The Dying Thoughts of James Moriarty

by oneminorityofone

Spoilers on The Elegance of the Hedgehog (my most beloved book in the world)! This is kind of based on Renee's dying thoughts. These are Moriarty's dying thoughts, as the title would suggest. A one off.

Oh, ho. Ho. That was fun! Now, I'm dying. I don't have to stay alive anymore, but I can think. Interesting. I feel the ability fading, though. I wonder if I'll be bored now. I hoooope not…

Melinda? Oh dear what are you doing here? Have you come to fetch me. Oh, no, of course not. Silly! What would I think that?! Shit. Did I pop into your head before you died? No, I know. Angels would have fetched you, Mum. You were so bloody good. Damn you. Look how much fun I had! Look, damn it! We could have has so much fun together, but you were boring and you went and left me and became a stupid angel! Fuck you. I loathe people like you. Why are you even here? Because I love you, you bitch.

Seb, funny Seb. Have fun without me! Maybe we could have had some fun together, but I'm sure nothing can top this… this orgasm. I'm sure.

Irene. You had a heart. Such a waste. Why go and have a heart? You knew what real fun was, pet. Why ruin it?

This one I like. Oh, baby. Daddy had so much fun. Thank you, Sherlock Holmes. Thank you, beautiful. I love you.

I'm going, I think. How exciting. Oh, wait. One last face…. Molly? Molly Hooper. I did have fun watching Glee. I hope you know that.

Goodbye, friends. Have a fraction of the fun I had in the end. That much, I hope.