Team Rocket's Declaration

I don't know why we bother,

To follow you around.

All I know is that your 'chu

Has given us the flu.

Time and time again we try,

To catch that stupid mouse.

Time and time again we fail,

And fly off in the blue.

But this wretched game of mousetrap,

Has dragged on far too long.

No matter our genius plot,

Is screwed up by you.

But I guess that's just the way it works,

Fate has put us in a bind.

One little boy with a silly mouse,

Has put our troop through hell.

But don't you two ever worry,

Little Ash and Pikachu.

We'll be back tomorrow,

And then our shit will rhyme.

A/N I make a point of not rhyming or following a meter. This is just a stupid thought I had; I won't be posting many of these up…