Disclaimer: Naruto so not owned by me, this piece of genius is something I can never master.
Spoilers for Chapter 360. It popped in to my head the minute I saw the chapter.
The minute Deidara regurgitated the clay back out of the disgustingly unclean mouth of his, Sasuke did not expect this.
Godzilla.
It was Godzilla, damn it! Well, maybe not Godzilla but a Deizilla.
Yes, right behind Sasuke was a gigantic, enormous clay hugging 72 foot or was it 120 feet? Honestly he didn't care, it was just very, very big, Deidara.
Wait, his nose is so unclean. Seriously use tissues ya' clay freak!
No! Back to the situation, if this thing detonates there will be no Sasuke Uchiha. No laughing insanely at Itachi when he's weak and you have right where ya' want him. No telling dobe to shut his trap and stitch it shut and damn it, eat his precious ramen in his face while he's tied down. No telling Kakashi to shove his damn porno books where the sun doesn't shine and stealing at least one for his own pleasure. No kicking that Neji Hyuuga from his pedestal and hacking off his precious girly hair. Seriously so much conditioner, it was too shiny for natural means, not that he was looking. No mini-uchiha's with green eyes to torment the villagers when he's bored.
To hell with this, he was going to take it like an Uchiha. It took all of Sasuke's will power to turn around and chidori it-
OMG! It was swelling! Blowing up like a hot air (akatsuki covered) balloon!
Sasuke couldn't help but cringe when its eyes bulged out, its cheeks puffed so much like a squirrel, bigger and bigger till it could hold no more.
Vaguely he thought he heard before he saw an orange masked coward duck, "ITS GONNA BLOW! DON'T LET ITS BUTT FALL ON ME!"
BOOM.
Aniki. Is this what you have to deal with? Maybe just maybe I sympathize with you.
A/U
I really couldn't help but laugh when I saw Deidara like that all that drool. It was hilarious.