

Kor says: I want to buy some CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!

Torn put a trail of fake cheese leading to his house

Roxas thinks he's a marshmallow

The Haven City KFC's gone Japanese

Vin ate the trail of cheese, and then wondered why he was suddenly in Torn's basement

Damas says: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Wallace?

Daxter got on the bus to Linwood Intermediate so now him and my friend have swapped places

Torn locked Vin in his basement

Ashelin got the hairdressers to shave her facial hair

Jak likes to burn snowmen

Vin tried to break down Torn's basement door

Keira could not refuse a BEER! She could really use a BEER!

A random snowman says: Aaah help I'm burnin'!

Torn opened his basement door and got tackled by a rabid Vin

Shiv is the only guy in Kras City who can do the Soulja Boy dance

My canary pooped on Erol's head

Vin started smashing Torn

Rayn lives on the Coke side of life now

Onin says: Paparazzi baby!

Tess walked in on Vin smashing Torn and thought he was snogging Torn

Cutter likes to perv on Shiv doing the Soulja Boy dance

All the chickens in Haven City want Veger to join the Chicken Club

Tess told everyone that she saw Vin snogging Torn

STAAAR TREKKING ACROSS DA UNIVERSE!

Seem says: You just can't fix stupid

Vin says: There's a difference between smashing someone and snogging them, ya know

Seem and Jak went to Haven City and blew up all the snowmen there

Erol goes to poledancing lessons

Daxter says: It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim

Kleiver failed Maths exams (Vin aced 'em)

ENDCRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anyone who knows the song "Star Trekking Across The Universe" will fully dig Daxter's line. Anyone else-won't.

Also, I have a random challenge for anyone interested

Conditions!

Must contain TornxVin as the main pairing

Must contain at least five (5) mentions of fake cheese

Either Gol and Maia or Damas or Razer must show up

Someone has to get drunk and wear a lampshade on his or her head

Keira has to eat a tomato

It's intended as a humour challenge but if anyone can write a serious!fic containing that stuff, I'd really like to see it

Emo out!