(A/N: So, I was bored the other day, and I found myself on the Total Drama wiki. More specifically, the Camp TV page. I didn't give it much thought at first- but I wonder, what would have happened if Camp TV hadn't just been a prototype? What if it had actually taken the place of Total Drama? Well, I decided to find out! Too any of you who don't know much about camp TV, there are a few major differences in some of the characters- Eva isn't a body builder, for example, Ezekiel is spoiled and rich, Katie and Sadie weren't BFFFLS, and Cody's design was WAY different. Some characters, like Duncan, Geoff, and DJ, were essentially the same, and a few characters had only minor differences. Gwen, for example, wasn't Goth- just a loner. Well, since there wasn't much information to go off of, I'll admit I took some artistic liberty. Well, I'll get to the story- I hope you enjoy reading!)

"You're doing it all wrong!" shouted a man who was standing on a dock, "everyone knows my left side is my best side!"

"Um, okay, is this good?" The camera man asked.

"Just a smidge to the left- NO! Okay, a bit to the right… One more tiny inch to the left… perfect!"

"Alright," the camera man smiled, then said, "oh, wait- I think we're rolling."

"ROLLING?" The man demanded, "What do you mean we're- for crying out loud!"

The man sighed, flicked his hair, and then put on a smirk.

"Yo! Chris Mclean here with what's sure to be the hottest new reality show of the summer- Camp TV! We've got eighteen teenagers on their way here. THEY think that they're finalists in a talent contest- but really, they've been signed up to compete here, in this rundown old camp! The campers will be split into two teams, and each week, will compete in a challenge. The losing team will be forced to vote off one of their own members- eventually, it will come down to two people, the finalists who will compete for a prize of one hundred thousand dollars! So stay tuned to find out who will take the green gold home in:

CAMP!

T!

V!"

(Intro)

The camera cut back to Chris, who was now squinting, looking at something in the near distance.

"Looks like our first contestant has arrived," Chris smiled, "let's see who it is, shall we?"

Just then, a boat pulled up to the dock, and the first contestant stepped off.

"Hey, Tyler!" Chris greeted, "How's it going?"

Tyler wore a light blue collared shirt, green shorts, and sneakers.

"Hey Chris," Tyler smiled, "glad to finally be here. But um, where's my luxury suite?"

"We'll get to it," Chris smiled as another boat pulled up, "looks like the next contestants has arrived."

A girl stepped off of the new boat, wearing a blue hoodie and torn jean shorts.

"Hey Bridgette," Chris greeted.

"Hey, you must be Chris," Bridgette smiled, "nice to meet you."

A third boat pulled up, and another male contestant got off.

"Hey, Justin!" Chris called, "Welcome to the island!"

(Note: I will indicate if a contestant looks different than they do in Total Drama- certain characters, such as Justin, will not wear anything different.)

"Thanks Chris," Justin smiled, "but are you sure this is the right place?"

"Positive," Chris smiled as another boat pulled up.

A girl stepped onto the dock, smiling at everyone- she wore a black and white stripped top and jeans.

"Hey Katie," Chris called.

"Hi guys!" Katie smiled, "I'm soooo glad I could be here!"

A fifth boat pulled up, and a shorter boy stepped onto the dock, wearing jeans and a sweater vest.

"Ezekiel," Chris said, "what's up?"

"THIS is where we're staying?" Ezekiel scoffed.

"Don't worry," Chris smiled, "you ain't seen nothin' yet."

The next person to arrive was a girl Chris introduced as Beth.

"Glad I could make it," Beth smiled, "thanks for having me here."

"Whatever," Chris told her, "just wait over there with the other contestants- speaking of which, here comes one now- Cody, right?"

Cody stepped off the boat. He wore green pants, a white tank top, and an orange cap.

"Yeah," Cody told Chris, "what's up?"

"Trying to host a show," Chris replied, "so if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could shut up and wait over there."

Cody shrugged and took his spot with the others.

"Next up is Eva," Chris announced as the girl got off the boat.

"This can't be right," Eva groaned, "the brochure-"

"What the brochure said and what the contract said are two TOTALLY different things- either way, you're still legally obligated to stay here," Chris smiled.

Eva glared at Chris, but moved along.

"Next up we have DJ," Chris smiled.

DJ wore a white and red sweater, jeans, and sneakers. He nodded at Chris, but he didn't say anything.

When the next girl arrived, Chris introduced her as Sadie.

"Gosh, I'm sooo happy to be here!" Sadie cheered, "You're the best, Chris!"

"I know," Chris smiled, "the next camper we have is Owen!"

"WOO! Hey guys!" Owen cheered, jumping off of his boat. When he landed on the dock, it nearly gave under his weight.

"Woops," Owen chuckled, "sorry."

"Please welcome, Lindsay!" Chris announced as Lindsay stepped off her boat.

"Wait," Lindsay said, "the picture-"

"Listen," Chris told her, "we'll get to all that later, so could you do me a favor by sitting over there and looking pretty?"

"Well," Lindsay smiled, "I totally AM the prettiest one here."

"Excuse me?" Eva demanded.

"Okay, girls," Chris told them, "as much as catfights are great for ratings, we're on a pretty limited schedule for this episode, so I'm going to have to ask you to put it on hold until later, mkay?"

"Okay," Lindsay smiled, but Eva still looked incredibly angry.

"Next up is Geoff," Chris smiled.

"Hey dudes," Geoff smiled, stepping on to the docks, "super-stoked to be here."

"And after Geoff we have-"

"Hey y'all! LeShawna in the house!"

"-LeShawna," Chris finished, annoyed that he was cut off.

The next person to arrive was a punk by the name of Duncan.

"Look Mclean," Duncan smirked, "you better just hand me the check and save these losers the trouble."

"You might not make it very far with THAT kind of attitude," Chris smiled, "but moving on anyway. Next up should be Gwen."

Gwen stepped off the boat, wearing a brown shirt and jeans. She looked around, rolled her eyes, but said nothing.

"Next we have either Harold or Trent," Chris told the campers.

"Gosh," a geeky looking teen said stepping off of the boat, "this definitely isn't a mansion, Chris."

"No kidding, Harold," Chris said, rolling his eyes, "and that means our last camper of the day is Trent."

"Hey guys," Trent smiled, stepping off the boat.

"Alright," Chris said, "now that you're all acquainted, I'll have to split you into teams."

"Teams?"Katie asked, "I don't remember anything about teams."

"Me neither," Bridgette agreed, "I thought this was more of a solo contest sort of thing."

"Oh, it will be," Chris smiled, "but not at the moment. For now, we'll need teams. So, the first team are the Tiki's. The members of the Tiki's are:

Duncan, Gwen, Geoff, Katie, Harold, Lindsay, Tyler, Beth, and Owen. Everyone on team Tiki, move to the left of me. That leaves everyone to the right of me on team Islanders.

So, Team Islanders will be:

DJ, Sadie, Justin, Cody, Eva, Trent, LeShawna, Ezekiel, and Bridgette."

Everyone had divided themselves up- however, they were all incredibly confused.

"So, wait," Trent said, "why do we need teams, exactly?"

"To compete," Chris told them, "you mean NONE of you read your contracts?"

No one had.

"Well, that explains a lot. Actually, a girl named Courtney WAS going to be taking Beth's spot, but once she read the contract she refused," Chris smirked.

"Why would she refuse?" Eva asked.

"Oh, probably the part about life-threatening challenges," Chris smiled.

"Life-threatening?" Cody asked.

"Yup," Chris smirked, "don't worry, after some trial and error with interns, the results weren't too bad. Only half of the interns we had were put in full body casts, and the rest made it out with nothing more than a broken arm or two."

"Wha- what?" Beth asked, "A body cast?"

"Oh yeah," Chris smiled fondly, evidently reminiscing over something, "you should have seen David, he was the worst of all, especially after that bear attack."

"I'm outta here!" Beth declared. She turned and headed for the boats, but they were already gone.

"Good luck with that," Chris smiled, "if you DO leave before you get voted out, we have every right to sue the pants off of you."

"What do you mean, voted off?" Duncan asked, "This definitely wasn't in any of the e-mails you sent me-"

"Wow," Chris said, "I thought at least one of you would read the contract. What if we had written in the contract the upon receiving your signature, we had rights to use you for radioactive experiments, or something?"

At this point, everyone looked incredibly frightened.

"Relax," Chris smiled, "it won't be all bad. Let me explain how this game works:

Each week, you guys will be issued a challenge to complete. The two teams will have to battle it out for victory- the losing team has to go to the bonfire ceremony. At the bonfire ceremony, the losers will have to vote for someone on their team- the person to receive the most votes will be eliminated from the game, and sent off the island, no questions asked. You can vote this person off for any reason you want- they sucked in challenges, they were annoying, they were a threat- etc. Heck, you can vote them off just because you don't like their shoes.

"Once half of you are eliminated, the teams will dissolve, and instead of competing with other people, you'll be on your own. IF you win a challenge after the merge, you win individual immunity, and are safe from that night's elimination ceremony. If you don't win, then you can be voted for and sent home. When we've come down to the final two people, we'll issue one last challenge for you to complete. The winner of that challenge will earn something better than immunity: one hundred thousand dollars!"

Duncan smirked.

"That isn't so bad," the punk said.

"Just you wait," Chris told him, a sinister grin on his face.

"but first," the host smiled, "let's all go to the mess hall, where oyu can have a quick meal before the first challenge."

"We have a challenge ALREADY?" Lindsay whined.

"Yup," Chris smiled, "so I suggest you all shut up and follow me."

Once they were all inside the mess hall, they were greeted by a black man wearing an apron over a red shirt and a chef's hat.

"Why, hello there, children," the chef greeted.

(No, this isn't Chef Hatchet. It is however, another famous cartoon Chef- if you can figure out who it is, I'll give you… a virtual cookie! =D)

"This here is Chef," Chris told the campers, "he came all the way here from Colorado. That's the one good thing about your stay here- he's actually a good cook! I'll give you a bit to eat before we begin the first challenge."

Chef served the campers steak and potatoes.

"Wow," Tyler said, "this is the best steak I've ever had!"

Owen gobbled up his entire portion in just one mouthful.

"Awww man," Owen exclaimed, "that was awesome!"

"Alright campers," Chris said, now walking inside the mess hall, "follow me outside for your first challenge."

"Come on," DJ told everyone, "it's only the first challenge- how bad could it be?"

(DUHN. DUHN. DUHNNNNN- Well, let me know what you think! The next chapter will be better, but I just wanted to introduce everyone in this chapter- I hope it wasn't too boring. I'll update as soon as I can!)