Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8........
Dedication: To anyone who had made me smile, such as Tickle me Elmo when he exploded cause accidentally tickled him to much...
~*Pointless stories from beyond your cereal box!*~
Chapter 1...........
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"Mommy," Little Jimmy-Bob-Gregory-David-John-Eric-George called out to his mom, or just Jimbo for short, "can I get this Tickle me Elmo?" he asked as she came walking up to him.
"Let me see." she said as she picked up the doll. She poked it in the stomach and it didn't giggle, she tried the back still didn't giggle. She even tried his foot, it still wouldn't giggle. "I think this one is defective sweaty." she told her child as she dropped the doll to the floor of the toy store, it landed on its crotch and it began to giggle.
"HEHE, that tickles, do it again." Elmo said as it shook all over. The women screamed and ran to the clerk.
"That tickle me Elmo doll is perverted!" she told him as she pointed to the Elmo on the floor.
"Oh know sir." the clerk began.
"I'm a lady." she told him coldly.
"Oh sorry, it's just that your mustache makes you look like a man, that's all." the clerk explained. The mother just rolled her eyes. "Anywhoo, that isn't tickle me Elmo, that's 'Sexual Fantasies Elmo.'" the clerk told her. The mother nodded in symboling that she understood. Just outside Rinoa and Squall and the whole gang were walking down the center of the mall, when suddenly....
"OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" A ghost wailed as it popped out from behind a corner and ran away.
"Hey this looks like the sign of a mystery gang!" Squall told them, everyone nodded.
"Bee-Boo" Bee-Boo exclaimed. Bee-Boo was their freak bird type thing that had a purple beak that flew around.
"That's right Bee-Boo, we got to capture that ghost!" Rinoa agreed. They all nodded and ran after the ghost. They ran until they found themselves at an a fork in the road.
"What the hell is that fork doing there!?!?" Squall yelled in an irritated manner.
"It was probably put there by the ghost to confuse with something else, or to stall us so that we stand on this spot and we fly down into the basement where we will have to split ourselves up into two groups and Zell will most likely be the first to stumble on the ghost. But I seriously doubt that!" Irvine told them in one long breath. Everyone looked at each other, but before they could finish I contact they were sent bareling down to the basement. They landed with a 'fump'.
"My glasses I can't see without my glasses!" cried Zell.
"You don't have any glasses." Rinoa told him.
"Oh right." Zell said rubbingt he back of his head.
"Ok, Rinoa, Irvine and I will split up into one group." Squall told them, "and Quistis, Zell and that weird bird thing will split up into the other group."
"His name is Bee-Boo, Squall." Rinoa told him harshly.
"Whatever." Squall responded as they trekked forward.
"I'm hungry," Zell stated, "let's go to the kitchen where will probably encounter the ghost!" Zell added.
"Why do we pair up in groups?" Quistis asked in an irritated tone. "it's not like were gonna do anything better this way." she told them as they entered the kitchen. "And where did this kitchen come from!?" Quistis asked looking at her surroundings. "And what the hell is Bee-Boo!?" Quistis asked in an even harsher tone.
"Just chill out, the ghost isn't going to get us!" Zell calmed as he ate a hot dog. Quistis just rolled her eyes.
"OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" the ghost screamed as it popped out from behind a corner. They all screamed and Rinoa, Irvine and Squall jumped in the door way and flung a net over the ghost.
"Yeah!" they all cheared.
"Now lets see who the ghost really is!" Squall said, and the ghost disappeared. "Oh, I guess he really was a ghost." Squall said in defeat. Then Bee-Boo flew up to the top of the room, opened a hatch and out came Cid Kramer.
"Cid!" Rinoa exclaimed. "You have been doing all this!?" Rinoa asked. Cid nodded.
"How did you make that ghost though?" Zell asked.
"I think I can answer that one." Irvine said. "He used this flash light, these two squirrels and this sticker of a play boy bunny." he told them as he pulled htem all out and formed the hologram of a ghost.
"Oh." Quistis simply stated.
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A/N: Was this funny? I hope so....NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next chapter: The gang goes see the very scary movie, Night of the Walking Living!!!
R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!