A/N- I do not own any of the Lizzie McGuire people or the Disney Channel, for that matter.

I can not stand her! I mean really, who does she think she is! Little Miss Lizzie and her two tag-along friends. Ugh. She's like that wizard kid with the wand.

She's always trying to bring me down. I mean, doesn't she have her own life to mess up? She's always there, trying to steal my spotlight. Lizzie even thinks she can steal my man, Ethan. But, too bad for her since he's under MY spell!

I don't know how she does it. That stupid little suck up. Everything I do, she's gotta do it ten times better. And she's like some superwoman, saving the day all the time. Or she gets her man, like Franky! I mean, I'm blonde, tall, pretty, What does she have that I, Kate Sanders, don't? Honestly all I ever hear about is Lizzie this and Lizzie that. Just the other day Ethan was talking about what great advice she gave him. Since when does Miss-Do- It-All give advice? And more important, why is Ethan listening to her? I hope he knows about that paperboy she hooked up with. I bet she did it with him. Who am I kidding? Perfect little Lizzie, do the deed with the paperboy! Hmmm, makes a good rumor, doesn't it? But why the hell bother, it would just get traced back to me and then she'd try and tell me off in the hallway and I'd end up looking stupid in front of everyone.

I hate her. UGH!