This was inspired by 'According to You' by 'Orianthi' and more specifically..my beloved cross-dressing friend. xD
I do NOT own Naruto or any of its characters. Except Sakura's *ahem* ex. Maybe.
No, no, no, no! She didn't wanna hear it. She clutched her cellphone tightly.
"Sakura, I'm sorry.." He said. "I just..can't handle being with you anymore." He continued. "Why..?" Sakura whispered. There was an uncomfortable shuffling on his end. "Why did you kiss her?" Sakura whimpered. Her heart hurt like hell. More uncomfortable shuffling.. "I'll just come out and say it, Saks-" "DON'T CALL ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME ASSHOLE!" Sakura screamed in tears. Silence. "Just..call me Haruno.." Sakura sniffed. This hurt her to no end. She clutched the cloth covering her heart.
Sasori sighed from the conversation in the next room..I mean, he's her big brother. Big brothers gotta do what big brothers gotta do to protect their little sister. But what was next immobilized him. He was furious..he would beat that man to a bloody fucking pulp.
"Your stupid. Useless." Her boyfriend-excuse me-ex hissed. She began to sob. "You can't do anything right. Your too clingy, and difficult.." He said, with no emotion. Her sobs became louder. "Your too hard to fucking please." He said. She couldn't take it anymore. "I don't want the shit you give me! I want to be with you! I wanna..." Sakura cried. "I wanna..." She couldn't make herself say it.. 'marry you..' she finished in her mind.
Just then Sasori burst in. He snatched her phone. "She is nothing you described, asshole. Sure, she could wear fancy things more often, lose weight, but that doesn't concern you." Sasori seethed, clearly livid. He knew nobody knew of their being a brother and sister. "Don't ever fuck with my woman, bastard." Sasori said dangerously calm, then hung up, and threw the phone across the room, breaking it. He sat down with an agitated huff. Nobody screws with his little sister. He held her tightly until she got over it.
After her sobbing seized, she began to talk. "You broke my cell, Nii-chama." Sakura said. He laughed. "That thing was old, anyways. It's way past due time to replace it." Sasori said. She looked at him with those red puffy eyes-from crying- with a pout. "Nii-chama..." Sakura said, in a childish tone. "Okay, you pick, I pay. Sound good?" He smiled. She beamed at this. Just the thing to cheer her up.
Sorry this was short.. but you can look forward to a so-so chappie next. xD Please review. :D