The Quick Version of Lord of the Rings.
No offence is meant to Prof. JRR. Tolkien. I greatly respect his books. I just thought this would be funny. He owns them not me.
(Quick Joke: What did Pippin do when he got drunk? Started to feel Merry!)
Isildur looked at the ring in his hand, and the smoking helmet of Sauron at his feet. The silence was broken by Elrond.
"Isildur, follow me,"
They entered the mighty volcano, Mount Doom, and Elrond walked to the end of the path over the lava, and Isildur stopped half way.
"Do it now! Destroy the ring," he looked down at the boiling lava and the shiny ring in his hand.
"No," he turned and slipped on a rock, dropping the ring into the fiery crevasse.
THE END.
Jema: Hope you all enjoyed th-
Gandalf: Excuse me young lady do you have any idea what you just did?
Jema: I...um,
Aragorn: You just re-wrote one of the greatest literary triumphs and shamed my ancestors.
Isildur: Yeah man, I'm not THAT clumsy.
Boromir: Hold on does this mean you don't need us?
Jema: Um...Yeah.
Boromir: Woo hoo I get to see the appendices.
Pippin: Wait if we're not needed does that mean we don't become knights of Gondor and get right nice costumes?
Merry: 'Fraid so Pip.
Pippin: Grrr...
Legolas: Thanks so much babe, at least now I don't have to fight those bloody dirty orcs! I worship you girl!
Gimli: I to worship you young lady. Now I don't have to spend a year with this pansy elf.
Legolas: Who are you calling pansy short stacks?
Jema: Ok break it up before it gets ugly.
Legolas: (under his breath) er.
Gimli: I heard that.
Jema: Look, this is a fan fiction story. See all those people out there?
All look and wave at the people reading the story.
They write stories using characters from film, books and television, and stuff.
Boromir: So, I'm still gonna die?
Jema: Yep.
Aragorn: And I still become king?
Jema: Mmmhmm.
Isildur: And I don't trip over and drop the ring instead get taken over and killed for it.
Jema: Dude that's not a good thing.
Legolas: Crap I still gotta hang out with you.
Gimli: I'm not happy about it either!
Jema rolls her eyes and leaves the room slamming the door.