AN:First this is a Massive Crossover fanfic don't like don't read, second I own nothing but Joey Omnians and my theory on dimensions, and third if you're reading this then I hope you enjoy it
Outskirts of Konoha's Forest [3rd POV]
'Dammit the Kyuubi-Brat wasn't supposed to be this strong' Mizuki was currently regretting his decision to convince Naruto[ko] to steal the Forbidden Scroll [s]he was proving to be a stronger opponent than first anticipated 'After I stabbed Iruka that fool the damn Fox went berserk and formed some sort of [fe]male clone both covered in some sort of red chakra cloak of the Kyuubi' Naruto[ko] didn't know why there was two of him[her] or why they were opposite genders all they knew was that Mizuki-Teme had to die for hurting Iruka-Sensei amazingly both still had enough sense to try and work together. "Hey girl-me you thinking what I'm thinking" "Considering we're the same person I probably am, my names Naruko by the way." "got it mines Naruto by the way" "Right so on three" "two" "one" ""Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu"". They used at the same time and proceeded to kick Mizukis ass then finished without actually killing him coincidentally at the same time Iruka was becoming conscious again 'Why do I have thoughts of a male Naruto and female Naruko doing the same things in the same memories in my life...' "wait... WHAT!" ""Iruka-Sensei"" "Are you ok?" "Are you hurt" "Need to go to the hospital" "Need to"- at this point Iruka needed to deal with both of them worrying over him. "Naruto Naruko both of you calm down I'll be fine ANBU will be here soon and I'll go to the hospital but right now I'm confused about you two because I know both of you but Its as if you're the same person, would you happen to know"- "It's because they broke the dimensional barrier." While trying to ask them as to how they both existed Iruka was interrupted by a cloaked man who suddenly appeared as if out of thin air. "Who are you?!" Iruka demanded of the stranger "Who I am is classified and considered a -level secret as such I only listen to the Hokage and only if I feel like it, I was merely informing you that Naruto and Naruko Uzumaki happened to break the dimensional barrier between their universes thus fusing them and the mind of everyone but them together luckily the only difference in either universe was their sex so only those who know them were affected and not that harshly now I'll be taking the two of them to the Hokage Kakashi-Chan, Yugao-Chan, Anko-Chan, and Tenzo-Chan the four of you can come and escort Iruka-Chan or the Naru duo and me to the Hokage, ROOT can leave now or I won't even leave your ashes as evidence." at this four ANBU in a dog, cat, snake, and blank mask came out while three hidden [to all but the cloaked man] ANBU with 'ne' on their masks left. "Right so you two girls take Iruka for stitches while you two escort us eh'." "Why should we listen to you asshole." "because 'Hebi' I'm the only one here who understands multi-dimensional physics and now there's technically two kyuubi jinchuuriki and the Hokage needs to know about this." "He's right Hebi so lets just do what he said for now." "thanks 'Inu'" "Grrr, fine let's move dolphin-face" "Stop calling me that Anko" "you don't"-Iruka and Anko started to argue as they and Yugao were bringing him to the hospital. "Well I'll carry the two Blondies lead the way Kakashi, Tenzo."
Naruto & Naruko's Mindscape [3rd POV]
"Oww my head hurts" "Mine too" "Hey Naruko" "Yes Naruto" "Where are we?" "A sewer obviously but I don't know exactly"... ""DAMMIT"" "Well guess we'd better walk along and find a way out then huh" "Yup lets go this way!" They then proceed to run down the 'sewer' to find way out. After about 5 minutes they start to hear noise ahead. "I realise coming from me this sounds like a lie but none of your deaths are really my fault you know" ""You stabbed me through my chest with your claw dattebane!"" ""Kushina maybe you shouldnt""-"Who are you people?" "are you two pairs of twins?" "Who's the giant talking fox?" "oh and where are we?" Asked a confused Naruto then Naruko back and forth, but before anyone could answer another voice came from behind them "I can answer all of those questions all well as any others anyone else may have." The owner of said voice was the same as the man carrying them outside their minds at the same moment "The four people are each of your parents or rather fractions of their souls left inside your bodies for reasons I don't feel like explaining, they aren't twins just copies of the same people because unlike everyone else they're stuck inside you and also not full beings" yet he added in his head "The fox as you called him is Kurama better know as the 'Kyuubi no Kitsune' the reason he is only one is besides your sex it appears that whether the yin or yang part of his soul sealed inside you changed too, haaa and for the last thing we are inside your now connected mindscapes any more questions from any of you?" "Who are mister?" "well Naruto and everyone else I guess you can call me 'Joey' or in your language 'Jōi' Though I will refer to myself as Joey for convenience, But I think you should both talk to both of your parents for now because I need to talk to the Hokage real quick, ahh but first Omnian Technique:Soul Bind" Both Kushina's and Minato's had chains of whitish-blue fire come out from where their hearts would be and connect to either Naruto or Naruko "Now you'll all stay here till both of these two die or you decide to leave aaanyway I'll wake you two up in a bit so I don't have to explain it multiple times to you guys the Hokage and Council of which the civilian side is full of annoying bastards but yeah see ya in bit then Gakis."
Real World [Joey POV]
'Now that I think about it this probably happened mostly because of my coming here at that location and time but hey it's not that bad and this way the kid or is it kids gets a friend early in life' "Hey we're here" Kakashi's announcement broke me from my musings and I looked up to see we were indeed in front of the Hokage Tower. "Hmm I guess we are" I replied evenly "Well...bye" Then immediately teleported to the inside of the office. "Nice to meet you Hiruzen-Chan I have with me both Naru-Chan's and Information that you will find useful." "ANBU"- "Can not do anything while we're inside a Subspace Pocket or to put it simply time around us has been stopped." He looked evenly at me then though I could see him thinking through my words as I said them so I just waited. "Who are you and what do you want with Naruto or Naruko." "I'm Joey or Jōi in your tongue and I don't want anything from them right now maybe when they are older I might hire them but right now nothing, I've come to explain why there are two of them and why you have memories of two of them and to propose a job offer to you." 'Come on old man take the bait I mean after all I'm not lying and you have nothing to lose' "Fine considering that I probably am unable to leave this Subspace Pocket as you called it until you allow it I will listen to your information and proposal." He said "Thank you very much" I said "But first how much do you know about the theory of multiple universes." "That it states for every choice made another universe is created off of the first or 'Seed' universe." "My family and three other groups I know of call that 'Seed' 'Canon' but yeah same thing only that is the barest understanding of it as a whole. In fact it goes like this, your timeline in your universe, alternate timelines, then alternate universes form your minor multiverse a collection of minor multiverses that are completely different from one another is a major multiverse most of which are controlled by some super-powerful deity Zuzushi who you don't know for example though some aren't, the space in between is pockets of air in a container full of balls where some groups of dimensional travelers/achievers reside two of the more fun groups are the Gorem and UDOM, but I'm getting off track after that is the container itself or the omniverse that is the plain of existence from where I reside I'm also the second oldest being there first being my imouto-ish older sister. Did you understand most of that sir?" "I suppose so, basicly existence is much more complex than most think and you are the second oldest being in all of existence." "Yes"... "you're thinking what the actual fuck right now aren't you?"... "Right I'll just continue so I was becoming a bit bored at the time so I figured I would just head down to a random universe and find something to do sadly as I was about to an enemy of mine so to speak attacked me thus causing a slight overload in the dimensional jump causing two universes "yours" to fuse as well as Shatter apart most of my Powers, Skills, Abilities, and Techniques and scatter them throughout the Omniverse." "Now on to my Proposition I would like to become a ninja of this village train both Naru's as well as their graduating class until I can find/gain a way to get back to my own home and also find my family because we have a system that if I get 'lost' in some way they all go hide throughout existence in random universes." "I suppose I really don't have much of a choice and you obviously have no ill intentions but what can you do as a ninja?" "Currently the best Technique I have is one to bind peoples souls to others which is kinda useless most of the time, but I also have B-rank by your system fire and wind manipulation, A-rank kenjutsu, and C-rank fuuinjutsu." "That is very impressive though I will have to test you later." "Of course oh and this Subspace Pocket too though I can only hold one other person in it. Speaking of which 'release'" ""Hokage-Sama?!"" "ANBU, Inu, Tenzo you are all to spread word of a Council meeting immediately regarding Naruto and Naruko now go!" After a moment of hesitation because of me apparently appearing out of nowhere all the ANBU left. "See you at the meeting then Hiruzen-Chan." 'Bet he's thinking 'I'm too old for this shit' right now'
2 Hours Later Council Chamber [3rd POV]
"Ok now If everyone can settle down we can get this meeting"-"Hokage-Sama are we going to kill the two demon brats" Before anyone could blink the stupid civilian who said that was against the wall with a hand lifting him by the throat. "I do not want to deal with that kind of shit right now so heres a list of things first don't call them demons it's an insult to them and 'most' actual demons, second If any of you bastards try to justify killing them I will kick you out of here painfully, and third if anyone interrupts someone else while speaking"- "Who the hell are you to" is as far as next person got before their head was rolling on the ground "as I was saying I will kill them if civilian and sent them the the hospital if shinobi. You may continue Hokage-san" "That was a bit harsh of you Joey but effective I suppose, now then on to the main reason of this meeting after which you may ask about this boy here but not before then. Now first I will explain how these two are as they are but first I would like to hear from them what happened. So Naruto-kun Naruko-chan can you tell us all what you remember?" ""Sure thing Jiji...""
Around 20 minutes later [AN just think of them explaining the canon fight with Mizuki but with the other one of them showing up after using kurama's chakra]
"...And then we passed out" "woke up in our mindscape" "met both our mom's and dad's and"- "What!" At the last part Hiruzen sat up bolt right after almost laying on his arms during their story. "You met your parents?!" "Yup" "They said to say that 'those two students of yours better be ready to get at least a one month in the ICU for not doing their duty as God-Parents.'" "Kaa-San's hair was like nine tails, it was scary." "But before that Joey showed up and"- "Sorry for breaking my own rule but I'll take over here for a bit ok?" "Is this that thing you didn't want to explain multiple times?" "Yes Naruko but it's three things actually. First is Kurama-Chan, second is your parents being like how he is now, and third is how you two are how you are both existing, I'll do the third one first
10 minutes of explaining and 'convincing' later
"Now for the second thing Kurama or as you know him the 'Kyuubi' isn't evil"-"Wha"- "DON'T INTERRUPT ME." ... "Good except for the smell of urine everything is fine, now then he isn't evil and never was you see during your own history Madara Uchiha tried to control him to kill your first Hokage this failed and he was sealed in his wife Mito Uzumaki who then lived to like 200-something because of Uzumaki vitality and passed on her Jinchuriki status to the princess of Uzushiogakure Kushina Uzumaki" At this the whole shinobi council, yes even Shibi and Shikaku, had theirs eyes bulging out of their heads "Oh you can all bash your faces against the table if you want Shinobi-Sans after all you are just realising this." "No s-sorry continue we are fine Joey-San." "Ok Shikaku-San so yes then some things happened Kumo tried to kidnap her a young 4th Hokage saved her they start to like each other, blah blah blah, they become unofficially married so Iwa doesn't target her for what he did in the war, she gets pregnant and heres the 'fun' part, a masked bastard pretending to be Madara attacks her during childbirth right after the child is born. He successfully releases Kurama and puts him under a genjutsu like the original Madara did. So the 4th having no other option seals have of kurama inside himself with the Death Reaper Seal and the other half along with a part of both his and his wife's soul's into their newborn child AKA Naruto/Naruko Uzumaki. Third thing is I bound their whole souls to the fragments so they're technically sealed inside them like Kurama now and I will be training both these two and their graduating class. Ok soooooo bye-bye" Joey than dispels into smoke showing he was a shadow clone the whole time. "Hokage-Sama!" 'I'm too old for this shit thinks Hiruzen as he curses whatever force caused this to happen' In a far off dimension a powerful evil being feels like a dust particle just touched his neck then shakes it off because it means nothing towards his goal.
AN:So this is chapter one of the Naruto-verse part of a very big super-multi-crossover story I'm making I hope it was good and If there are any errors or you have any criticism then please tell me and for anyone who caught my reference to two great authors on this site then you have very good taste well thats all then sooooo Peace-out, play LoL, and read Shoujo-ai and have a good whatever time it is for you now.