ME: I do not own Space Ghost Coast to Coast, or any characters in David Eddings books but I do however own Max.
Space Ghost: For the 3rd time, THEY KNOW!!!!! Do you have any cheese?
ME: No, you bought some cheese last episode, remember?
Space Ghost: Yeah, but I ate it all.
ME: You..
Space Ghost: I mean no, zombie books stole it from me!
Me: Right……..
Space Ghost materializes on stage, Zorak is in his pod, and Moltar is drinking his cherry coke again.
Space Ghost: Hello today our guests are…. (Looks at card) um um Moltar I can't read this.
Moltar: What do you mean, I wrote it myself!
Space Ghost: I don't know how to read!
Zorak: WHAT? How did you get the guest names all the other times and when you were being sued how could you tell?
Space Ghost: I'm a really good guesser.
Moltar: Argh
Moltar walks onto the screen and takes the cards from Space Ghost.
Moltar: We are interviewing Max, a talking dog created by our writer in his series right now.
Space Ghost: Oh, ok
Moltar goes back to the control room grumbling.
A moment later a monitor comes down with a picture of a Labrador on it.
Max: What the hell am I doing here?
Space Ghost: Are you getting enough oxygen?
Max: Hell yes, please help me omnipotent being, you must be so unintellectual that you contemplate I'm up there with you well I'm not!
Space Ghost and Zorak are staring wide-eyed.
Max: Oh remove that asinine look from your faces. It looks like your mouths are going to start flies accelerating towards your mouth and you are going to assimilate them. Wrong! People and praying mantises are so detained. Now can we just consummate this monotonous interview?
Space Ghost: Ah, my head, my brain is going to explode! Remove the dog thing now Moltar!
Space Ghost started to cry.
Max dissapeared from the screen then.
Zorak: You are so retarded!
Space Ghost blasts Zorak and resumed crying again.
Moltar: Zorak, the cheese! He needs the cheese!
Zorak: Why don't we just let him cry?
Moltar: We won't get paid if he keeps on crying.
Zorak: THE CHEESE!
Zorak runs into the break room to the refrigerator to get the cheese.
He looks into the refrigerator to see there is no cheese.
Zorak: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moltar runs in to see Zorak crying also.
Moltar: Zorak, take the spaceship to Earth and get the cheese!
Zorak: Yes, the spaceship. Come to me spaceship!!!!!!!
A couple minutes later Zorak is controlling the spaceship. He looks down at the sea and flies towards a store near the coast.
Meanwhile Space Ghost is still crying and Moltar keeps on kicking him.
Moltar: Stop, stop, stop STOP!!!!!!!!!
Space Ghost: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zorak walks into a store warily and everybody in there screams and holds up a can of bug spray!
Zorak: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moltar keeps on yelling at Space Ghost to shut up while he is reading King of the Murgos by David Eddings.
Zorak manages to get out with the cheese after having his nervous system messed up.
He flies back to the studio shaking.
Zorak: I got the cheese!
Moltar runs to him and takes some of the cheese. He runs towards Space Ghost and shoves the cheese into his mouth.
Space Ghost: Now isn't that much better*smiles*
Moltar: Argh you're blinding me!
Space Ghost: Our next guess is Belgarath from the Belgariad and Mallorean series by David Feddings.
Zorak: It's Eddings you idiot! (Gets blasted)
An old man with a tankard of ale appears.
Belgarath: Hello, it's nice to be on here. Have you used the Will and the Word before?
Space Ghost: Will and the Word?
Moltar: Where you will something, and you say a word and it happens.
Space Ghost: Oh, let me try it!
Space Ghost looks at Zorak and wills for him to go away: BE NOT!
Belgarath: Oh that was a mistake.
Space Ghost: What?
Space Ghost screams in pain and he vanishes.
Zorak: YAY!!!!!!!! How did this miracle happen?
Belgarath takes a chug of ale: The gods forbid to uncreate things, thus the Will and the Word backfired on him.
Zorak: Well with Space Ghost gone the show will have to be cancelled, YAY!
Moltar: What about our pay though?
Zorak: Who cares now, I'm going on vacation!
A week later Belgarath is sitting in Space Ghost's former seat in the break room.
Belgarath: So nice that this show is Belgarath Coast to Coast now.
Zorak: Yeah, plus we get twice the pay now!
Moltar: and I have an unlimited supply of cherry coke thanks to The Will and the Word.
Belgarath takes a drink of ale from his tankard.
Belgarath: So when will my first show be?
Moltar: In a couple of days, we will have to get ready ofcourse.
Brak comes running in crying
Zorak: What's wrong idiot?
Brak: The chickens ate my beans!!!!!!
Belgarath: What?
Moltar: Don't ask.
Chamdar and Zeder walk into the break room.
Belgarath: We will be having 2 assistants for the new show. Zeder will be at the pod with you Zorak, and Chamdar will be helping you out in the control room Moltar.
Zeder: Oh shut up Belgarath!
Belgarath: You're just jealous because we defeated Torak and I imprisoned you in the ground.
Zeder: At least I got out when Garion summoned that storm.
Belgarath: How could that storm get you out?
Zeder: Long story.
Chamdar: I hate that Garion.
Belgarath: You got what you deserve, so shut up before I imprison you in rock.
Zorak and Moltar leave the room.
Zorak: What a bunch of shady characters, I like them!
Moltar: Yeah!
AUTHOR'S note
for those of you reading this in Edding's section, sorry if the Bel/Mal characters are out of character but this will improve in later episodes and to those of you reading this on the Space Ghost section, Space Ghost will no longer be in here but I will continue to post the future episodes of Belgarath Coast to Coast on the Space Ghost coast to coast section and also the Eddings section although you may be confused by some things.