Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama! So stop makin' rumors! Bunny will find you…
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Author's Note: Thanks sk8ergal99 for ending my writers block! Using the idea you came up with, I wrote this! Oh, and this takes place in Playa Des Losers, after The Very Last Episode, Really! and before Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island.
It was a lonely day on Total Drama Island. The contest was over, and everyone was just chillaxin', trying to enjoy their last moments together. Well, you should know by now that I lie… a lot. Like now, for instance. The reality was this:
"Owen, keep your farts to yourself!"
"Harold, I will KILL YOU!"
"Leshawna! I love you!"
"Heather, you evil little white-girl!"
"Duncan! Stop carving on random trees!"
"Gwen, keep your weird goth-girlness OFF my chair, OK?"
"Leshawna, I love you!"
"Betty, look at my nails! By the way, have you seen Terence?"
"Get room, you two lovers!"
"Bunny! No!"
"Mm- I- love- you-so-so-so- much…"
"Leshawna, I-" Harold was cut off by-
"Shut up!" I screamed, stepping into the cartoon, thus breaking the fourth wall.
"Wait, who are-" Harold began to ask but once again, I cut him off.
"I don't wanna hear another word from you, Harold!" I threatened.
"Wait, who are you?" Duncan asked, surprised by the sudden appearance of a young girl.
"I'm the author of this story, Kaylee! Harold, talk LESS!" I yelled, pointing at the nerd.
"You can't be the author. Teletoon and Cartoon Network own us!" Courtney replied, smacking the remains of the fourth wall into rubble with a sledge hammer.
Everyone, excluding me, looked at her funny.
"Yeah, well, in this story, I write the plot!" I answered.
"You're lying!" Cody accused me, offending this author very much.
"No, I'm not! See?" I answered back, then pointed at 23 random teens who randomly appeared.
The strange thing is, they looked exactly like the ex-campers, except gender bent. -What? You don't believe me? Well, then…
"Wha- who the heck are they?" Gwen asked me, as if she didn't know…
"Oh, you don't know them? They are you… gender bent." I explained. See? I'm not a liar all the time.
I pointed at gender-bent Noah.
"This is Nora (My real name! :D).She is the female Noah."
Then I moved on to the male who looked a lil' off…
"This is Lint. Gender-bent Lindsay."
"Does anyone know where Tara went?" he asked.
"I'm right here, and my name is Taylor, not Tara." a sporty female spoke out from next to Nora.
As I went on from Dunki to Gill, Olive to Ms. Coconut (It was too good to pass!), the original teens were talking to their duo once I, or themselves, introduced them.
"Isn't this totally awesome, Kory?" Sade asked.
"Totally!" the male Katie answered.
Together the two couples "eked" their minds out.
"So you think I'm gorgeous?" Justin asked.
"As beautiful as me!" Jamie answered, looking at her reflection in her handheld mirror.
"So if you rewired the alto-mega button to the retractor, you get a metal fusion?" Cadi asked Cody. I have no idea what they are talking about.
Cody nodded, apparently understanding what the girl was saying.
"Ok, ok…" I tried to get everyone's attention but failed.
"Hey, everyone! Eyes on me!" I tried harder, but still got the same outcome.
Angrily, I grabbed my trusty laptop and typed. What I am about to do will jack-hammer the rubble of the fourth wall into dust, then vacuum up the remains. Once I hit the enter key a black hole appeared and sucked Harold and Harriet in, then disappeared. The last anyone heard from them was "GOSH!"
"YO! PEOPLE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR ELSE YOU GET IT, TOO!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
Everyone shut up after that.
"Kay! Gender-benders, time to go back!" I announced, only to be replied by many aw's and boo's.
"WHAT DID I SAY?" I screamed once more, and typed.
This time the hitting of the enter key resulted to a bulldozer picking up Taylor and Tyler and throwing them who knows where.
"Anymore complaining and you get thrown into the null void!" I yelled, threatening by showing off my laptop. Just wanted to say, I made that up.
"You made that up!" Beth yelled. Damn.
Yet again I typed, and a random soldier threw Beth and Brett into a large vortex that sucked them into oblivion.
"Anyone else wanna accuse me?" I yelled at the smaller crowd. They better shake their heads no.
Everyone shook their head no, except for Ms. and Mr. Coconut. Crap. Outraged and almost insane, I typed and a ray gun appeared. I grabbed the ray gun and shot down the coconuts. I, Kaylee, have never been this mad.
"Double gangers, INTO THE PORTAL TO REPAIR THE FOURTH WALL!" I ordered, pointing at a newly appeared vortex.
All of the gender-benders sulkily walked into the portal, to arrive in their own dimension.
"Now do you believe me?" I asked the old contestants, but not before aiming my ray gun at Duncan.
There were a chorus of yes's, making me pleased with myself.
"Well, then. My job here is done." I happily stated, and walked into my own world, arriving into my room.
I turned on the TV only to see the TDI gang (minus Harold, Beth, and Mr. Coconut, due to obvious reasons) staring at the spot where my portal was.
"Never, ever speak of what just happened. Agreed?" Bridgette asked, only to be respond by the shaking of heads.
I walked away and sat down on my computer, then sighed. Home, sweet home…
I… feel… weird. This is what I thought would happen if I met Total Drama, completely destroying the fourth wall. I don't like the fourth wall. If I DO happen get some reviews, I'll make another chapter with my leftover imagination. So... REVIEW!