We are in dire need of more of one of the Canon Gay pairings of this fandom. So heres my contribution.

Lussuria sighed and took a deep breath of crisp evening air... Only to cough and choke as a large, gas-guzzling truck drove by. He scowled and flashed the driver an obscene hand gesture and reminded himself that he was enduring this hell because Ryohei had asked him to go EXTREME jogging with him.

"You alright Lussuria?" Ryohei laughed from where he was standing, which was on the 4 1/2 foot wall that separated the sidewalk that Lussuria was standing on from the houses and gardens.

The mohawked man smiled up at his jogging partner and said between barking coughs, "I'm fine Ryohei-chan."

Ryohei grinned in approval. "EXTREMELY GOOD! 'Cause we've still got a mile and a half to go!" The boxer punched the air enthusiastically and Lussuria took the moment to appreciate how the setting sun's light reflected off Ryohei's bare chest.

They continued trotting along for a half an hour and probably would have finished their jog on a rather boring note, if not for Ryohei's innocent question...

"Lussuria, have you had sex?"

Now, maybe it was his dormant decency gene kicking in, or maybe it was shock at the almost-invitation, but Lussuria was so flabbergasted that he didn't think to use some perverted comment, instead sputtering, "Gah! What do you mean, have I had sex? Of course I have!", and nearly falling off the sidewalk, into the path of a red Ferrari, that in retrospect looked a lot like Xanxus's (and was that the 10th in the front seat with him?).

Ryohei waved his hands through the air and jumped off the wall to stand by the Muay Thai fighter. "Whoa, chill out EXTREME! I just remembered I heard some girls in my class talking about how sex is the most EXTREME exercise, since it burns an EXTREMELY high number of calories and stuff."

"And...?" Lussuria asked cautiously, with the feeling he knew where this was going to end up.

"I was wondering if you wanted to exercise EXTREMELY sometime?"

That did it; It didn't matter at the moment that Ryohei was asking him to have sex, the EXTREME lack of decency made his temporarily functioning decency hormone go into over-drive.

I English, Lussuria fainted.

Ryohei shot out an arm and caught him by the shoulders. "Lussuria, you OK?" He shouted in alarm andtried to fan Lussuria with the end of his feather boa. Which didn't really work.

In the end, Ryohei picked Lussuria up, an arm under his knees and an arm around his shoulders and turned to jog to the Sasegawa house. It was too EXTREMELY late to take Lussuria back to the Sawada's.

As he jogged, he wondered just why Lussuria fainted. Maybe he was just EXTREMELY tired from all their EXTREME jogging and needed some sleep before anymore EXTREME exercise, Ryohei decided and his pace quickened as he saw his house come into view.

He'd have to ask again in the morning.

BWAHAHAHA!!! I loved writing this, even though I had a nervous break-down the last time I heard 'EXTREME'.