The Legend of the Saxe Knife

by WisperRanger26

Gilan got his saxe from Halt. Halt got his saxe from Pritchard. Wait, who did Pritchard get his from? Summary sucks (as usual) but the story is better. Rated K plus because of knives stabbing (or cutting) the owners. I didn't go into the blood and gore though. :3

"Be careful with this, it's sharp." Pritchard warned.

"Ya, ya, I know, don't stab myself." Halt said, grabbing the knife from Pritchard.

Halt ran his finger along the side of the saxe.

"Ow! I cut me. I can't feel my finger!" Halt said, holding his finger out.

"Then how does it hurt?" Pritchard asked.

Halt got very confused.

"Be careful with this, it's sharp." Halt said, handing Gilan his saxe.

"Ya, ya, I know, don't cut myself." Gilan said. He reached for the knife and fumbled with it. And dropped it. Into his foot.

"Owww!" Gilan cried out. "It stabbed me!"

"Well, you did say not to cut yourself, and you didn't cut yourself." Halt reasoned.

"True." Gilan said, holding his foot and hopping on the other.

Ya, I got this story idea when I cut myself with my own knife. It's pretty awesome, a pretty good substitute for a saxe. It's got a built in compass, a sheath, and sharpening stone that can be stored in the sheath, and a space inside the handle where matches and fishing line is stored. It's awesome.

I've also got two bows, four arrows, 6 throwing knives, 4 pocket knives, and some pretty awesome woods with a lake in the middle.

Ya, I'm pretty dangerous. I almost feel sorry for my enemies. *does fake evil laugh*