Goku and Vegeta at Hogwarts

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer- We own EVERYTHING! Just kidding we don't own Harry Potter or DBZ

Chapter 1:

It was a sunny day in the beautiful tropics where Goku lived and where Piccolo lived and where Vegeta and Gohan and Bulma and Chi-Chi and you get the picture lived in the tropics. It was on this fatefully nice day that the Ox King received a letter from his dear brother Hagrid, the Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It read as follows.

Dear Brother, King, Etc.

Hullo there. How is it in your part of the world. 'Tis great here. Thanks again for sending me Fluffy (that's what I named the cute three-headed monster). I was talking to Professor Dumbledore the other day and I was telling him about Chi-Chi's husband the Super Saiyan Goku and how he saved the world almost as many times as our dear Harry Potter. Headmaster Dumbledore has expressed a great curiosity in this young man and wants him to come study at Hogwarts this year. Please send him to Diagon Alley this Tuesday and I will show him around and get him all set up.

Your dearest little brother,

Rubeus Hagrid.

PS- I had Harry write out the letter, so you could read it.

The last part was an almost unintelligible scrawl, but the rest was quite neat. The Ox King sat there thinking about this for quite some time before he decided that it would be good if Goku had a break all saving the world and stuff and had a nice break at a school. He decided to go and visit Chi-Chi to see if she approved.

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"Goku! Go to school? That's a great idea!" Chi-Chi said upon hearing about it.

"Well then we better go find that Goku of yours." The Ox King said.

The two of them hurried out and soon came across Goku and Vegeta "training" at least that's what they called it. In reality it was playing tag with their super saiyan powers. Vegeta was it, of course.

"YOU'RE IT KAKKAROT!" Vegeta shouted sending an energy ball at the tree Goku was hiding behind.

"NO FAIR VEGETA! WE AGREED NO ENERGY BLASTS! YOU CHEATER!" Goku shouted. While Goku was busy having a conniption fit Vegeta teleported and tagged before flying away laughing hysterically.

After a few more minutes of watching the "men" at their "training" the Ox King called them in. Reluctantly the two "men" flew to the Ox King and his daughter. Both of them looking a bit sheepish at having been caught playing tag.

"So Ox King what's up?" Goku asked as he landed.

"Well Goku--" The Ox King was interrupted by Chi-Chi.

"So Goku how about you go to school!" She exclaimed clasping her hands together excitedly.

"What!?" Goku sweatdropped.

"Well my brother's friend would like you to attend his school of magic-" The Ox King was again interrupted.

"What!? Kakkarot is a Saiyan NOT a Wizard." Vegeta grumbled loudly.

"Well his friend thinks it would be a nice break from saving the world-"

"Kakkarot! Saving the world! Why if it wasn't for me he wouldn't be able to win all those times. I DEMAND TO GO TOO!" Vegeta yelled.

"Well fine, you both can go. Tomorrow you leave for Diagon Alley where my brother will get you set up for school." The Ox King said before leaving to write to his brother and inform him that the Prince of Saiyans would be attending Hogwarts as well. Chi-Chi of course thought that this was a great idea because Vegeta would be able to keep Goku out of trouble and make sure he focused on his studies. Obviously Chi-Chi was having a blond moment.

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That night the group was having a party to celebrate Goku and Vegeta going to school. Bulma and Chi-Chi were acting like proud mothers instead of wives. Goten and Trunks were a little confused that their fathers were going to school when they were like adults. Goku and Vegeta sat in a corner for most of the evening "debating" who had won the game of tag and who would do better at school. They were sent to their rooms without desert for breaking a wall. On the way the grumbled that they should have just stuck to rock, paper, scissors.

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Early the next morning Goku and Vegeta set out flying towards The Leaky Cauldron where they were supposed to meet Hagrid. It did not take them very long to get to London, but arriving early was out of the question because Goku decided he knew a shortcut and got them lost. They only made to the Leaky Cauldron on time because Vegeta decided to take charge and to tell Goku he was a umm... idiot.

Arriving at the Leaky Cauldron they had no trouble locating the Ox King's brother who was only a bit smaller than the kind giant. The two just thought 'Oh boy.'

AN- This is the first chapter stay tuned for more fun. Here is a quote from one of the upcoming chapters.

'Vegeta that's the fifth teacher you've destroyed this week. DETENTION!' Professor Dumbledore.