Title: 20 Things, That I, Anthony DiNozzo Jr., Learned Today
Pairing: Tiva
Summary: Tony DiNozzo has learned a lot. Especially when it comes expecting a baby, or two.
Disclaimer: Don't own a thing. Nadda. Only this idea. Well not exactly, seeing as it's kind of an overused topic but oh well, I felt like writing and this was easy.
There are many things I have learned from becoming a father. But I must say that these are the most important lessons of all, that is, if you want to live going through parenting with Ziva. I guess I'll have to start off with the #1 rule of all and that would be:
Ziva says, goes. No exceptions.
The next 19 are also very important, so listen carefully.
2. Headaches are to be expected after telling Gibbs that Ziva is pregnant with my child
3. When friends and family ask what the baby is going to be, do not respond "a squirming rugrat". That will get you a night of sleeping on the couch,which, admit it, is uncomfortable as hell.
4. Under no circumstances are you aloud to make snide remarks about the hideous clothing that your wife has to wear for 9 months.
5. Do NOT bother Ziva when she's in her "chocolate craving moods". You WILL regret it.
6. A pregnant Ziva is much more dangerous when irritated. Trust me.
7. Ziva gets to name the baby. End of discussion. Talia Jennifer David-DiNozzo.
8. There is no reason that you can't help her with the baby when she's tired. After all, she's had to carry the extra weight for 9 long months. It's the least you can do.
9. When she finds out she's pregnant again, it's best to tell Gibbs right away; there is no use hiding the fact.
10. When you realize that the sonogram is showing you twins, do not get too dissappointed that they're both going to be girls again.
11. Don't blurt the names to Abby again. You don't want to get punched in the arm out of shock, do you?
12. Don't complain when she starts crying because of something that's as simple as not giving her the damn remote. It's just hormones that'll pass over in a few months. Live with it.
13. When she tells you that she hates you and that she never wants to see you again because you accidently did something completely "male", don't take it to heart. It's just those damn hormones talking again.
14. No, you are not allowed to call your children the "Three Ninja-skteers". That WILL end up badly for you.
15. Abby gets to hold the twins first. She called it.
16. Don't get too dissappointed that you can't name both twins on your own, considering that picking names isn't exactly your forte, you're lucky she trusted you to name one of them.
17. Don't get overly proud of your-self for picking out a "Ziva-approved" name; Delilah Caitlin David-DiNozzo
18. You have to admit, she's a very good name picker; Gabrielle Kelly David-DiNozzo
19. No, you are still not allowed to call them the "Three Ninja-skteers", even if Ziva has warmed up to it.
20. Don't forget rule #1. That applies to all the "Daddy can I have this?" and "Daddy can I have that?" that you will get over the next 18 or so years. If Ziva says no, then that's it. End of discussion, no matter how cute, or adorable they are. That will result in another night of sleeping on the couch for you.
Well? What do you think? I wanted to try my hand at something cute and fluffy since I haven't done that yet. And I needed another fic. to post for my repetoir(spelling? lol) Don't forget, R&R pleases (: